I have broadband!
It might be the previous owners service... but it works.
It might be the previous owners service... but it works.
There are switches and wires in this house that do nothing. Or perhaps, worryingly, do something I'm unaware of.
I don't know where anything is. So tired.
I don't know where anything is. So tired.
Check that all the trip switches are turned on.
Zardoz wrote:
There are switches and wires in this house that do nothing. Or perhaps, worryingly, do something I'm unaware of.
Can you just flip that third switch again? We've lost the video feed of you.
Zardoz wrote:
There are switches and wires in this house that do nothing. Or perhaps, worryingly, do something I'm unaware of.
I don't know where anything is. So tired.
I don't know where anything is. So tired.
You live with Joans?
Technopub toilets are awesome!
What are the crappers like though? I don't fancy dropping a load atop a barrel.
What are the crappers like though? I don't fancy dropping a load atop a barrel.
Satsuma wrote:
Technopub toilets are awesome!
What are the crappers like though? I don't fancy dropping a load atop a barrel.
What are the crappers like though? I don't fancy dropping a load atop a barrel.
Just normal toilets.
I'm imagining Zardoz switching all his switches with a blank look on his face.. Meanwhile, somewhere else in the country, Joans loft is lighting up like the Blackpool illuminations.
That's a relief
I've got a down stairs shitter! I could potentially now, with the aid of two mirrors, play Killing Floor 2 whilst curling one out.
Grim... wrote:
Satsuma wrote:
Technopub toilets are awesome!
What are the crappers like though? I don't fancy dropping a load atop a barrel.
What are the crappers like though? I don't fancy dropping a load atop a barrel.
Just normal toilets.
But you wipe your arse with wire wool.
Unusal toilets, is it?
The Shankly Hotel, Liverpool
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The Shankly Hotel, Liverpool
Having the handle leaning foreword is a recipe for messy splashback.
Our toilets have 2 cubicles, 2 urinals, 3 sinks and 2 hand driers.
The 2 urinals are so close to each other, that even if Mr Dave was using one of them, there would not be space for a 2nd person...
The 2 urinals are so close to each other, that even if Mr Dave was using one of them, there would not be space for a 2nd person...
I should get some sturdy handles either side of my toilet for those difficult twosies.
Satsuma wrote:
I should get some sturdy handles either side of my toilet for those difficult twosies.
You could get Zardoz to come and hold your hand.
Malc wrote:
Our toilets have 2 cubicles, 2 urinals, 3 sinks and 2 hand driers.
The 2 urinals are so close to each other, that even if Mr Dave was using one of them, there would not be space for a 2nd person...
The 2 urinals are so close to each other, that even if Mr Dave was using one of them, there would not be space for a 2nd person...
Doesn't matter how close they are, if there's two urinals there's one urinal
What if they're seperated by a little wall?
Ah, little walls count as an extra in-between urinal
Do you book your toilets down South?
Does it depend on what the little walls are made of ?
No, we have servants to do it for us.