HELLO
I LIKE YOU GUYS
BUT YOU GUYS NEED KEEPING ON TRACK
SO I WILL BE KEEPING YOU ON TRACK
SHIT UP SOME TOPIC BASED THREAD WITH NONSENSE POSTS
I WILL BE THERE
SOMEONE WANT SOME ADVICE
YOU GET THAT PROBLEM SORTED BEFORE YOU DICK ABOUT OR I WILL BE THERE
OBSESS ABOUT PAST EVENTS
I WILL KICK THE FUCK OFF
I FAVOUR YOU LIKE I USED TO FAVOUR THE JEWS
AND YOU ARE GOING ON A JOURNEY TO EXCELLENCE
AND I WILL GUIDE YOU
CARRY ON
I LIKE YOU GUYS
BUT YOU GUYS NEED KEEPING ON TRACK
SO I WILL BE KEEPING YOU ON TRACK
SHIT UP SOME TOPIC BASED THREAD WITH NONSENSE POSTS
I WILL BE THERE
SOMEONE WANT SOME ADVICE
YOU GET THAT PROBLEM SORTED BEFORE YOU DICK ABOUT OR I WILL BE THERE
OBSESS ABOUT PAST EVENTS
I WILL KICK THE FUCK OFF
I FAVOUR YOU LIKE I USED TO FAVOUR THE JEWS
AND YOU ARE GOING ON A JOURNEY TO EXCELLENCE
AND I WILL GUIDE YOU
CARRY ON
I don't believe in you.
I don't believe in Dimrill.
SEE SHIT LIKE THIS IS FINE IN THIS THREAD AS IT IS UNDERSTOOD TO BE ALLOWED
GOOD
SOME INDEPENDENT THOUGHT
KEEP IT UP
Dimrill wrote:
I don't believe in you.
GOOD
SOME INDEPENDENT THOUGHT
KEEP IT UP
fuck off, cunt.
LaceSensor wrote:
fuck off, cunt.
IN THE NEXT ELECTION YOU WILL MAKE ME A MOD
FOR YOU NEED AN ANONYMOUS MOD
AND FOR YOU ARE AWESOME LACESENSOR
AND YOU WILL LOVE ME
God wrote:
I FAVOUR YOU LIKE I USED TO FAVOUR THE JEWS
You are going to send us to a special holiday camp just for BETEO members?
If we all quietly ignore him, he'll eventually go away.
It worked for the French, right?
It worked for the French, right?
I only take orders from Odin or Sauron, so get to fucking fuck.
I was going to re-register as Satan but I cant be arsed.
I CAN'T CONVINCE YOU I AM A GOOD IDEA
I MAY NOT BE A GOOD IDEA
I MAY BE A TERRIBLE IDEA
BUT I MAY BE A GOOD IDEA
UNTIL THEN I WILL ONLY POST IF NEEDED - NOT LIKE THE SILLY TWEE POSTS I'VE MADE TO DATE
IN MY QUEST TO CONVINCE YOU I SHOULD BE A MOD
LOVE YOU
ANNOUNCEMENT OVER
I MAY NOT BE A GOOD IDEA
I MAY BE A TERRIBLE IDEA
BUT I MAY BE A GOOD IDEA
UNTIL THEN I WILL ONLY POST IF NEEDED - NOT LIKE THE SILLY TWEE POSTS I'VE MADE TO DATE
IN MY QUEST TO CONVINCE YOU I SHOULD BE A MOD
LOVE YOU
ANNOUNCEMENT OVER
You're a concept. By which we measure... our paa-in.
Turn into a vampire and flee Tol Sirion or I won't listen to you.
God is a cuntcept.
God wrote:
Dimrill wrote:
I don't believe in you.
GOOD
SOME INDEPENDENT THOUGHT
KEEP IT UP
This is the best thing I have read in a long, long time. My first proper smile in a few days.
Thankyou, God.
God wrote:
CARRY ON
You suck.
Richard Dawkins wrote:
God wrote:
CARRY ON
You suck.
How's Romana 2?
As an agnostic I can't say for certain whether I have read this thread or not. Therefore I'm not sure I'm typing a reply, either.
Richard Dawkins wrote:
God wrote:
CARRY ON
You suck.
I AM NOT AN IDIOT DAWKINS
YOU HAVE SLEPT WITH A DOCTOR'S COMPANION
MY CHICK WAS STILL A VIRGIN WHEN SHE LEFT ME FOR A CARPENTER
I CHOOSE MY BATTLES
I CHOOSE BATTLES I CAN WIN
BUT SERIOUSLY I AM SELF ELECTED TONE MOD NOW
WHERE IS THAT BLOODY WEBSITE FRONT END
WE NEED THIS
THE GUY WORKING ON IT
YOU SHOULD THANK HIM MORE
IT IS EXCELLENT OF HIM
God wrote:
MY CHICK WAS STILL A VIRGIN WHEN I HAD FINISHED WITH HER
You need to work on your bragging, fella.
Speaking as a solopcist, none of you exist, so all of this is a very creative outlet of my own brain. Well done me.
Ah. So it's actually you correcting yourself when I say it's "solipsist", by the way. 
I never knew I was such an annoying spelling and grammar pedant. Bad me.
Craster wrote:
God wrote:
MY CHICK WAS STILL A VIRGIN WHEN I HAD FINISHED WITH HER
You need to work on your bragging, fella.
YOU INTERPRET ME WRONGLY CRASTER
MY MEANING WAS THAT I WILL NOT DEBATE DAWKINS AS HE WILL WIN
AS HE HAS PULLED A DOCTORS COMPANION
THIS MISUNDERSTANDING IS ALMOST AS LARGE AS THAT WHOLE TRANSUBSTANTIATION CRAP
I TOLD JESUS TO ENUNCIATE AND GET IT STRAIGHT FOR THEM PRIMITIVES
BUT THE KID FUCKING MUMBLES
JESUS CHRIST
ComicalGnomes wrote:
I never knew I was such an annoying spelling and grammar pedant. Bad me.
You have an annoying sub-conscious, don't you?
BTW - have you fixed that website that had your Terms and Conditions on? Drop me a PM with the address if it's up and running and you still need it peeked at.
God wrote:
MY MEANING WAS THAT I WILL NOT DEBATE DAWKINS AS HE WILL WIN
That's so going on my blog.
Damn, I wish I had thought to make the Dicky Dawkins account. Kudos.
EDIT: Actually I should just appear offline whenever it is on - then people might think it is me.
EDIT: Actually I should just appear offline whenever it is on - then people might think it is me.
Lave wrote:
Damn, I wish I had thought to make the Dicky Dawkins account. Kudos.
I told him to do it.
I knew you'd all be having this discussion with your imaginary God today.
OI!
I can't believe you made me a girlfriend out my own rib and expected it to work out. You cunt.
I can't believe you made me a girlfriend out my own rib and expected it to work out. You cunt.
This could get rather tiresome.
Yeah, I suggest you ignore this thread, Dave...
"could"?
Damn cliquey mythological beings.
Mr Dave wrote:
This could get rather tiresome.
AGREED
I AM NOW RUNNING MY CAMPAIGN FOR MOD STATUS
FOR OCTOBER
EXPECT EXCELLENCE
This is the most interesting thing that has happened to this board.
lensman wrote:
This is the most interesting thing that has happened to this board.
Do you mean the religious invasion, or you joining?
God wrote:
Mr Dave wrote:
This could get rather tiresome.
AGREED
I AM NOW RUNNING MY CAMPAIGN FOR MOD STATUS
FOR OCTOBER
EXPECT EXCELLENCE
Hmm, I remember that pledge, God. (I'm older than I look. I remember things. I remember things from the dawn of time. Hope you can guess my name.)
You said to us, and I quote:
"I AM NOW CREATING EARTH AND HUMANITY.
IN SEVEN DAYS.
EXPECT EXCELLENCE."
Ironic that me and my mates were all worried about too much excellence at the time, eh? Amazing how you failed to deliver. In summary, don't vote for God. How excellent can someone be who created you to be wholly flawed and prone to corruption and self destruction? He will be only nebulous and vague about the benefits of his reign. Others offer more concrete and tangible benefits in your lifetime.
I now return to Nervous Pete the power of control over his body, because I love you all.
This thread is AIDS.
LaceSensor wrote:
This thread is AIDS.
WHEN YOU FIND A THREAD OBJECTIONABLE THE BEST RESPONSE IS TO LEAVE IT ALONE AND LET IT DIE.
(SORRY YOU HATE IT THOUGH)
Retaking control of Nervous Pete...
I am with God on this, LaceSensor.
No. Wait. I'm supposed to rebel. Damn.
I am with God on this, LaceSensor.
No. Wait. I'm supposed to rebel. Damn.
nervouspete wrote:
I am with God on
this, LaceSensor.No. Wait. I'm
supposed to rebel. Damn.
Haiku'd it as best i could for you.
Dude, it's GOD. Shit, I thought he was dead!
God wrote:
LaceSensor wrote:
This thread is AIDS.
WHEN YOU FIND A THREAD OBJECTIONABLE THE BEST RESPONSE IS TO LEAVE IT ALONE AND LET IT DIE.
(SORRY YOU HATE IT THOUGH)
Its pretty obvious that you wouldnt allow it to just die, so I'd rather just cuss you.
LaceSensor wrote:
This thread is AIDS.
You're telling me - a rib, ffs.
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