Be Excellent To Each Other

Your suspiciousness may be a symptom of guilt, my child. Is there something you need to confess to?

I had a look on my way to open up the bar.


Yes, we're now open for breakfast if anyone would like to sample Mr Zaphod's sausages.

I have a headache and my chickens are restless, I have a lot on at the moment, I will try and check on what's happening in the town, but you know the hours that farmers work!

Malc

Has anyone else been waiting for Malc to sign his posts 'Old Malcdonald'?

Breakfast? It's closer to sunset. Keeping odd hours?

He has been, he appears to have slipped here. Hmm.

Shit

(must remember to not post, when in a rush)

Old Macdonald

Sorry, I like my afternoon naps.

What's all this talk of posting? Is the post office open? The queue must be huge if you think that flis has been there all day.

Right, I have to pop out of town for a bit, got to get some supplies. Will be back before 'evening'.

Not with an L he hasn't.

I am going to be sorting out my new delivery of Thrash Metal today so will be in the stock room all day, so with that in mind I think I will [vote:sinister agent] as he seems to be too angry to listen to any of the new stock without exploding. Hopefully I will be done with the stock before the big countdown timer in the town square hits zero but i can't be sure of that. Rock on towns folk!

Apologies. Flis' message was so much like an advert on a bulletin board

Why is eevryone going on about i tbeing the morning?

Can I get another Stella, Joans my man?

Come get your bread.

Yes.

Excuse me? Appeared to be leading? When you voted for me I had 2 votes... out of 11... the same amount of votes that ApplePieOfDestiny had in fact.

You were the one that put me in a leading position, so trying to say you just joined a badwagon that had already started is a bit rich, in fact it's quite a good way to try and hide the starting of a bandwagon.
Add to that support from GJ along the same lines, you two are either coincidentally misreading the voting machine in the town square, or there is something more sinister going on...

With that in mind [vote:sinister agent]

One thing about spending your whole day in a book, you learn to read very well.

JOANS!

Another one? I'll have to see if I can increase my orders.

Can't you get a barmaid or something?

It seems it's taken an event like this to get most of you to come in here. I've put a notice up for some temporary staff, but I've not had any response yet.
Also, how will a barmaid help with the potential Stella shortage?

It'll help it get toi me faster.
What else have you got? Carlksberg - no. Fosters - no. Aha! Red Stripe. One of them, please/.

okay, night is falling rapidly, do we vote for a lynch today? I have heard people attempt to justify such actions using the numbers in the past, but we have no info on numbers, so do we risk it?

Lynch sinister agent dammit

[Vote:sinister agent]

I say "NAY". Although some people have annoyed me today, who can say foir sure that the Ayors muderers are still aroundf? After all, isn't it most likely that it's acutally just a one-off killing?

I think, by your slurred words, you have had enough.

your sounding like you have been through this before? Are you saying that you are the evil mafia who move from town to town killing off the good townsfolk?

I am just a simple music shop owner who is scared witless by the death of our good mayor.....oh my god! does that mean that Grumblington-fest will be cancelled?? That would ruin me! I need the revenue, especially since that Joans bloke banned music in his pub, he mumbled something about if it was good enough for Weatherspoons....

<runs back into back room of shop to have a 'special' ciggi to calm down>

I'm not the one that thinks it's the morning, mate. I've hhad enough of you!

*prod*

I'll be the judge of that. Another Red Stripe Grimothy?

A school teacher, none the less! Disgusting behaviour!

Neither am I, Sir! Perhaps you should listen more carefully.

<comes out of back room in a haze of smoke>

Wow! a drunken school teacher trying to start a fight with the female librarian! Whos got the book running? My monies are on Mr Grim the drunk PE teacher.

<Lights up new 'special' Ciggi>

Anyone want a some?

Good point, well mnade.

Drink?

I think that Sinister Agent is quite a threatening character, he seems impulsive and agressive and that could be dangerous for us if this suspicion and uncertainty continues. However I am unsure if that is enough to justify stringing him up and lynching him! Not that I can identify anyone else we should be aiming for.

I will have a bitter lemon. Thankyou.

Which bit?

I'll take another sweet sherry... for my nerves, you understand.

Found this piece of paper floating around. Looks like a printout, and I'll assume its accurate.



I don't think we're liable to lynch anyone today, although I'm glad that sinister man's ravings have not gone entirely unnoticed.

A vodka and bitter lemon for my best mate Big Heads, and a sherry for my best mate Trooper! A double sherry!

<hic>
You devil, you.

[vote: novote]

This bitter lemon tastes funny.

<hug>
<giggle>

I have to say, that given the lack of information we have I would not be comfortable with a lynch mob forming based on fear and nothing else. We don't know who else is here with us, obviously we have a Mafia in town given the what has happened with the poor Mayor but is there anyone here on our side? If we lynch today, we could string up someone who is here to help. I say we wait and see what the night brings and try and think about this with clear heads in the morning.
Fear makes good people act in horrible ways. I can't possibly be part of a vote to string up a randomly chosen victim one week, and providing hats for the local clergy the next! That reminds me DavPaz, I have completed your Bishop hat for your Fancy Dress constume. At least, that's what you said it was for, although I've not heard of any of any party...
*wonders what DavPaz is going to do alone in his house with a bishop hat*

[vote:novote]

No! Back off, will you?!

<cry>

No one loves me

<hides in back room playing Radiohead>

On the mayor's body the mafia left a note, so how can you push for a stupid no vote?

The bastards have said they'll soon kill us all, you want to sit back - how can you have the gall?

The Mafia left a note, yes, but did they sign it? Do we have any idea who we should be targetting here? No!

Have you looked at those gallows we have set up? I though that everyone here was my neighbours and I love this town because it is so quiet and peaceful with friendly people and community spirit, I'm not about to vote to KILL someone based on nothing but idle speculation! This is real life man!

Sounds like the words of someone who's bad; a cleared signal we could not have had. Letting them kill us seems all rather silly, so I'll have to say we should all [vote:Gilly]

I might change my name to Mr Orange to avoid accusations from Mr Russell.