Game Of Thrones (TV)

myp · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2014 14:39

Has anyone watched the first episode of season 4 yet?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2014 14:42

Most of it. Your mums arse kept getting in the way.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2014 14:44

Zardoz wrote:

Most of it. Your mums arse kept getting in the way.

You need to replace your 14" portable telly, you tight northerner.

Pod · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2568

DavPaz wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

The Hound is so awesome.

It annoys me that they changed the guy who hangs around with Danaerys.

Yeah. There must be a lot of viewers who don't remember who he's supposed to be

I imagine this happens even without the actor-swapping.

itsallwater · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2014 16:31

Apparently the change in actor its down to the Transporter filming... according to speculation an rumour.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2014 18:03

British Nervoso wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

Most of it. Your mums arse kept getting in the way.

You need to replace your 14" portable telly, you tight northerner.

There was a 14"er involved but nothing tight, believe me.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

That 14"er must have been rattling around up your jacksy like a sausage thrown up a corridor.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Apr 14, 2014 8:48

Uh oh.

(S04E02 spoiler)

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If I lived in Westeros, I would never go to a fucking wedding!

I think it was Santa.

Also - no boobies. Boo!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Bronn teaching Jaime. Genius!

myp · **Posted:** Mon Apr 14, 2014 22:11

We just cheered so loudly it shook the house.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Apr 14, 2014 23:33

See, I'm quite disappointed.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 0:11

Grim... wrote:

See, I'm quite disappointed.

Ditto.

I read the books and had totally forgotten about it. Heh.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 8:07

I think the word 'schadenfreude' was invented exactly for last night's episode.

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

I presume it's

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Diana Rigg's character

that's the culprit given that

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the cup was sitting beside her before he drank from it

? Or am I reading too much into that?

myp · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 8:53

Bamba wrote:

I presume it's

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Diana Rigg's character

that's the culprit given that

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the cup was sitting beside her before he drank from it

? Or am I reading too much into that?

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then why did the fool say to Sansa "we must get you out of here at once"?

It's obviously ambiguous at the moment. Could be anyone, couldn't it? For those of us who haven't read the books, of course.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Bamba wrote:

I presume it's

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Diana Rigg's character

that's the culprit given that

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the cup was sitting beside her before he drank from it

? Or am I reading too much into that?

I will answer that, but only if you actually want to know.

Otherwise, I won't

Besides, they're departing from the books in hundreds of subtle ways (Bronn training Jaimie is a small example. In the books, that was the tongue-free headsman and Bronn pretty much disappears), so who knows :shrug:

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

British Nervoso wrote:

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then why did the fool say to Sansa "we must get you out of here at once"?

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I'd assumed it was because her life was barely worth anything at the moment and she was alive mostly because Joffrey enjoyed torturing her; with Joffrey gone and her husband about to be arrested for murdering the king her chances of a happy life weren't about to go up. Especially as Cersei's a vindictive bitch who'd have lashed out at anyone connected to Tyrion for revenge, which puts Sansa in no small amount of danger. The fool owes her his life so he interceded when he saw the way things were going. Everyone blatantly thought it was Tyrion who killed Joffrey so it's not like Sansa needed to be smuggled away because people thought she'd actually done it.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

He choked on pie. It was dry, you see.

So sad.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 9:27

DavPaz wrote:

He choked on pie. It was dry, you see.

So sad.

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Infantiregipiecide!

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 9:45

One thing to consider is that

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The wine was poured from in front of Cersei, so Joffrey wasn't even necessarily the target. Though that might be reading too much into it. I have read the rest of Book Three, but didn't even remember Joffrey had died! It was a long time ago.

I like how they emphasised how basically everyone there wanted him dead, bar his close family. So it could be Oberyn, Dondas, Sansa, Lady Tyrell, etc.

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5157

Someone on my Facebook feed posted a huge spoiler last night which didn't bother me personally as I've read the book, but did annoy quite a few others. Instead of apologising he just went off on a huge rant calling them all lazy cunts for not having watched it yet. :belm:

myp · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 10:25

Dr Zoidberg wrote:

Someone on my Facebook feed posted a huge spoiler last night which didn't bother me personally as I've read the book, but did annoy quite a few others. Instead of apologising he just went off on a huge rant calling them all lazy cunts for not having watched it yet. :belm:

You have nice friends.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 10:31

In other news, Iwan Rheon is excellent as Ramsay Snow.

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5157

British Nervoso wrote:

Dr Zoidberg wrote:

Someone on my Facebook feed posted a huge spoiler last night which didn't bother me personally as I've read the book, but did annoy quite a few others. Instead of apologising he just went off on a huge rant calling them all lazy cunts for not having watched it yet. :belm:

You have nice friends.

Not any more I don't. It's a chap I "know" from another forum - only met him IRL once, and have now removed him.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

DavPaz wrote:

Bamba wrote:

I presume it's

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Diana Rigg's character

that's the culprit given that

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the cup was sitting beside her before he drank from it

? Or am I reading too much into that?

I will answer that, but only if you actually want to know.

Otherwise, I won't

Besides, they're departing from the books in hundreds of subtle ways (Bronn training Jaimie is a small example. In the books, that was the tongue-free headsman and Bronn pretty much disappears), so who knows :shrug:

The dude who plays ilyn payne(sp?), the headsman dude, is quite ill I think. Terminal cancer IIRC. So they had to change it around.

sdg · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 12:06

I was out for my aunts birthday last and got an email saying I'd been tagged in a post on Facebook. I got home and opened my Facebook app and literally the first thing I saw was a spoiler. I closed the app and shouted at my girlfriend to not open Facebook but to get to the TV ASAP. I was so annoyed though, there is no need for spoiling things like that.
After I'd watched it I went on Facebook and five of my friends had spoiled it, from the one I first saw

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So glad that wee blond prick finally got his comeuppance

To even more blatant ones like

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haha fuck Joffrey I'm glad he got killed.

I commented on that one and got a reply that if I didn't want to see it I shouldn't read it which I feel demonstrates a bit of a misunderstanding of how quickly your brain processes text.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 12:21

Comment with a book spoiler - in fact, just make one up.

Say "Fair enough, I guess I could have just stopped reading! Anyway, soon we'll get to see Sansa and Tyrion executed for the murder like in the book, even though it was Tywin who killed his own grandson!"

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 12:21

If that turns out to be right I apologise

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Grim... wrote:

If that turns out to be right I apologise

Eerily prescient.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 13:30

I spoke to GRR Martin, and it was all actually done by Arya, after she discovers time travel.

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

Grim.. Should program a random fake GoT spoiler thingummy.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

Mr Russell is a big fat poopy head.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

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A good theory on who poisoned the little fuck

http://imgur.com/a/2DtPH

Very interesting!

myp · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 15:42

Trooper wrote:

Mr Russell is a big fat poopy head.

He also looks like Joffrey.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 15:42

Trooper wrote:

Mr Russell is a big fat poopy head.

Russell Sucks Cock For Cash.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

British Nervoso wrote:

Trooper wrote:

Mr Russell is a big fat poopy head.

He also looks like Joffrey.

As he looks now, or before?

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6515

Pundabaya wrote:

Grim.. Should program a random fake GoT spoiler thingummy.

RANDOM PLOT BOT

Code:

Aeron Greyjoy attacks the Brotherhood Without Banners beyond the Wall

Code:

Barristan Selmy joins the Night's Watch in the Summer Isles whilst drunk

Makes as much sense as anyone else.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 15:52

Trooper wrote:

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A good theory on who poisoned the little fuck

http://imgur.com/a/2DtPH

Very interesting!

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Seems fine, but why would she go through that rigmarole, and not just have the poison in her hat/pocket? It's not like anyone is going to frisk her on the way in!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Trooper wrote:

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A good theory on who poisoned the little fuck

http://imgur.com/a/2DtPH

Very interesting!

So convincing.

Book readers only...

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The fact that he called it The Strangler proves that he's not so clever.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Curiosity wrote:

Trooper wrote:

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A good theory on who poisoned the little fuck

http://imgur.com/a/2DtPH

Very interesting!

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Seems fine, but why would she go through that rigmarole, and not just have the poison in her hat/pocket? It's not like anyone is going to frisk her on the way in!

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Plausible deniability. It was Sansa's necklace, afterall.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 15:55

Squirt wrote:

Pundabaya wrote:

Grim.. Should program a random fake GoT spoiler thingummy.

RANDOM PLOT BOT

Code:

Aeron Greyjoy attacks the Brotherhood Without Banners beyond the Wall

Code:

Barristan Selmy joins the Night's Watch in the Summer Isles whilst drunk

Makes as much sense as anyone else.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

Curiosity wrote:

Squirt wrote:

Pundabaya wrote:

Grim.. Should program a random fake GoT spoiler thingummy.

RANDOM PLOT BOT

Code:

Aeron Greyjoy attacks the Brotherhood Without Banners beyond the Wall

Code:

Barristan Selmy joins the Night's Watch in the Summer Isles whilst drunk

Makes as much sense as anyone else.

That is genius.

<character><action><faction><location><situation>

Mix and match and a twitter feed is born.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6515

It;s not far off that. Characters, faction and places dredged from the wiki, and some very poor grammar expansion.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 16:01

Trooper wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Squirt wrote:

Pundabaya wrote:

Grim.. Should program a random fake GoT spoiler thingummy.

RANDOM PLOT BOT

Code:

Aeron Greyjoy attacks the Brotherhood Without Banners beyond the Wall

Code:

Barristan Selmy joins the Night's Watch in the Summer Isles whilst drunk

Makes as much sense as anyone else.

That is genius.

<character><action><faction><location><situation>

Mix and match and a twitter feed is born.

It's essentially Star Trek TNG Season 7 but for GoT.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6515

Code:

Whilst in the pay of Catelyn Stark Jaime Lannister attempts to bribe Catelyn Stark

More work needed.

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Curiosity wrote:

Trooper wrote:

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A good theory on who poisoned the little fuck

http://imgur.com/a/2DtPH

Very interesting!

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Seems fine, but why would she go through that rigmarole, and not just have the poison in her hat/pocket? It's not like anyone is going to frisk her on the way in!

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Indeed. I'm pretty sure it was Olenna but that just requires the opportunity of the cup sitting in front of her when no one was looking, everything about the necklace is just over-engineering it all for no reason. Unless someone was going to go through all her clothes eating everything they found and waiting to see if they dropped dead or not there's really no reason for all that nonsense.

ETA: Though from doing some Googling it appears that is indeed what happened, though I still think it's all a bit needless when the poisoning wouldn't require all this theatre and cast of characters. If you're going to murder a king you're not going to involve more people than you absolutely have to and you're certainly not going to leave it to the chance of someone's choice of costume jewellery. But, eh.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 16:33

Dude! The spoilers, man!

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Grim... wrote:

Dude! The spoilers, man!

The spoilers...in the spoiler tags?

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

For anyone reading the last few posts, I've no idea what Grim's talking about. There's nothing here that's not been shown in the TV show.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 16:41

Bamba wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Dude! The spoilers, man!

The spoilers...in the spoiler tags?

You might have mentioned they spoil things beyond the most recent TV episode to air.

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