I was so hoping that you were coming out of the closet as a midget. A rare and unusual 6' midget
A midget that tall would be awesome in midget basketball.
Modz: please delete useless off-topic posts, thanks.
No problem.
That would be all of them, right?
All of the ones so far in this thread, thanks.
How about we split the rest of the thread into a topic about midgets?
Why are you talking to yourself, myp?
I'm talking to my closet mirror, duh.
You subtitled it 'midget midget midget' and expected it to be treated as a serious thread? Fair enough.
I'm not a midget. Who here IS a midget? And what's it like? Are midget gems a HUGE meal to you, and not merely a rarely seen outdated snack?
Craster wrote:
You subtitled it 'midget midget midget' and expected it to be treated as a serious thread? Fair enough.
Who?
myoptika wrote:
A midget that tall would be awesome in midget basketball.
but they wouldn't fit through the hoop?
oh.
andyb wrote:
myoptika wrote:
A midget that tall would be awesome in midget basketball.
but they wouldn't fit through the hoop?
oh.
Dwarf throwing FTW.
@Craster: Yes, because a) I expected whelks regardless, b) I expected someone to e.g. post a huge picture of R Kelly with the words 'That damn midget!' and had hoped to pre-empt that, and c) hey, I gave it the pipe-smoking dimlie.
My favourite midgets are circus midgets.
My favourite midgets are circus midgets.
I don't understand what midgets have to do with coming out of the closet. Can anyone enlighten me before I explode in a puff of righteous indignation?
EDIT. Answer above - I see.
EDIT. Answer above - I see.
myoptika wrote:
I don't understand what midgets have to do with coming out of the closet. Can anyone enlighten me before I explode in a puff of righteous indignation?
You can fit quite a lot of midgets in the average sized closet.
I sense a challenge coming on.
My burning question is how many averages can you fit in a closet-sized midget?
I don't care what anyone else thinks, that R Kelly thing was awesome.
myoptika wrote:
My burning question is how many averages can you fit in a closet-sized midget?
Dunno, you should try.
Joans wrote:
I don't care what anyone else thinks, that R Kelly thing was awesome.
So is he a paedofiddler or not then?
Not according to the courts. He was saved by a mole on his back.
Mr Chris wrote:
Joans wrote:
I don't care what anyone else thinks, that R Kelly thing was awesome.
So is he a paedofiddler or not then?
I think he got let off didn't he? I should point out that I was on about his Trapped in the Closet "concept" album/video (featuring midgets (well one)), rather than any other R Kelly videos that may have been doing the rounds.
Joans wrote:
Mr Chris wrote:
Joans wrote:
I don't care what anyone else thinks, that R Kelly thing was awesome.
So is he a paedofiddler or not then?
I think he got let off didn't he?
Indeed he did, but being found innocent by the courts is surely neither here nor there when there are children at stake. Someone please think of the children!
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I should point out that I was on about his Trapped in the Closet "concept" album/video (featuring midgets (well one)), rather than any other R Kelly videos that may have been doing the rounds.
*strokes chin*
"Chinny reckon".
HANG ON. I'd better put a topic icon on this so people know it's a silly thread.
CUS wrote:
Not according to the courts. He was saved by a mole on his back.
That reminds me, I won't be around next week as I'm getting a dangerous mole removed from my knob.
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myoptika wrote:
HANG ON. I'd better put a topic icon on this so people know it's a silly thread.
Perhaps make the 'silly' icon the default, if that's possible in the code.
edit: Anyway, I'm sure everyone is far more upset and outraged about the sizeist term used as the thread title, which I have already written to my internet MP regarding.
Your thread is the only one with the derogatory word in the title. I'll be writing to my own internet MP (different constituency).
Hmm, you're right, I'd best change that. There. Now it just says that it has nothing to do with R Kelly - you know, the guy who sang 'I Believe I Can Fly' which was, hmm, I think off the movie Space Jam, which had Bugs Bunny and the like. I can't see how any controversy could possibly ever result from mentioning such a family-friendly figure (unlike, say, shit-eating Mike Patton), and I shall now confidently exit the room. Which reminds me - I'll just leave this priceless Ming vase here, behind the door, on this shaky table.
I've just noticed the vase is glued to the table.
That's not glue.