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Author:  Bobbyaro [ Fri Sep 12, 2014 15:14 ]
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sure thing.

Author:  flis [ Fri Sep 12, 2014 15:21 ]
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If I give you £5, will you send me bacon?

Author:  Bobbyaro [ Fri Sep 12, 2014 15:40 ]
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yes.

Author:  Cras [ Fri Sep 12, 2014 18:35 ]
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Come and get it, FFS.

Author:  Cras [ Fri Sep 12, 2014 18:35 ]
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Also the bacon.

Author:  Mimi [ Fri Sep 12, 2014 18:36 ]
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b

Author:  Cras [ Fri Sep 12, 2014 18:37 ]
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Mimi wrote:
b


Totes.

Author:  Mimi [ Fri Sep 12, 2014 18:40 ]
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Sorry. I navigated away wrongly :(

Author:  Mimi [ Mon Sep 15, 2014 15:56 ]
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What are you making, can I eat it? can you PM me and let me know if I promise I won't tell anyone, even Russell? I only ask as you might think I can eat it when I, in fact, cannot eat it.

I remember when Craster made me mushrooms and I loved him so hard that I almost considered killing myself and eating it anyway, because he cared enough to make me mushrooms. Deathshrooms, as usually I like to think of them, but in this case, loveshrooms.

Author:  Cras [ Mon Sep 15, 2014 16:04 ]
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Loveshrooms are the best shrooms.

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Sep 15, 2014 17:19 ]
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No fucking mushrooms in what I cook.

Author:  Cras [ Mon Sep 15, 2014 17:40 ]
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Fucking mushrooms. Like loveshrooms, but more direct.

Author:  Curiosity [ Fri Sep 19, 2014 8:56 ]
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Four weeks!

Author:  Trooper [ Tue Sep 23, 2014 13:03 ]
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What time are folks arriving on the Friday? I've got the day off so will be there early afternoon I expect.

Author:  Cras [ Tue Sep 23, 2014 13:04 ]
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Same.

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Sep 23, 2014 13:09 ]
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I'll be there a bit before Craster.

Author:  Cras [ Tue Sep 23, 2014 13:27 ]
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Grim... wrote:
I'll be there a bit before Craster.


Unless I turn the engine off and coast into a parking space, throwing myself out of the door into a perfect roll to standing.

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Sep 23, 2014 13:29 ]
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I look forward to seeing that.

Author:  Cras [ Tue Sep 23, 2014 13:30 ]
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Me too, frankly.

Author:  Curiosity [ Tue Sep 23, 2014 14:26 ]
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Cras wrote:
Grim... wrote:
I'll be there a bit before Craster.


Unless I race into a parking space, swinging the car in a wide arc and skidding sideways, stepping coolly out of the door and shooting some suckas.


STFY

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Sep 23, 2014 14:43 ]
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MrsA is dropping me off mid afternoon before taking herself and Shitpants to the Grandparents. MrsA will join us on the Saturday. I have beer to bottle to bring!

Author:  TheFireFaerie [ Tue Sep 23, 2014 14:52 ]
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I shall be there even earlier! Because I shall be travelling by mind power. And not in person. Le Boo.

But at least I won't have to eat horrible mushrooms!!! Gotta hold onto those silver linings

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Sep 23, 2014 22:05 ]
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Hmm
Not convinced by this.

Author:  MaliA [ Wed Sep 24, 2014 13:22 ]
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TheFireFaerie wrote:
I shall be there even earlier! Because I shall be travelling by mind power. And not in person. Le Boo.

But at least I won't have to eat horrible mushrooms!!! Gotta hold onto those silver linings


?

Author:  TheFireFaerie [ Wed Sep 24, 2014 15:34 ]
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MaliA wrote:
TheFireFaerie wrote:
I shall be there even earlier! Because I shall be travelling by mind power. And not in person. Le Boo.

But at least I won't have to eat horrible mushrooms!!! Gotta hold onto those silver linings


?


I'm not joining you, sadly!!

Author:  Malc [ Wed Sep 24, 2014 20:34 ]
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Malc wrote:
I have 3 potential problems to overcome before I can be sure I can come:

1) Wife is working Friday night to Monday night that weekend
2) I am down to be on call 9-4 on the Saturday and Sunday
3) Money is tight at the moment (for train fare and food/drink)

Possible solutions:

1) Wife is trying to swap nights and sister-in-law might be able to come down and stay with is
2) Either I can swap my weekends or be on call from the cottage!
3) I can eat beans on toast for a month!

Malc


Update:

1) Wife is still trying to swap shifts (2 down, 2 to go) but sister in law can't come down and stay
2) I have swapped my weekend (it does mean doing 3 weekends in a row!)
3) I can probably afford to come, but i've never left booking train tickets this late before, hopefully they will be ok when/if my wife manages to swap the nights!

Malc

Author:  Curiosity [ Wed Sep 24, 2014 20:43 ]
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Good effort, fella!

Author:  Curiosity [ Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:47 ]
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So soon!

I think they have removed the tennis court and changed the parking around, at least from what I can see on Google Maps.

Author:  Cras [ Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:36 ]
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I fear change.

Author:  MaliA [ Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:40 ]
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Cras wrote:
I fear change.


However, you are now undefeated on that court and will be forever more.

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:55 ]
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Still undefeated!

Author:  Trooper [ Thu Sep 25, 2014 12:10 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
So soon!

I think they have removed the tennis court and changed the parking around, at least from what I can see on Google Maps.


Got a link? I could search myself, but I can't be arsed.

Author:  Malc [ Thu Sep 25, 2014 13:00 ]
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https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.87601 ... a=!3m1!1e3

Malc

Author:  Cras [ Thu Sep 25, 2014 13:05 ]
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Well I'm confused as hell. They appear to have got rid of the tennis court in order to make the car park smaller.

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Sep 25, 2014 13:37 ]
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I think the car park is a fair bit bigger, but it hardly needed to be.

Is that a new chunk of garden to the east of the house?

[edit]Doesn't Gmaps have a 'back in time' feature?

Author:  Malc [ Thu Sep 25, 2014 13:43 ]
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I'm pretty sure there was grass there last few times we went (the 2 bedrooms I have slept in have both looked over it)

Malc

Author:  Cras [ Thu Sep 25, 2014 13:51 ]
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Grim... wrote:
I think the car park is a fair bit bigger, but it hardly needed to be.


I thought that, but then look at the size of the cars in it! You could only fit two nose to tail the way they're parked now, which seems smaller than before?

Author:  MaliA [ Thu Sep 25, 2014 13:57 ]
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MaliA wrote:
MrsA is dropping me off mid afternoon before taking herself and Shitpants to the Grandparents. MrsA will join us on the Saturday. I have beer to bottle to bring!


Grandmother Buxton gone done fallen over and broken her arm. MrsA probably will not come now as Shitpants needs looking after. More at 11.

Author:  GazChap [ Thu Sep 25, 2014 14:26 ]
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Cras wrote:
Grim... wrote:
I think the car park is a fair bit bigger, but it hardly needed to be.


I thought that, but then look at the size of the cars in it! You could only fit two nose to tail the way they're parked now, which seems smaller than before?

Yeah, there's something weird going on there. It's almost like they've made the entrance wider or something.

Author:  Curiosity [ Thu Sep 25, 2014 15:03 ]
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MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MrsA is dropping me off mid afternoon before taking herself and Shitpants to the Grandparents. MrsA will join us on the Saturday. I have beer to bottle to bring!


Grandmother Buxton gone done fallen over and broken her arm. MrsA probably will not come now as Shitpants needs looking after. More at 11.


Bring shitpants. We've got our kid with us and lord knows misery loves company.

Author:  Mimi [ Thu Sep 25, 2014 15:09 ]
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I like to think thatthey have got rid of the tennios court to make room for a bigger TV. The one that was there last year was pathetically small. How are we supposed to enjoy quality cockney zombie movies on a screen so small?

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Sep 25, 2014 15:42 ]
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Speaking of which: have you got Singham sorted, Curio?

Author:  MaliA [ Thu Sep 25, 2014 15:53 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MrsA is dropping me off mid afternoon before taking herself and Shitpants to the Grandparents. MrsA will join us on the Saturday. I have beer to bottle to bring!


Grandmother Buxton gone done fallen over and broken her arm. MrsA probably will not come now as Shitpants needs looking after. More at 11.


Bring shitpants. We've got our kid with us and lord knows misery loves company.


I shall see what MrsA thinks and how intrusive it would be.

Author:  Curiosity [ Thu Sep 25, 2014 15:57 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Speaking of which: have you got Singham sorted, Curio?


Yep!

:D

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Thu Sep 25, 2014 18:29 ]
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And Singham Returns?

Author:  Curiosity [ Thu Sep 25, 2014 21:13 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
And Singham Returns?


Not available on DVD.

Author:  MaliA [ Thu Sep 25, 2014 21:20 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MrsA is dropping me off mid afternoon before taking herself and Shitpants to the Grandparents. MrsA will join us on the Saturday. I have beer to bottle to bring!


Grandmother Buxton gone done fallen over and broken her arm. MrsA probably will not come now as Shitpants needs looking after. More at 11.


Bring shitpants. We've got our kid with us and lord knows misery loves company.


Could hire a babysitter, I suppose. I dunno.

Author:  myp [ Thu Sep 25, 2014 22:20 ]
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Boo to no tennis court.

Author:  Curiosity [ Thu Sep 25, 2014 22:45 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Curiosity wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MrsA is dropping me off mid afternoon before taking herself and Shitpants to the Grandparents. MrsA will join us on the Saturday. I have beer to bottle to bring!


Grandmother Buxton gone done fallen over and broken her arm. MrsA probably will not come now as Shitpants needs looking after. More at 11.


Bring shitpants. We've got our kid with us and lord knows misery loves company.


Could hire a babysitter, I suppose. I dunno.


Bring wife AND child. And a baby monitor.

Author:  Grim... [ Fri Sep 26, 2014 9:34 ]
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Boo to the fact that now Craster will be able to park even further away from the house.

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