Lonewolves wrote:
zaphod79 wrote:
I will avoid using a urinal at all if there is another option
Is this because you like to pull your trousers and pants all the way down?
I think Craster knew an "over the topper".
Grim... wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
zaphod79 wrote:
I will avoid using a urinal at all if there is another option
Is this because you like to pull your trousers and pants all the way down?
I think Craster knew an "over the topper".
Gonna need more
Willy out over the top of buttoned up and belted trousers.
Pundabaya wrote:
Recommend-me-do: decent acoustic guitar, £200ish is my limit.
For that price? Second hand.
If you think YOU have toilet problems .... Woman trapped in window while trying to retrieve poo.
A few years ago, when I was office based and working near the facilities management team, we a phenomenon in the 6th floor men's loo known as 'Tito.' Every day, in the first stall, there was always a large floater laid by someone at around 10am.
We spent some time observing who went in to try to determine who was the perpetrator and came to the conclusion that it was our Regional Director. Heaven only knows what his diet was like to produce such a log on a daily basis; the damn thing wouldn't break up without three or four additional flushes.
We spent some time observing who went in to try to determine who was the perpetrator and came to the conclusion that it was our Regional Director. Heaven only knows what his diet was like to produce such a log on a daily basis; the damn thing wouldn't break up without three or four additional flushes.
ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
Grim... wrote:
Willy out over the top of buttoned up and belted trousers.
Yup. Nothing can ever make me understand how someone thinks that's normal. Or what they think a fly is for.
Grim... wrote:
Willy out over the top of buttoned up and belted trousers.
Giphy "impressive":
https://media3.giphy.com/media/S0dA7RYPaAIrC/giphy-loop.mp4
Grim... wrote:
Willy out over the top of buttoned up and belted trousers.
That's insane.
Warhead wrote:
A few years ago, when I was office based and working near the facilities management team, we a phenomenon in the 6th floor men's loo known as 'Tito.' Every day, in the first stall, there was always a large floater laid by someone at around 10am.
We spent some time observing who went in to try to determine who was the perpetrator and came to the conclusion that it was our Regional Director. Heaven only knows what his diet was like to produce such a log on a daily basis; the damn thing wouldn't break up without three or four additional flushes.
We spent some time observing who went in to try to determine who was the perpetrator and came to the conclusion that it was our Regional Director. Heaven only knows what his diet was like to produce such a log on a daily basis; the damn thing wouldn't break up without three or four additional flushes.
ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
Disappointed the spoiler wasn't a photo.
I'm at the Vice Chancellor's house to fix his PC and he's just left. Leaving me alone in the house.
Fucker still can't remember my name though.
Fucker still can't remember my name though.
Piss on his flannel then.
Give yourself a doctorate.
Yeah, do what Kern said.
Kern wrote:
Give yourself a doctorate.
Instructions unclear. Have shit in upstairs cistern
DavPaz wrote:
I'm at the Vice Chancellor's house to fix his PC and he's just left. Leaving me alone in the house.
Fucker still can't remember my name though.
Fucker still can't remember my name though.
Shit in his urinal.
DavPaz wrote:
I'm at the Vice Chancellor's house to fix his PC and he's just left. Leaving me alone in the house.
Fucker still can't remember my name though.
Fucker still can't remember my name though.
If this were the plot of I.T., at this point you'd now start aggressively stalking his daughter. Um, hope that helps.
If this was the plot of IT there would be blood all over his sink.
devilman wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
I'm at the Vice Chancellor's house to fix his PC and he's just left. Leaving me alone in the house.
Fucker still can't remember my name though.
Fucker still can't remember my name though.
If this were the plot of I.T., at this point you'd now start aggressively stalking his daughter. Um, hope that helps.
No daughter! I'm safe!
devilman wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
I'm at the Vice Chancellor's house to fix his PC and he's just left. Leaving me alone in the house.
Fucker still can't remember my name though.
Fucker still can't remember my name though.
If this were the plot of I.T., at this point you'd now start aggressively stalking his daughter. Um, hope that helps.
If this were the plot of The IT Crowd, at this point you'd now start accidentally breaking things and aggressively trying to cover it up. Um, hope that helps.
If this were the plot of Moana, you'd now go on an adventure with The Rock and a idiot chicken to return a sacred stone to the Mother Goddess.
I am doing this right?
I am doing this right?
You didn't even do the question right.
Dammit.
DavPaz wrote:
I'm at the Vice Chancellor's house to fix his PC and he's just left. Leaving me alone in the house.
Fucker still can't remember my name though.
Fucker still can't remember my name though.
Put loads of naked photos of yourself on his PC and tell his wife.
He's asked me to go back at 4:50
Giphy "oh shit":
https://media1.giphy.com/media/l378A1ySad2YYYQQU/giphy-loop.mp4
Giphy "oh shit":
https://media1.giphy.com/media/l378A1ySad2YYYQQU/giphy-loop.mp4
You left this thread open on his PC?
Hi VC!
DavPaz wrote:
He's asked me to go back at 4:50
Tell him you don't work nights.
Fired
...off an email telling him I'd come back tomorrow.
DavPaz wrote:
...off an email telling him I'd come back tomorrow.
You idiot. I caught this thread between those two posts and fektgenuinely shocked and upset.
Mimi wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
...off an email telling him I'd come back tomorrow.
You idiot. I caught this thread between those two posts and fektgenuinely shocked and upset.
Sorry. But also.. that was my intention
Not you personally, of course 
That's ok. I was just posting to say how awfully sorry I was when the notification to say another post had been made stopped it being posted, so it was only 30 or so seconds, but still!
Zardoz wrote:
Warhead wrote:
A few years ago, when I was office based and working near the facilities management team, we a phenomenon in the 6th floor men's loo known as 'Tito.' Every day, in the first stall, there was always a large floater laid by someone at around 10am.
We spent some time observing who went in to try to determine who was the perpetrator and came to the conclusion that it was our Regional Director. Heaven only knows what his diet was like to produce such a log on a daily basis; the damn thing wouldn't break up without three or four additional flushes.
We spent some time observing who went in to try to determine who was the perpetrator and came to the conclusion that it was our Regional Director. Heaven only knows what his diet was like to produce such a log on a daily basis; the damn thing wouldn't break up without three or four additional flushes.
ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
Disappointed the spoiler wasn't a photo.
We didn't even have digital cameras at the time, or mobile phones, but it tended to be a bit like this
ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
Oddly enough, I found a semi-submerged really fat floater in one of the toilets in a store I was working in today. It DID flush, but very slowly, like the Nautilus embarking on a voyage into an underwater cavern. It looked like a big chunk of haematite.
That's not a urinal.
Edit: wrong thread.
Edit: wrong thread.
Nonsense, there's lots of shit in this thread.
Dr Zoidberg was right. Gang feud behind shootings and arson
Edited: Fixed the url
Speaking to an art teacher at homebrew club last night and she told me how to make a jelly mould OF MY FACE. How amazing is that? Not as amazing as MaliCake from cottage, but it adds a dimension.
MaliA wrote:
Speaking to an art teacher at homebrew club last night and she told me how to make a jelly mould OF MY FACE. How amazing is that? Not as amazing as MaliCake from cottage, but it adds a dimension.
Goes well with these moulds.
MaliA wrote:
Dr Zoidberg was right. Gang feud behind shootings and arson
It's when they start dancing that you've got to really begin worrying.
MaliA wrote:
Speaking to an art teacher at homebrew club last night and she told me how to make a jelly mould OF MY FACE. How amazing is that? Not as amazing as MaliCake from cottage, but it adds a dimension.
Would be nice for my Simuloid.
The most fun article about Ryanair's baggage policy you'll read today:
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... y-boarding
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... y-boarding
We had priority boarding coming back from Cyprus on Ryanair. What that actually meant was that you got to be first to leave the air-conditioned departure lounge and move to a small outdoor holding pen with no air-conditioning, before the plane had even landed.
Fuck Ryanair. Their chairs were piss-tiny, too.
They don't recline. This is a Good Thing.
MaliA wrote:
Dr Zoidberg was right. Gang feud behind shootings and arson
My finely trained police instincts at work there.
I'm terribly unprepared for the end of civilisation, I don't know about farming or combustion engines, or any other useful stuff. I could definitely build a pretty good shelter or maintain some ruins as my future home but purifying water or generating electricity - no idea.
I wonder if there's any part time courses I could go on. I might Google it all and keep some hard copies. I'll be mayor of the town in the new world with all my knowledge.
I wonder if there's any part time courses I could go on. I might Google it all and keep some hard copies. I'll be mayor of the town in the new world with all my knowledge.
I bought this t-shirt for that exact purpose.