Man arrested for falling off his own sofa
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Pod wrote:
Hopefully this is just some satire aimed at the recent political shenanigans and nothing to do with you not watching the video of him? :)


A bit of both, in fact. BBC videos prick up my browser since they went to their annoying new metal-pastel motif, so I ended up adblocking them.
ComicalGnomes wrote:
sinister agent wrote:
some human-shaped thing scuffling with some other human-shaped things.

My major complaint against CCTV, it's about as good as a cheap webcam. What this means is, you can just about make out that 3 people have brutally murdered someone, but not who they killed, or who they are. So while you know what has happened, you can't do a damn thing about it.

Similar with shop security cameras, most playback of these that I've seen on tv are time-delayed shots of blur that you can't make anything out of. ffs.


I meant to post about this earlier on.

A very good friend of mine was set upon by six lads and beaten unconscious with thick dog chains and a metal pole. he could well have died.

The beatings took place outside a high school surrounded by CCTV and getting away after they first cornered him he ran to the only thing open nearby, which was a petrol station forecourt, which is where the main beating took place. There was CCTV footage at both of these places, but the quality was such that it was useless.

Actually, the way the policeman explained this made it seem that he was suggestion that because the attackers were black it was too difficult to make out his attackers features, but whether the cameras are too poor to make faces out, or too poor to make the faces of black people out isn't really the point - they don't do the job they are intended to do.

EDIT: Meant to say, my friend was OK after a time in hospital, many stitches and a staple in his skull, but he came through fine, considering that many people said the ferocity of the attack may well have killed him.
Mimi wrote:
Actually, the way the policeman explained this made it seem that he was suggestion that because the attackers were black it was too difficult to make out his attackers features, but whether the cameras are too poor to make faces out, or too poor to make the faces of black people out isn't really the point - they don't do the job they are intended to do.


Big Brother is watching you, but it's OK because he's terribly short-sighted and has a squint, and probably thinks you're some sort of nocturnal animal instead of a person anyway.
Hehe, yes :smug:

I wonder what percentage of street crime actually makes good use of any CCTV footage (I do not mean driving in bus lanes and that kind of thing...)
sinister agent wrote:
And I've seen instances where people were beaten shitless or raped

Did you call the police, confront them yourself, or just run away?

In any event, not one of you has spared a thought for the sofa, you basts. This board's anti-sofa agenda is obscene.
CUS wrote:
sinister agent wrote:
And I've seen instances where people were beaten shitless or raped

Did you call the police, confront them yourself, or just run away?

In any event, not one of you has spared a thought for the sofa, you basts. This board's anti-sofa agenda is obscene.


I meant "on telly", fiend.
sinister agent wrote:
I meant "on telly", fiend.

You've seen people being raped on telly? Fucking hell! Was this abroad?
CUS wrote:
sinister agent wrote:
I meant "on telly", fiend.

You've seen people being raped on telly? Fucking hell! Was this abroad?


You know what I mean! Cases where it's happened. Hmph. >:|
sinister agent wrote:
You know what I mean! Cases where it's happened. Hmph. >:|

Ah, so when you say "You've seen people raped on telly" you mean, "you've seen the news when they've mentioned a rape taking place." Similarly, I shall never forget witnessing the moon landing.

I'll bet it was when Paul Merton said he was a sex offender, and Jeremy Clarkson cracked up. Unless it was the week before, but Paul Merton was quite visibly bothered throughout. Unless it was a repeat. Not off that one, of another one. Of Have I Got News For You. But not the series when he didn't participate, obviously, or any of the others where he wasn't on. It was probably last week's, with Clarkson.

Did you miss me? Anyway, carry on. Something about Hard-Fi, I think.
I used "seen" because I was talking directly in response Gnomes' line - "I've seen a few instances (given my penchant for watching shows like Street Crime, Street Wars, et al) where the CCTV has seen an assault-in-progress and police have sped to the scene to pwn the fuckers". Give me a break, man, we were just chatting.
sinister agent wrote:
Give me a break, man, we were just chatting.

Give me a break, man, I was just teasing. Anyway, please continue chatting about rape, sorry.
CUS wrote:
sinister agent wrote:
Give me a break, man, we were just chatting.

Give me a break, man, I was just teasing. Anyway, please continue chatting about rape, sorry.


Meanie. :(
Oh, get over it you big girlie.

In Sweden, you know what they call a lift? A hiss! Can you believe it??? So, CCTV:

1) If ghosts are real, why have none ever been captured on CCTV, or similar systems?
2) If UFOs etc.
3) If Jesus etc.
4) If God meant had meant for a terrifying and evil overmind to monitor our every moments and punish us our perceived infractions, he'd have invented himself, woodknee?

edit: Ho ho! Of course, it's humans who invented 'im really. It just seems now that a little bit of history is repeating - with technology now - omg it jus like BSG!!
CUS wrote:
Oh, get over it you big girlie.

In Sweden, you know what they call a lift? A hiss! Can you believe it??? So, CCTV:

1) If ghosts are real, why have none ever been captured on CCTV, or similar systems?
2) If UFOs etc.
3) If Jesus etc.
4) If God meant had meant for a terrifying and evil overmind to monitor our every moments and punish us our perceived infractions, he'd have invented himself, woodknee?

edit: Ho ho! Of course, it's humans who invented 'im really. It just seems now that a little bit of history is repeating - with technology now - omg it jus like BSG!!


5) If criminals are real, why have none ever been captured on CCTV?
Pod wrote:
CUS wrote:
Oh, get over it you big girlie.

In Sweden, you know what they call a lift? A hiss! Can you believe it??? So, CCTV:

1) If ghosts are real, why have none ever been captured on CCTV, or similar systems?
2) If UFOs etc.
3) If Jesus etc.
4) If God meant had meant for a terrifying and evil overmind to monitor our every moments and punish us our perceived infractions, he'd have invented himself, woodknee?

edit: Ho ho! Of course, it's humans who invented 'im really. It just seems now that a little bit of history is repeating - with technology now - omg it jus like BSG!!


5) If criminals are real, why have none ever been captured on CCTV?

Isn't 'captured on CCTV' a great phrase?

Imagine the camera 'zapping' up the criminal as he passes through the visible area, and whenever they play back the tape, they can see the criminal banging against the front pane of glass, and the sides of the television screaming to be let free.
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