Be Excellent To Each Other

Heh!

Hmm - last time Comical was Mafia he (and his helpers) killed you off first, Chris, and they said that I would have been on that list, had I not got lynched. I've got him down as maybe the SK, but probably just a townie.

Unless he's the voyeur, or something? Hmm...

Yes actually, it's not a tactic I'd alter if I was a mafia type. I'd kill off you problematic accusational people first, the fact you're still alive means I'm either not mafia, or Chris is!

Or just a massive tw(stop it -ed)

Hmm, I'd not considered that you could both be Mafia.
But I'm not, and I'm still alive...

Chris could be mafia but it appears impossible to vote for him

Well as a Mafioso you'd need it.

No wait, you only get the free work if you're not maf....bugger.

*gibbers feverishly*
I only likes to watch!
*falls to knees*
That's all I likes to do! Is that so wrong?! Oh lordy save me! I didn't mean nothing by it, good sirs, never!
*cuddles envelopes, weeping*



(is only saying this because he's off shopping tomorrow and won't have time to post again before being strung up or serial killed)

The locking people up thing's not a goer because we've no coppers. If we had some, of course, any of us who were peacefully protesting would already have been beaten up and the mafia would have moved somewhere quieter, so it would be radically different.

Interesting - I thought if anything I'd been too quiet in this game, too much of a sit on the sidelines and watch type, but I've put myself in the frame, it seems. There was no tactic in my random voting in the first round, nor much thought - just trying to avoid creating a bandwagon for anyone but, equally, trying not to just sit out and stay uninvolved. I didn't know which way to turn then and still don't, but am more concerned by the cult coming for me than a killer.

Which has, I realise, just said "come and have a go" to pretty much everyone, which may be slightly foolish.

Grim...'s not actually been that accusational, has he?

Anyway - [vote:unvote]

I've not been swayed on the comical issue yet, so it would be unfair to have my joke vote for CG from earlier to be hanging out there as part of a potential lynching yet.

Perhaps one of our more analytical townies can give us a breakdown of the participants in today's lynching - Mr Dave? Oh.

For the record, the potential lynchees (not lychees) as far as I'm concerned are Comical, Dimmers, Grim and Sheepeh. I'm leaning towards Dimrill, but I'm afraid of him.

Oh for FUCKS sake..

I'M THE VOYEUR!!!!

There. Spelled out enough for you? Hints not enough?! Explicit confessional above not enough?!?!? GHAHGAGAHGAHR!TGH!HGHG!

Yeah, just like Grim...'s the scientist, eh?

Pfft.

That's exactly what an under-fire mafia boss or cult leader would be saying, dimmers.

Also - gutsy move there, as you've made yourself a target for the mafia and the SK. But as you're not actually the voyeur, you're probably safe.

*holds onto Mr Chris' lapels*
Will you kill me gently Mr Chris? Like my Mother would? Please?
*crumples into Chris' chest, sobbing*

It's not up to me, mate, you probably want to talk to grim or comical.

No me, I just do science. Spill what you know while you can, Mr Voyeur.

Not to hurry you or anything, but...

I'm interested in dim's claim because assuming you believe it, the two he's voted for are very suspicious. One of those was Sheepeh, who is now desperate for us to lynch someone, anyone, RIGHT NOW.

He's mafia isn't he, and he knows Grim... and Dim are town based roles so he wins either way.

I'm not playing that game.

[vote:unvote]

I'm not Mafia, chappy. I just don't think it's a great idea to leave it as it is at the end of the "Day".

Vote Update

comicalgnomes: 4 votes (dimrill, nervouspete, gazchap, richardgaywood)
sir taxalot: 1 votes (vegetables)
dimrill: 3 votes (comicalgnomes, sheepeh, grim...)

Not voted: sir taxalot, dudley, jbr, mr chris

Why? townies are still in the majority, what would you learn with a random lynching apart from very likely killing off a possibly voyeur.

On a purely informational sense you're better off killing someone dim fingered (like....you) and if they're innocent, he REALLY isn't.

By that logic, he REALLY REALLY REALLY isn't. REALLY.

I'm happy to sacrifice myself and prove that, but you will feel like a tool afterwards.

You're suggesting I don't feel like a fool all the time...

You're sticking with your dim then?

It's not a bandwagon! He voted for me first, like. And in the absence of a better vote, the stand-out style makes him a target.

You're right in one thing though, he keeps voting for people no-one else does, if dim does die tonight and IS the voyeur, I think the next 2 or 3 lynchings are quite obvious

I don't think there's enough people about to change the voting significantly in the next 45 minutes. So we won't know, now.

What time do you think it is? This day times out in about 13 minutes.

You, Sir, are correct and my fingers cannot type. Ten minutes to go.

Also, stop hiding your online status you filthy hider scum.

SHEEPEH IS THE SERIAL KILLER
I've just re-read Dimrill's posts. Unless he's smarter than everyone here:





He KNOWS that Sheepeh is the SK and has referred to it more than once. If he is the voyeur this is more than likely.

[vote:Sheepeh]

Sorry Dimms, all is forgiven. Sheepeh, you're going down pal.

Hoho, Mr. Comical on another one of his hilariously wrong crackpot finger-pointing schemes. Please, please lynch me before the end of the day. Seriously. I can't wait to see just how wrong you are.

It isn't based on any gut feeling this time chap, all it would take it for Dimms to track you once and to see the resultant kill to know that he was right in his accusation. That for me is the most solid bit of evidence yet. We might not be able to lynch you today but if the mafia don't whack you tonight I think tomorrow will be a rough day for you, killer.

*shakes his head*

CG is the worst MafiaScum player EVER.

You shall see, CG. You shall see.

If you assume Dim is the voyeur it's certainly pretty solid.

[vote:dudley]

Why not, eh?

And locked. End Day 3.

Final Vote Update

comicalgnomes: 4 votes (dimrill, nervouspete, gazchap, richardgaywood)
sir taxalot: 1 votes (vegetables)
dimrill: 1 votes (sheepeh)
sheepeh: 1 votes (comicalgnomes)
dudley: 1 votes (grim...)

Not voted: sir taxalot, dudley, jbr, mr chris

Amid much finger pointing, accusing, and confusion, the villagers just cannot agree on who should be sacrificed for the good of all, so the day ends without a lynch.

It is now night 3. All people with night actions please PM me. Night 3 deadline is Monday midday.