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What a boring choice of years.


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500BC - I'd basically set up a religion there, in a week, mashing all the popular stuff into one, and then, on my return, be hailed by the now global strong movement as their returning saviour, encourage the use of run on sentences and RULE WITH AN IRON FIST

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I suspect you'd fail to understand people and then die from some airborne disease that's long-since vanished.

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500BC - I'd basically set up a religion there, in a week, mashing all the popular stuff into one, and then, on my return, be hailed by the now global strong movement as their returning saviour, encourage the use of run on sentences and RULE WITH AN IRON FIST


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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I suspect you'd fail to understand people and then die from some airborne disease that's long-since vanished.

I could take my phone and use Google translate

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I suspect you'd fail to understand people and then die from some airborne disease that's long-since vanished.

I could take my phone and use Google translate

Ah, cool, carry on then.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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I suspect you'd fail to understand people and then die from some airborne disease that's long-since vanished.

I could take my phone and use Google translate

Ah, cool, carry on then.


"Ah, cool, carry on then, Master" thank you very much all this happened on next Wednesday.

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I read something yesterday where it was said that the saddest thing about Dinosaurs being extinct is that we’re missing out on a whole host of different meat to taste.


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I read something yesterday where it was said that the saddest thing about Dinosaurs being extinct is that we’re missing out on a whole host of different meat to taste.


A bunch of people dug a manmoth out of the permafrost and ate it a while back, which isn't dinosaurs, but shows understanding of making science accessible. You could try eating crocodile, or alligator, or a wormdo

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I read something yesterday where it was said that the saddest thing about Dinosaurs being extinct is that we’re missing out on a whole host of different meat to taste.


As are they.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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I read something yesterday where it was said that the saddest thing about Dinosaurs being extinct is that we’re missing out on a whole host of different meat to taste.


A bunch of people dug a manmoth out of the permafrost and ate it a while back, which isn't dinosaurs, but shows understanding of making science accessible. You could try eating crocodile, or alligator, or a wormdo


But wait, I know what some of those animals are, but not a wormdo. Could you please explain to me in some detail what's a wormdo?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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I read something yesterday where it was said that the saddest thing about Dinosaurs being extinct is that we’re missing out on a whole host of different meat to taste.


A bunch of people dug a manmoth out of the permafrost and ate it a while back, which isn't dinosaurs, but shows understanding of making science accessible. You could try eating crocodile, or alligator, or a wormdo


But wait, I know what some of those animals are, but not a wormdo. Could you please explain to me in some detail what's a wormdo?


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I can't believe Craster fell for that.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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mascara review that, for some reason, I couldn't stop reading. Wilder is really good at writing stuff that holds my attention, even when it is alien to me

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mascara review that, for some reason, I couldn't stop reading. Wilder is really good at writing stuff that holds my attention, even when it is alien to me

Concur.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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mascara review that, for some reason, I couldn't stop reading. Wilder is really good at writing stuff that holds my attention, even when it is alien to me


That's the only article on mascara I need to read this year. Thanks for that.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Ah, JB. I thought we were looking at "Walk More, Eat Less" and thinking "Fuck you, Prima magazine!"

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Oh, I thought it was "More Fash Less Cash" sounding a little rude.

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Walk more! Eat less! Yet across the page they're boasting of 20 recipes inside! Two faced twats.

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You have to buy the magazine. Or wait for the article to be rehashed in the next issue.

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An April 1st, I tweeted a picture of a load of my rare games and said that I'd just picked them up from a car boot sale for £1 each. I also included Nice Cats on the PSone which is terrible... part of the joke, you know?

This morning the @gamesyouloved account has retweeted it to their 74.6K followers. I'm now getting loads of notifications from people who can't believe that I got such a great deal. So far, only one person has noticed the date I tweeted it on.


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Is it possible that people who spend large mounts of money for old, rubbish games are perhaps not the sharpest tools in the box, as a breed?

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It probably doesn't help that it took them so long to retweet it. I remember 'Nice Cats'.. one of the worst games I've ever played. It may have been aimed at little kids, but that's no excuse.

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It probably doesn't help that it took them so long to retweet it. I remember 'Nice Cats'.. one of the worst games I've ever played. It may have been aimed at little kids, but that's no excuse.


Aimed at little kids and one of the first lines in it is "Where's my damn hairbrush..." spoken by one of the cute little kittens.


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Is it possible that people who spend large mounts of money for old, rubbish games are perhaps not the sharpest tools in the box, as a breed?


The spelling and grammar that they're using confirms your theory.

Also, I don't consider myself in this category as all my old games are ace and not rubbish.


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I realise it's not particularly fashionable to admit this but, having not touched an Assassin's Creed game after hating the original one, I thoroughly enjoyed the hour or so I spent with Assassin's Creed Syndicate last night. Obviously it could turn completely to shit as soon as the first couple of levels are out of the way--and the controls are clunky enough in certain specific circumstances that it's still a possibility--but it's damn good fun thus far.


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Assassins Creed 2 is *still* the only game I've ever 100% completed. Loved it.


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I spent a fair bit of time on 1, 2 and then Black Flag - I liked Black Flag the most. Sailing ships! Pirates!

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I spent a fair bit of time on 1, 2 and then Black Flag - I liked Black Flag the most. Sailing ships! Pirates!


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Yes, the best bit of the entire Assassins Creed series is the bit with the ships that's absolutely nothing like all of the rest of it.


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Never touched an Ass Crud since the two hours I spent on the 1st one.


Exactly my experience, though I know they allegedly made massive improvements to the base game with the second and third instalment and the reviews of Syndicate were pretty glowing.


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Yes, the best bit of the entire Assassins Creed series is the bit with the ships that's absolutely nothing like all of the rest of it.

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My favourite bit of Ass Crud 2 was when during the ending, when Ezio the player character says he doesn't understand what's going on and the mystic future being basically tells him to shut the fuck and listen as she actually wants to convey information to Ezio's distant descendant, Desmond. It freaked me out a little bit when it happened.


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