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Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

Ange wrote:

Have a great time, guys. Just say "totes amazeballs" and swear a lot and it'll be like I'm there.

I'm on it!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Dr Zoidberg wrote:

Is this the right place, as I should be ok for a saturday afternoon visit?

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Ste ... ce0efea9d4

Hell Meadow? Nice.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Oct 17, 2014 10:16

Note - the two bedrooms upstairs near the small bathroom are reserved for people with children or who might have children with them. This keeps them away from everyone else

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Curiosity wrote:

Note - the two bedrooms upstairs near the small bathroom are reserved for people with children or who might have children with them. This keeps them away from everyone else

Where are those? Is that in the main or smaller cottage?

myp · **Posted:** Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:06

Curiosity wrote:

Note - the two bedrooms upstairs near the small bathroom are reserved for people with children or who might have children with them. This keeps them away from everyone else

Don't complain when I put Deftones on in the snooker room at deafening volume though.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:08

American Nervoso wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Note - the two bedrooms upstairs near the small bathroom are reserved for people with children or who might have children with them. This keeps them away from everyone else

Don't complain when I put Deftones on in the snooker room at deafening volume though.

I won't complain; I'll just punch you in the face.

Mimi - they are up the stairs and then aaaaaall the way round to the left. Directly above the snooker room. Last year the rooms were occupied by my family in one room and Mr Dave/Ramsea in the other. This year the other may house Matilda if the Mali family choose to bring her.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:10

Still can't believe you didn't find that Smirnoff Ice I put under your fucking pillow.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:11

American Nervoso wrote:

Still can't believe you didn't find that Smirnoff Ice I put under your fucking pillow.

I was really tired!

myp · **Posted:** Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:13

Curiosity wrote:

American Nervoso wrote:

Still can't believe you didn't find that Smirnoff Ice I put under your fucking pillow.

I was really tired!

Actually I think you said you didn't sleep in your bed that night because Onnie was waking up a lot.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:27

Should MrsA pick up dishwasher tablets and bin vas?

myp · **Posted:** Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:28

Bin vas? Is that some kind of posh cheese?

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:48

Bin bags. Also there is 4g

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:52

MaliA wrote:

Bin bags. Also there is 4g

Which network?

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:53

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

American Nervoso wrote:

I'm sure you'll pack it like a pro.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Oct 17, 2014 13:21

MaliA wrote:

3

That won't be enough bin vas.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Oct 17, 2014 14:26

On my way, fuckers!

Malc · **Posted:** Fri Oct 17, 2014 14:52

In derby on a bus eta 15:45

Malc

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Oct 17, 2014 16:32

MaliA wrote:

Bin bags. Also there is 4g

So the Skype thing is on then, yeah?

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Sat Oct 18, 2014 21:05

A toast to Owen and time for the quiz.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

I'm home, roast beef is in the oven

Had a thoroughly excellent time as always, good to see everyone again.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Sun Oct 19, 2014 13:59

Aww, sorry we missed you.

Kern · **Posted:** Sun Oct 19, 2014 15:58

Great fun folks. Many many thanks to Curio for organising it and running the quiz, and to the cooks for a fantastic dinner. And of course, thanks to everyone for being the most excellent bunch of people on the Internet.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sun Oct 19, 2014 18:06

Thank you all so very much. Especially Curio for making it happen. And Trooper for thr help in the AMAZING NEW mafia tactic called "The Sweep" which is clearly genius.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

You can't beat the sweep.

GazChap · **Posted:** Sun Oct 19, 2014 18:39

David Alderton? Or Dale Winton?

"Next time you're at the Cottage, and you hear the *beep*; think of the fun you could be having, with the Mafia Sweep."

GazChap · **Posted:** Sun Oct 19, 2014 18:40

Kern wrote:

Great fun folks. Many many thanks to Curio for organising it and running the quiz, and to the cooks for a fantastic dinner. And of course, thanks to everyone for being the most excellent bunch of people on the Internet.

x 10.

myp · **Posted:** Sun Oct 19, 2014 23:18

I've just got home, you wonderful, beautiful bastards. Loved every minute of it. If there are a group of people more fun and caring than you lot, then I have yet to meet them.

:luv:

Now fuck off.

Jem · **Posted:** Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:17

Thank you to all who had a part in organising / feeding / etc. Had a bloody fantastic weekend, great fun.

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5155

Sorry I didn't get to call in. Was running late and would have needed to leave half an hour after arriving.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Currently at Cherwell services; post-holiday blues kicked in powerful fast so I'm scoffing a Danish pastry to attempt to simulate some serotonin. Also, coffee. I need all the coffee.

Slightly Green · **Joined:** 26th Aug, 2010 **Posts:** 2069

myp · **Posted:** Mon Oct 20, 2014 12:05

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

I'm scoffing a Danish pastry to attempt to simulate some serotonin.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Oct 20, 2014 12:34

Good cottage.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

Yeah, that journey was fun!

Anyway, second as usual. Great to see you all again. Lots of fun, and i really feel sorry for people who missed out on Johann Sebastian joust!

Also, I want a technohat!

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Cottage good.

Body hurty.

Can someone please tell me the name of the game that we played where four people dressed as toad chased the person with the gamepad on the WiiU?

myp · **Posted:** Mon Oct 20, 2014 12:40

Mimi wrote:

Can someone please tell me the name of the game that we played where four people dressed as toad chased the person with the gamepad on the WiiU?

Nintendoland - Mario Chase.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Super. Thank you x

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Oct 20, 2014 13:17

Currently on the M11.

Had a fantastic weekend. Thanks so much to everyone for being so brilliant.

Johann Sebastian Joust was a lot of fun, though personally I loved the Pole Riders game the most.

Technohat was amazeballs. Some great games of Last Night On Earth, Some Word Game That Other Matt Had (sample dialogue: "Name cities that are not capitals" ... "Cardiff"), Revolution, Ticket To Ride, Mafia and Cards Against Humanity.

Yay cottage!

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Oct 20, 2014 13:27

Journey home was hellish. Dave is very broken.

The Egg · **Joined:** 16th Aug, 2008 **Posts:** 412

Had an awesome weekend, thanks everyone. It was a pleasure to be in your company!

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Oct 20, 2014 14:01

I have video of you running, Egg.

GazChap · **Posted:** Mon Oct 20, 2014 14:04

Curiosity wrote:

Johann Sebastian Joust

What was this?? You didn't start riding the alpacas at each other while holding musical instruments, did you?

myp · **Posted:** Mon Oct 20, 2014 14:09

GazChap wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Johann Sebastian Joust

What was this?? You didn't start riding the alpacas at each other while holding musical instruments, did you?

BETTER

The Egg · **Joined:** 16th Aug, 2008 **Posts:** 412

Grim... wrote:

I have video of you running, Egg.

Oh, really?

myp · **Posted:** Mon Oct 20, 2014 14:28

Looked on Amazon to see how much Asda stiffed me for my Demolisher - it's £33, £6 more expensive!

Feels like a bargain now.

Malc · **Posted:** Mon Oct 20, 2014 15:32

Just waiting for the train to take me the last 10 miles home.

Amazing weekend with so many highlights there are too many to list whilst typing on a phone

Loved seeing everyone again and also meeting new people too.

Can't wait for next year and hopefully I won't need to call in so many favours next time.

Malc

Malc · **Posted:** Mon Oct 20, 2014 16:41

And home.

Malc

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

I not long ago finished unpacking. Not that it's taken me all this time, but I had to keep stopping for a little sit down.

I can't believe I didn't get slo-mo video of the Nerf autocannon doing its thing.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Excellent cottage. Great games, great drinking, great people. Cheers to you all.

Highlights were the game of Cards against Humanity that was non-stop hilarity, the quiz and scum as they always are, and the game of Last Night on Earth that basically went like this:

"Right, we have fifteen turns to search all these buildings for gasoline and car keys then get them back here to the car without being eaten by zombies!"
*card draw*
"You mean this gasoline?"
*card draw*
"And these car keys?"
"Right, er - sorted, heros win!"

".....braaains?"

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