I'd be Rick "The Model" Martel... pretty, athletic, talented but ultimately never going to be at the top of my game.
Incidently, I used to referee wrestling matches up and down the country. I've met some of my heroes (including Christian Cage and Bret Hart) and my claim to fame is that Steve Corino knocked me out with his clothesline!
I went over the top rope and everything!!
Try telling me that wrestling is fake... oh, hang on a sec....