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Hello

I am a new person. All will become clear in time. Until then, where is best? There are many places. Some are best, others are not. Which is most best? Is it a) An town 2) An city 4) An gypsy roaming happy camp 3) Others?

Preferably, this discussion will focus on the Great Britain and not some Northen Irelands, which are inconveniently placed for the mammalian feet. Some places are called Norwich, while others are called, for example, Leeds. But which is best?

I am not false or tricking, I am a flesh and blood soul sovereign.

I like the woods at (near?) Ashton-under-Lyne. I would very much like to live there, perhaps occasionally feasting on families of Sunday morning ramblers.

Under the sea

Is it Dimrill?

Homer Simpson version, or supposedly racially insensitive crab man version which I think was not racist but harmless?

(Okay, seriously though, I would like to have this conversation. I'm just having fun with the grammar and language. Advice much appreciated. Guessing games and answers later)

Cornwall, natch.

Given the choice, I'd live in Driggs, Idaho or Houston, Texas.

I do love living in rural Kent, though. You can't get pizza delivered and the broadband's shit, but it's so nice living in a little village where nothing much happens and it's nice and quiet.

Home is where your friends are, I find. If I didn't live in Nottingham (and have no plans to leave), I'd probably move to London if I could afford it. I want to go back down south at some point, probably to Bournemouth or Poole. Not until I'm much older, though.

This sounds nice, however few people will fit in it and furthermore a wall of corn would support little ceiling weight, causing much danger of sog in raining times.

What reasons have you for braving such peril? I am told cornwall has natural beauty, for example: Bees.

Realistically, I want to move abroad, ideally across the pond and to the north.

Norway?!

Although I live and work in Liverpool, I reserve my misc-ing for other places...

I'd quite like to move to the Lakes some day. Until then I like Fleetwood just fine for the most part, it's chock full of cunts but they're not the worst type.

Other direction. and sweden > norway anyway

HE MENTIONED THE "C" WORD.

LEG IT!

Hi Mr Chris!

Yes way!

Sex change feex....

Where I live is best. The internet tells me that murder and bombs and shit happens everywhere else. You're all going to get stabbed by hoodies or the kiddiefiddlers will get you and if you get past them, you will get blowed up for fun. I believe if you make it past all that, you can prestige. Where is Gill?

Not here.

Here be Scousers.

You are in HM The Clink?

Society thinks ill of your recent doings.

In Walton, no-one can hear you scream.

I am told curious things of these:

Bristol
Bath
Nottingham
Liverpool
Jomo Kenyatta

To live and etc. in most of these would be pleasant for human men or female men. Is this not so?

Where am I in general today? I'm busy working!

I love Glasgow the bestest and would like to move back there but if I had he money to stay anywhere I would buy a largeish (four bedrooms probably) house in a ruralish area as well as a townhouse in Glasgow. Both homes would be in Scotland though. Not that I have anything against the rest of the uk, just that as myp said home is where your friends are.

Liverpool's city centre might make for a cracking day/night out, but I couldn't recommend living here to anybody who isn't an empathically stunted Scally King who is positively sexually aroused by the sight of buildings in varying states of dilapidation.

I've gone right off Liverpool. Oxford is where I'm pointing my lasers home next.

After (probably) an unfortunate getting-closer-to-Manchester.

Hampshire FTW.

Dorset pwns j00.

I've never been to Hampshire, but I have been to Aldershot, which makes Walton seem like, well, The Waltons.