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:D Have I broken the thread now?

There's nothing innately dirty about an arse. You can clean it quite extensively.


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You can clean it quite extensively.

With your tongue, if your comments are anything to go by. 8)

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You can clean it quite extensively.

With your tongue, if your comments are anything to go by. 8)


You paint it like I'm licking actual shit.

I knew a girl who wouldn't give blowjobs because that's where pee comes out. I wouldn't drink piss, either.


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Hey mate, from my POV, whatever lights your candle mate, fair do's! It's just not for me, is all. Perhaps I am a prudish old bastard. :D

edit: I so *do* hope you have a good mouthwash, mind. :D

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This is now my absolute favourite thread.

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Urgh. The most I've ever done is use it as a chin rest.

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This is now my absolute favourite thread.

9/10


I'm holding at 8/10 pending someone declaring golden showers to be the best thing ever.


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Malabelm wrote:
:D Have I broken the thread now?

There's nothing innately dirty about an arse. You can clean it quite extensively.

Given that my pinkie had seen a lot of rectal action during sex before I ever sent the tank up one, and I'd never discovered post coital excrement over my hands, I think that the pooh aspect to anal had gone from my mind before I popped my bum cherry.


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Ah, so that's why you needed all those beard-nets. Preventing irritation for her, and stops you having dingleberry-beard.


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and stops you having dingleberry-beard.


Ah, now you're not getting me with that one. They're a folk band from Norfolk.

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Quite. They ruin regular sex


You have enough kids to start your own orchestra ;)

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How are you meant to fill her warm tightness with your hot jizz? That's part of the point, you don't have to 'ruin' your sex but you don't have to spray it across her tits pornstar style either.

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....I wouldn't drink piss, either.


You massive prude.

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Someone ever made an animated gif to prove it

How is it you haven't provided a link yet?


I'm at work, which makes it hard to search for such things.


I'm not quite sure why i'm doing this to try and draw things back on topic (in this thread ? - really???) but a quick google for the keywords gives this link NSFW


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zaphod79 wrote:
metalangel wrote:
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Someone ever made an animated gif to prove it

How is it you haven't provided a link yet?


I'm at work, which makes it hard to search for such things.


I'm not quite sure why i'm doing this to try and draw things back on topic (in this thread ? - really???) but a quick google for the keywords gives this link NSFW

That's quite a famous clip, because she doesn't "do" anal.

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That's quite a famous clip, because she doesn't "do" anal.


She does, just not on camera. Same with Faye Reagan :'( (who again, does it 'privately') and Lexi Belle. There does seem to be a thing where Elegant Angel gets previously non-anal stars to do their first scene... both Gianna Michaels and Sunny Lane made their bum debuts that way and both have later claimed to have 'loved it' (Gianna perhaps enjoying the huge pile of money as she doesn't really seem to enjoy herself that much anyway, while Sunny goes literally cross-eyed in the heat of passion) but hey, haven't seen either of them in any anal scenes since then!

Jenna Jameson claimed taking it up the ass on camera was 'compromising' herself because she only did it when people she loved.

Still, what a professional, eh? Even when the guy's aim is off, she doesn't break character!


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This is now my absolute favourite thread.

9/10


I'm holding at 8/10 pending someone declaring golden showers to be the best thing ever.

Never tried that, though Mrs. W did want to try her hand at aiming Percy at the porcelain once, just out of curiosity.


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Mrs. W did want to try her hand at aiming Percy at the porcelain once, just out of curiosity.

Hands down the freakiest thing I've seen in this thread so far. POTW candidate purely for the WTF-factor when quoted out of context.

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Mrs. W did want to try her hand at aiming Percy at the porcelain once, just out of curiosity.

Hands down the freakiest thing I've seen in this thread so far. POTW candidate purely for the WTF-factor when quoted out of context.

I didn't think it was all that freaky. I'm sure lots of females would like to have a go at that.


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Warhead wrote:
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Mrs. W did want to try her hand at aiming Percy at the porcelain once, just out of curiosity.

Hands down the freakiest thing I've seen in this thread so far. POTW candidate purely for the WTF-factor when quoted out of context.

I didn't think it was all that freaky. I'm sure lots of females would like to have a go at that.


It's really not that freaky. I'm more freaked out by EBG than I am by anyone else in here...

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Condoms ruin sex.

:this: ++

But if you're a tail gunner I totally see the need.


Quite. They ruin regular sex, but I'm not sure I'd want to have anal sex with a lady without one on.


Yeah, that's more like it. You advocating condoms is one of the worst examples of revisionist thinking I've ever witnessed. Pro*cough*ylatic indeed.

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flis wrote:
It's really not that freaky. I'm more freaked out by EBG than I am by anyone else in here...

Really flis? Because I'm not keen to stick it where the sun doesn't shine? ;)

Actually I'm quite taken with the possible euphimisms for what we're discussing. Back-passage parishioner being one I've just thought of.

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The idea of involving wee or poo in sexytime is not appealing to me. Neither is anal, for that matter.

Might be different if I was giving, though.


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Yeah, torrent sites have a "piss, puke, scat" section for a reason. Keeping Perkies busy.

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I must admit, I'm never 'freaked out' by people's sexual peccadilloes, antics, preferences or practices, of consenting adults at least, merely bemused/amused at worst, taking every available opportunity to make a childish, schoolboy, toilet-humour gag wherever possible as well, naturally. :D

Hey, some of this stuff would never even occur to me at all, let alone my actually giving it a go. But there again, that may well be due to my lack of imagination, inclination or just because I'm a boring bastard in the sack? Frankly, I think "just good old fashioned sex" is pretty damn good. :D

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Dimrill wrote:
Yeah, torrent sites have a "piss, puke, scat" section for a reason. Keeping Perkies busy.


Yuck! I'm not into any of that! :spew:


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Just the prolapsing and fart sniffing.

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Just the prolapsing and fart sniffing.

Things I don't need to be reminded of: Perkies prolapsing squirt porn.


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Just the prolapsing and fart sniffing.

Things I don't need to be reminded of: Perkies prolapsing squirt porn.

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There was talk of some ungodly prolapse to gape docking.

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flis wrote:
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Mrs. W did want to try her hand at aiming Percy at the porcelain once, just out of curiosity.

Hands down the freakiest thing I've seen in this thread so far. POTW candidate purely for the WTF-factor when quoted out of context.

I didn't think it was all that freaky. I'm sure lots of females would like to have a go at that.


It's really not that freaky. I'm more freaked out by EBG than I am by anyone else in here...

I think it's more like a 'I'll show you mine if you show me yours' type of thing. In this case, anyway, as it was just a one time thing. Curiosity was satisfied and no further exploration took place. And we were only teenagers at the time.


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Curiosity was satisfied and no further exploration took place.


:o

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Curiosity was satisfied and no further exploration took place.


:o

I meant in terms of pointing Percy, not anything else, just in case you were under the impression that sexy times came to an end after that episode.


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There was talk of some ungodly prolapse to gape docking.

And some foolish person looked at the videos. Wasn't me though because I'm sensib.


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Warhead wrote:
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Curiosity was satisfied and no further exploration took place.


:o

I meant in terms of pointing Percy, not anything else, just in case you were under the impression that sexy times came to an end after that episode.


Mate, I'm talking about Curiosity the Beexer. :D

Still, if you have to explain a joke etc.... I'll fetch my coat.

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Captain Caveman wrote:
Warhead wrote:
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Curiosity was satisfied and no further exploration took place.


:o

I meant in terms of pointing Percy, not anything else, just in case you were under the impression that sexy times came to an end after that episode.


Mate, I'm talking about Curiosity the Beexer. :D

Still, if you have to explain a joke etc.... I'll fetch my coat.

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Sorry, a bit slow on the uptake today.


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I'd do that, if only to let them find out for themselves that the direction you point it doesn't necessarily correlate with the direction the pee decides to come out.


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Curiosity was satisfied and no further exploration took place.


:o


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I'd do that, if only to let them find out for themselves that the direction you point it doesn't necessarily correlate with the direction the pee decides to come out.

:this:

And I don't know if I'd really class it as watersports as neither I nor she wanted me to widdle on her.

*looks up definition on Widdlepedia: Urolagnia (also urophilia, undinism, golden shower and watersports) is a paraphilia in which sexual excitement is associated with the sight or thought of urine or urination.*

Looks like it was after all, but like a lot of sports, we gave up on it very quickly.


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Hang on... teenagers? You must've been fretting about whether she'd douse your brothel creepers and loons then. Did you at least hold your kipper tie out of the way?

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