Block out some time in the Gant Chart and add it to the Project Dependency Tree.
Cras wrote:
Black coffee is a bit mingy.
If you don't like black coffee you don't like coffee, you just like your little milky drink thing.
And espresso is the only real way to drink coffee.
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Curiosity wrote:
Cras wrote:
Black coffee is a bit mingy.
If you don't like black coffee you don't like coffee, you just like your little milky drink thing.
Eugh. You can apply that argument to literally anything short of eating raw things direct from the ground.
Brown sauce on a bacon sandwich? Clearly you don't like bacon LOWLZ
Cras wrote:
Curiosity wrote:
Cras wrote:
Black coffee is a bit mingy.
If you don't like black coffee you don't like coffee, you just like your little milky drink thing.
Eugh. You can apply that argument to literally anything short of eating raw things direct from the ground.
Brown sauce on a bacon sandwich? Clearly you don't like bacon LOWLZ
<Narrows eyes>
I only like coffee with milk AND sugar. I tried drinking it "properly", grinding expensive beans and using a stove top pot and then drinking little tiny black coffees and kidding myself that I actually preferred it that way. It was bullshit, though.
Cras wrote:
bacon LOWLZ
is that like JOWLZ?
Not enough like JOWLS
Cras wrote:
Eugh. You can apply that argument to literally anything short of eating raw things direct from the ground.
Brown sauce on a bacon sandwich? Clearly you don't like bacon LOWLZ
Brown sauce on a bacon sandwich? Clearly you don't like bacon LOWLZ
NEVAR FORGET
Malc wrote:
Do you lot not like the taste of meat then? You have to add all sorts of crap on it to make it taste "nice"?
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Lonewolves wrote:
Hopefully Dave doesn't agree
I do not, I agree with you on many things.
Although not hipster beer.
Cras wrote:
Curiosity wrote:
Cras wrote:
Black coffee is a bit mingy.
If you don't like black coffee you don't like coffee, you just like your little milky drink thing.
Eugh. You can apply that argument to literally anything short of eating raw things direct from the ground.
Brown sauce on a bacon sandwich? Clearly you don't like bacon LOWLZ
you having a
day today? 
Cras wrote:
Brown sauce on a bacon sandwich? Clearly you don't like bacon LOWLZ
I would agree with that. Brown sauce is just runny poop in a bottle.
Tomato ketchup is an acceptable bacon sauce.
Fucking hungry now you fucker
I like black bacon with a splash of milk.
I like bacon cooked for 2 mins in microwave.
MaliA wrote:
I like bacon cooked for 2 mins in microwave.
Sick and wrong.
Mr Dave wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
Hopefully Dave doesn't agree
I do not, I agree with you on many things.
Although not hipster beer.
You love golden ale though.
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
MaliA wrote:
I like bacon cooked for 2 mins in microwave.
Sick and wrong.
You boil in a bag merchants fear THE PORCINE MAGNETRON FOOD OF GREATNESS.
Also, food is ready in 120 seconds, not 496 hours.
Lonewolves wrote:
Mr Dave wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
Hopefully Dave doesn't agree
I do not, I agree with you on many things.
Although not hipster beer.
You love golden ale though.
You can hide a multitude of sins with a splash of crystal malt.
MaliA wrote:
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
MaliA wrote:
I like bacon cooked for 2 mins in microwave.
Sick and wrong.
You boil in a bag merchants fear THE PORCINE MAGNETRON FOOD OF GREATNESS.
Also, food is ready in 120 seconds, not 496 hours.
"Hi, I know some people like bacon to be crispy and some like it to be meaty but is there any way you can manage limp with vile chewy fat and absolutely none of that tasty, tasty Maillard reaction nonsense?"
"STAND BACK, MORTALS! CAPTAIN MAGNETRON HAS GOT THIS!"
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
MaliA wrote:
I like bacon cooked for 2 mins in microwave.
Sick and wrong.
You boil in a bag merchants fear THE PORCINE MAGNETRON FOOD OF GREATNESS.
Also, food is ready in 120 seconds, not 496 hours.
"Hi, I know some people like bacon to be crispy and some like it to be meaty but is there any way you can manage limp with vile chewy fat and absolutely none of that tasty, tasty Maillard reaction nonsense?"
"STAND BACK, MORTALS! CAPTAIN MAGNETRON HAS GOT THIS!"
Has that robot met any celebrities?
Lonewolves wrote:
Mr Dave wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
Hopefully Dave doesn't agree
I do not, I agree with you on many things.
Although not hipster beer.
You love golden ale though.
I don't agree.
You love Myps 'Golden Ale'.
Zardoz wrote:
You love Myps Golden 'Ale'.
FTFY. Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
You love Myps 'Golden' 'Ale'.
FTFY.FFTFYP
Jem wrote:
Cras wrote:
Brown sauce on a bacon sandwich? Clearly you don't like bacon LOWLZ
I would agree with that. Brown sauce is just runny poop in a bottle.
I... there are no words.
Lonewolves wrote:
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
You love Myps 'Golden' 'Ale'.
FTFY.FFTFYP
Nerds
Hang on, b-bacon cooked in the ... the-the fucking microwave...?
/thud
/thud
To be fair it's a £70,000 microwave.
As for the whole brown sauce/red sauce thing, that's pretty much a north-south divide. Me? I'm largely in league with the "liquid poop in a bottle" brigade as regards brown sauce; it's mostly inedible, food-spoiling muck (pork pies excepted though, obv.), and red sauce ("rockin' 'orse" in true plastic-Mockney speak) is pretty much indispensable. But then, I am Essex through-and-through; gravy on chips (let alone fish FFS) is also wrongness personified.
My one concession after 25 years oop Norf (here in industrialised Cheshire
)? Curry sauce on chips is indeed the guv'nor, and I must now concede that saveloys are indeed shit. 
My one concession after 25 years oop Norf (here in industrialised Cheshire
)? Curry sauce on chips is indeed the guv'nor, and I must now concede that saveloys are indeed shit. Zardoz wrote:
To be fair it's a £70,000 microwave.
You're so last year, Z.
£95,000 or up yours pal.
Zardoz wrote:
To be fair it's a £70,000 microwave.
I knew a guy who spent 300 quid on a toaster. We all made fun of him. Although apparently it toasted bread really really really well.
Cavey wrote:
Curry sauce on chips is indeed the guv'nor
Try squirting ketchup over the curry sauce (not a huge amount, just a bit across the food, assuming you pour the curry sauce over the food)
GazChap wrote:
Cavey wrote:
Curry sauce on chips is indeed the guv'nor
Try squirting ketchup over the curry sauce (not a huge amount, just a bit across the food, assuming you pour the curry sauce over the food)
Cool! Will give it a go Gaz
Curry sauce is genius.
I like ketchup for a lot of things but on bacon it just makes it a sickly sweet mess. Brown sauce is king here.
GazChap wrote:
Cavey wrote:
Curry sauce on chips is indeed the guv'nor
Try squirting ketchup over the curry sauce (not a huge amount, just a bit across the food, assuming you pour the curry sauce over the food)
Basically German curry ketchup, right?
Cavey wrote:
Hang on, b-bacon cooked in the ... the-the fucking microwave...?
/thud
/thud
Try it.
Then bow to LORD MAGNETRON THE OPPRESSOR
I can't abide ketchup at all. Nasty stuff.
So many people volunteering to be first against the wall in this thread.
Cavey wrote:
My one concession after 25 years oop Norf (here in industrialised Cheshire )? Curry sauce on chips is indeed the guv'nor, and I must now concede that saveloys are indeed shit.
)? Curry sauce on chips is indeed the guv'nor, and I must now concede that saveloys are indeed shit. Last year, when I tried curry sauce on chips for the first time ever, it felt as if my soul was ripped out when I loved it.
Cras wrote:
So many people volunteering to be first against the wall in this thread.
I'M WORKING ON THE CHEESE THING.
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Basically German curry ketchup, right?
GazChap wrote:
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Basically German curry ketchup, right?
This stuff is basically a bottled premade version of what you're making on top of your chips when you combine curry sauce with ketchup. It's really nice.
SOLD.
GazChap wrote:
SOLD.
I'd never heard of it, but frankly I can't see much not to like, there.
Lonewolves wrote:
I like ketchup for a lot of things but on bacon it just makes it a sickly sweet mess. Brown sauce is king here.
I like
Brown sauce on bacon and sausage
Ketchup on fried egg.
What should I do on an bacon and egg butty?
Although fried egg and branston pickle is fab
Brown sauce on bacon and sausage
Ketchup on fried egg.
What should I do on an bacon and egg butty?
Although fried egg and branston pickle is fab
