Prescription heroin, no upper motorway speed limit, warning signs only legal where not stating totally obvious things, no rescue service provision where warning signs have been proven to be ignored, repeal all anti-terror laws, ban faith schools, lower age of consent to fourteen and make sex education compulsory from ten, move to a community-managed, state monitored benefits system. No more 'doling' money out to people who never so much as consider being an active part of their community! Fuck your right to privacy and freedom to please yourself, so long as you are doing it on my tax money.

Also, ban bendy buses, ban these paedophile lists chavs can see. I've no kids so I've no need to know whether a nonce is in the area, but I've been burgled and had my car done over so let's have the addresses of all the twockers and burglars, shall we?

Everyone in the UK to sign an agreement that they won't follow European laws any more closely than the next member state.

Finally, every passive-agressive Welsh speaking person who insists on having a 'hilarious' dig at the English somewhere during their profressional working day has to line up along the touchline at Wembley and fellate all England shirt wearing men over fifteen stone with a shaved bonce at half time of the next convenient home fixture. Then drown the fuckers in the Taff, they are giving the Welsh a bad name.