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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 14:13 
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They had t shirts with nicknames on and were drinking budweiser whilst awaiting a fullinglishinnaroll. My snob gland almost exploded.

Because Budweiser, right?

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People have always, and will always do stupid things.


To be clear, I'm not condemning young people for having lairy fun in the sun, having too many drinks and enjoying themselves; heaven knows I did enough of this back in the day (and still do, very much so ;) ). The very last thing on Earth I am is some miserable, joyless old cunt/kiljoy.

This sort of stuff though is (imo) well beyond that; for me, there's a line to be drawn somewhere.

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I got head on a nightclub dancefloor once.

That wasn't exactly a classy moment.

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They had t shirts with nicknames on and were drinking budweiser whilst awaiting a fullinglishinnaroll. My snob gland almost exploded.

Because Budweiser, right?


In no particular order, and non exhaustive:

1) I had to wait for my food
2) I dislike waiting
3) They were drinking beer that they would need for the journey
3) Wetherspoons 50 yards away would mean food and they needn't have delpleted journey beer stocks
4) I had to wait for my food
5) They had clearly planned this poorly
6) Gavin and Stacey
7) Shit LUFC tattoos

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My snob gland almost exploded.

That's the biggest gland on your body!

MaliA is just one giant snob gland.


I'm the posh spice to your Bew*tched.

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I'm the posh spice to your Bew*tched.

You have shagged David Beckham at least four times, so I win by default.

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I'm the posh spice to your Bew*tched.

You have shagged David Beckham at least four times, so I win by default.

Because you've shagged him ten times?

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As I have explained, as a Brit who is often abroad (business and pleasure), I tire of our collective (IMO deserved) reputation as a nation of thugs, slappers and drunks, with absolutely no class or decorum; we're peasants, basically, the great unwashed; ignorant and uneducated egg-and-chips quaffing morons who don't know the first thing about how to conduct ourselves as guests in someone else's country. This pains me greatly; perhaps it's my age.


It's true that the brits have an awful reputation here as being white trash, but i do guess that's quite a compliment that even the chavs in your country have the means to go on holidays abroad. Shows that you have a stable and strong economy.

Our chavs probably can't even afford the bus to go to the nearest beach.


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It's true that the brits have an awful reputation here as being white trash,


Precisely my point mate. :(
Can't see this latest sorry tale particularly enhancing that rep, either. Frankly, we deserve that reputation.

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but i do guess that's quite a compliment that even the chavs in your country have the means to go on holidays abroad. Shows that you have a stable and strong economy.

Our chavs probably can't even afford the bus to go to the nearest beach.


Not really; the budget airlines have much to answer for.

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As I have explained, as a Brit who is often abroad (business and pleasure), I tire of our collective (IMO deserved) reputation as a nation of thugs, slappers and drunks, with absolutely no class or decorum; we're peasants, basically, the great unwashed; ignorant and uneducated egg-and-chips quaffing morons who don't know the first thing about how to conduct ourselves as guests in someone else's country. This pains me greatly; perhaps it's my age.


It's true that the brits have an awful reputation here as being white trash, but i do guess that's quite a compliment that even the chavs in your country have the means to go on holidays abroad. Shows that you have a stable and strong economy.

Our chavs probably can't even afford the bus to go to the nearest beach.


The poorest ones go Newquay and clutter up Gaybay in town and then fight each other whilst the locals pick off the chicks. Like fish in a barrel and a new mnibus oad every friday.

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I went on a lads holiday once to Kavos. There were 5 of us and it was like an episode of the Inbetweeners.

While all the other blokes on holiday were on the beach, chatting to women, we were on the outskirts playing with a stray dog that we'd found. We were waiting till it was behind one of my mates and then pushing them over. The dog loved it!

That dog ended up in our room later and had our last kit Kat.


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Entirely coincidentally, I had a case of cava delivered this morning. My memory's a bit fuzzy but I don't think I performed oral sex on 288 men for it.

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Entirely coincidentally, I had a case of cava delivered this morning.


:DD

Class. Although why anyone would drink Cava is utterly beyond me, when you can pick up a lovely, summery Frascati for a fiver. :)

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I went on a lads holiday once to Kavos. There were 5 of us and it was like an episode of the Inbetweeners.

While all the other blokes on holiday were on the beach, chatting to women, we were on the outskirts playing with a stray dog that we'd found. We were waiting till it was behind one of my mates and then pushing them over. The dog loved it!

That dog ended up in our room later and had our last kit Kat.

Was the 'dog' a local lady, The Vision?

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Although why anyone would drink Cava is utterly beyond me


Stops us going through the Champagne too quickly ;)

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That dog ended up in our room later and had our last kit Kat.


You shouldn't feed chocolate to dogs or allow them to eat it, it's poisonous to them. It's this kind of behaviour that outrages me!


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I was outraged too... It was our last Kit Kat.


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Christ, a truly Gaywood level of PC-stupidity in this thread.

'Slut shaming is a terrible thing to do, I refuse to judge a person simply because they sucked 24 cocks in a row. That doesn't make her a bad person'.

You're right, thinking anything other than this would truly make you the most reprehensible person in this whole situation.

Epic race to the moral high ground there Dick. Not only was there no whiff of slut-shaming before you piped up, there was a very witty criticism of the men involved too.

It's actually possible to have an opinion that doesn't need to be justified by logical deduction.

I will go on the record and say a willingness to suck 24 cocks for Cava is actually worse than getting your cock sucked by one slapper. JUDGE ME.

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I find hilarious that there is always the need to state that it was "...for Cava", as if doing it for a Bordeaux would make it acceptable.

I didn't even knew what was Cava before this thread. Thanks! Sounds like it's shit anyway.


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I find hilarious that there is always the need to state that it was "...for Cava", as if doing it for a Bordeaux would make it acceptable.

I didn't even knew what was Cava before this thread. Thanks! Sounds like it's shit anyway.


I wouldn't have batted an eyelid if we were talking a magnum of DP. :D
(It is btw; ghastly stuff. IMO of course...)

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I can't tell the difference between Cava and Champagne.

But then all my shirts have button cuffs.


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Cavey wrote:
RuySan wrote:
I find hilarious that there is always the need to state that it was "...for Cava", as if doing it for a Bordeaux would make it acceptable.

I didn't even knew what was Cava before this thread. Thanks! Sounds like it's shit anyway.


I wouldn't have batted an eyelid if we were talking a magnum of DP. :D


We've found Cavey's price! £310 for 24 willies!

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I find hilarious that there is always the need to state that it was "...for Cava"

The presumption is that everyone has a price for doing whatever you want them to do. The incentive merely has to be great enough and the person will do that thing. I'm pretty sure there was a tacky ITV2 show along this lines a while back, asking people to do things like chew tinfoil for £50 or run around the beach trying to find 10 women who'd let them sign their tits in a certain time limit.

Because Cava is so cheap, one assumes this girl's price and therefore virtue is very cheap.

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a magnum of DP. :D

Jesus, BJs are bad enough, man.


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I find hilarious that there is always the need to state that it was "...for Cava"

The presumption is that everyone has a price for doing whatever you want them to do. The incentive merely has to be great enough and the person will do that thing. I'm pretty sure there was a tacky ITV2 show along this lines a while back, asking people to do things like chew tinfoil for £50 or run around the beach trying to find 10 women who'd let them sign their tits in a certain time limit.

Because Cava is so cheap, one assumes this girl's price and therefore virtue is very cheap.


We should all just name our prices to blow 24 guys off. Might make a fun game


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I can't tell the difference between Cava and Champagne.


To be fair, many people can't. :)
A friend of mine got pissed off with serving DP at every little gathering at his house, so he substituted cheap Cavas in four of five glasses (DP in only one of 'em), and I was the only one to identify it (along with Mrs C of course; that lady is very expensive...). The Cava was £4/bottle, DP £130/bottle.

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I find hilarious that there is always the need to state that it was "...for Cava", as if doing it for a Bordeaux would make it acceptable.

I didn't even knew what was Cava before this thread. Thanks! Sounds like it's shit anyway.


I wouldn't have batted an eyelid if we were talking a magnum of DP. :D


We've found Cavey's price! £310 for 24 willies!


Damn straight! :)

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a magnum of DP. :D

Jesus, BJs are bad enough, man.


:this:

Pornography just messed all my understanding of acronyms.

I have no idea what Cavey wanted to say...


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We should all just name our prices to blow 24 guys off. Might make a fun game

I think that would still make you a slapper (SHAMING OMG), but rather a better paid one.

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a magnum of DP. :D

Jesus, BJs are bad enough, man.


:this:

Pornography just messed all my understanding of acronyms.

I have no idea what Cavey wanted to say...


See, I'm just showing my age and naivety guys. In my world, DP = Dom Perignon (oh, and sex is missionary position plus a few minor variations :D )

I don't think I want to know what it actually means these days.

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Christ, a truly Gaywood level of PC-stupidity in this thread.

Aaaand I'm done. Edit - arguing in this thread.


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DP £130/bottle.


Ah, the 2004. I know it well :D

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DP £130/bottle.


Ah, the 2004. I know it well :D


Good man! :)
Personally, I'll take the '04 Moet Vintage (Black Label) for 'only' £40/bottle, when on offer at my wine merchant. Almost as good (imo), same Champagne House (of course), less than a third of the price.

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Entirely coincidentally, I had a case of cava delivered this morning.


:DD

Class. Although why anyone would drink Cava is utterly beyond me, when you can pick up a lovely, summery Frascati for a fiver. :)

I prefer Cava.

Frascati is useless for washing down jizz.

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Entirely coincidentally, I had a case of cava delivered this morning.


:DD

Class. Although why anyone would drink Cava is utterly beyond me, when you can pick up a lovely, summery Frascati for a fiver. :)

I prefer Cava.

Frascati is useless for washing down jizz.


:DD

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Oh, I don't know it because I particularly like it, I know it because I went up to the bar at one of the music quizzes, slurred 'a champagne please' (meaning one glass), and when asked which, said 'a nice one'. When I looked back to the bar after being distracted by a passing lady of shapely form, there was an open bottle of 2004 Dom in an ice bucket and I was £130 worse off ;)

This is a Taittinger household, as a rule.

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Oh, I don't know it because I particularly like it, I know it because I went up to the bar at one of the music quizzes, slurred 'a champagne please' (meaning one glass), and when asked which, said 'a nice one'. When I looked back to the bar after being distracted by a passing lady of shapely form, there was an open bottle of 2004 Dom in an ice bucket and I was £130 worse off ;)

This is a Taittinger household, as a rule.


Lulz. :)

I like Taittinger as well, but it really does have to be the Nocturne. Awesome; best drop for £30 that I know of.

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I think no harm, no foul, here. If all involved with what was going on were quite happy to get on wih it as were the spectators in the establishment, then jolly good, carry on. I don't think that maybe their professional lives being put in jepordy due to their personal lives being documented and exposed (I know, I know) like this is cricket. If that's what qualifies as good fun for them, that's all good. I'm mostly annoyed that they're proabbly having more fun than I am but I'm totoally turning up there on Monday with a bucket of white lightening and a super soaker. Also, to have to queue to get sucked in Magaluf is pretty much an admission of defeat, I suppose. o tempora o mores and all that.

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I got my wife tipsy on pink champagne last night- No BJ so maybe some Aldi Cava is in order tonight :DD


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At the risk of being a guardian quoting PC monster, this is a rather good article, I feel.

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfre ... estigation

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It's no secret that the Sun is part of the sexism problem rather than the solution. But what I read into its latest "investigation" – or if we call it what it is, its latest medieval public shaming of a young girl – is a stark warning.

What it says is: we get to police your sexuality. We choose what is sexually pleasing, what is provocative, where the lines lie and when they are blurred. When you're airbrushed and squeezed into a Wonderbra on a billboard in a train station, you're within our boundaries. When you're drunk or sexually aggressive or blase or, God forbid, a combination of all of these, then you're outside. You're a disgrace to yourself, your father and your country.

If you don't learn to play the game and let us tell you what you can and can't do with your hands, your mouth and your vagina, then we'll come for you. It won't be any of those men who you performed sex acts with on the dancefloor who everyone on social media is denouncing in the strongest language possible. It will be you alone who is the subject of a discussion about how British women have gone too far.

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Note I post that in response to the Sun 'expose' rather than in response to anyone here.

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At the risk of being a guardian quoting PC monster, this is a rather good article, I feel.

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfre ... estigation

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It's no secret that the Sun is part of the sexism problem rather than the solution. But what I read into its latest "investigation" – or if we call it what it is, its latest medieval public shaming of a young girl – is a stark warning.

What it says is: we get to police your sexuality. We choose what is sexually pleasing, what is provocative, where the lines lie and when they are blurred. When you're airbrushed and squeezed into a Wonderbra on a billboard in a train station, you're within our boundaries. When you're drunk or sexually aggressive or blase or, God forbid, a combination of all of these, then you're outside. You're a disgrace to yourself, your father and your country.

If you don't learn to play the game and let us tell you what you can and can't do with your hands, your mouth and your vagina, then we'll come for you. It won't be any of those men who you performed sex acts with on the dancefloor who everyone on social media is denouncing in the strongest language possible. It will be you alone who is the subject of a discussion about how British women have gone too far.


Seriously - and anyone is most welcome to disagree - I've never read such utter, utter pish, in all my many years. This really *is* 'PC claptrap' (and yes, I know the term is oft over-used). But honestly, what else would one expect from The Guardian?

Sexism? Nope, I'm sure The Sun would've been just as keen to report, had it been some guy going down on 24 women in a public bar, in Spain, for the princely sum of a cheap bottle of Cava.

"Shaming of a young girl" - maybe should've thought about that one before blowing two dozen random blokes, in public, in a busy bar, whilst being filmed? Amazingly, it went public.... who knew, eh?

"police your sexuality" - what the fuck has sexuality got to do with it? No-one is getting hung up on a hetero woman giving oral sex to men - just 24 random men, in public, in someone else's country, while being filmed, for a £3 bottle of plonk. It's called minimum standards of acceptable behaviour; not acting like a total tramp in public (same goes for the guys also, though as Gnomes quite rightly points out, each of them is "only" guilty of accepting public oral sex off a single woman, not 24 of them on the bounce). Once again, the crass, sordid rep of the Brit Abroad takes yet another pasting.

"When you're airbrushed and squeezed into a Wonderbra on a billboard in a train station, you're within our boundaries. When you're drunk or sexually aggressive or blase or, God forbid, a combination of all of these, then you're outside."

Only the fecking Guardian could seriously term something like this with crass, laughably inadequate euphenisms such as "sexually aggressive" and "blase" (LOL). 'Sorry, chodding those two dozen guys in that bar, in front of all and sundry was, upon reflection, a little blase of me'

"If you don't learn to play the game and let us tell you what you can and can't do with your hands, your mouth and your vagina, then we'll come for you."

NO ONE IS SAYING THAT, YOU BELLENDS. No one gives a toss what consenting adults may, or may not do with their parts, limbs, holes and appendages, least of all people like me. Just, um, don't do it in public bars, whilst being filmed, ideally when not staying as a guest in someone else's country, yeah?

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One guy at the end of the video actually does reject the BJ. Maybe he realises he's on the tail end of a chain of disease?


I didn't see a link to the video posted, and the link in the opening thread doesn't work for me, so here is one. Uncensored video, so obviously, nsfw:
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http://m.vkmag.com/magazine/brits_meisje_speelt_stofzuiger_voor_een_gratis_drankje/



My only thoughts on this are "imagine how sweaty these people all are".

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One guy at the end of the video actually does reject the BJ. Maybe he realises he's on the tail end of a chain of disease?


I didn't see a link to the video posted, and the link in the opening thread doesn't work for me, so here is one. Uncensored video, so obviously, nsfw:
ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
http://m.vkmag.com/magazine/brits_meisje_speelt_stofzuiger_voor_een_gratis_drankje/



My only thoughts on this are "imagine how sweaty these people all are".


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Thanks for that. If you've seen any 18-30 holiday programmes I imagine you won't be that surprised by that video. It's a step too far but it's clearly one of the sex/drinking games they get up to year on year.


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Ultimately it's unacceptable to judge anyone for anything, isn't it? After all, who are any of us to say anything? Whether someone is sucking random blokes in a bar or, say, defrauding social housing, really, we all just need to keep our noses out. Tolerance and acceptance, that's the way forward. Enforce no standards, nor pass comment on any, lest you be labelled something vaguely unpleasant by some lefty socialist twat.

I'm sure there's a logical fallacy in there somewhere :hat:

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Ultimately it's unacceptable to judge anyone for anything, isn't it? After all, who are any of us to say anything? Whether someone is sucking random blokes in a bar or, say, defrauding social housing, really, we all just need to keep our noses out.


Touché. :)

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I'd suggest that when your judging takes place on the front page of a national newspaper, you should be a bit less of a dick about it, yes.

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I'd suggest that when your judging takes place on the front page of a national newspaper, you should be a bit less of a dick about it, yes.


I'm not here as an apologist for the dickish antics of the British gutter press, or journalists, man.

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