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MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Last time Mr Chris was here grim wasn't!!!

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2014 21:58

I was so looking forward to showing you the site and it saying "yes", but I had to update it when I couldn't be there.

I asked Craster to show you and you told him to tell me to fuck off :'(

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Grim... wrote:

I was so looking forward to showing you the site and it saying "yes", but I had to update it when I couldn't be there.

I asked Craster to show you and you told him to tell me to fuck off :'(

I'm pretty sure that's not what actually happened, you know. You didn't update it and said you wouldn't cos it didn't count cos you weren't there, or so Cras told me.

Although... both of us only have his word for it, the devious machiavellian ginger love monkey.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2014 22:01

Well, not really, I mean, I updated it.

I could show you the SVN log, if you'd like?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

He told me you didn't! The bastard!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38460

Mimi wrote:

Mr Chris, are you real? Why do you never come out and play? I've never met you

Weren't you in Manchester back in the day?

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2014 22:46

He was indeed.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38460

And Mimi?

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:49

DavPaz wrote:

And Mimi?

Not unless Mr Chris went twice.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:40

Grim... wrote:

He was indeed.

He fell asleep, what a twat.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2014 12:28

Hello, lovelies.

Your two chefs for Friday night and Saturday morning would like to know how you'd feel about tossing £5 each into a "food and essentials" pot.

Normally this is covered in the "normal" payments, but either there are less people coming this year or it's costing more to rent them, or whatever.

If more people suddenly decide to come, this won't be a thing.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2014 12:41

That's ok by me.

And fewer, obv.

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2014 12:44

Fine by me.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2014 12:45

Sure.

Jem · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2014 13:39

OK with me

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Fuck you, I'm not putting in an extra fiver.

Wait.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2014 14:15

I'm probably going to need to sort out my own food unless it's somewhat lacking in gluten (unless I get some kind of indication that that isn't the cause of health problems.) but can put in if required.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2014 14:42

It wouldn't be hard to adjust Friday night to be non-gluten for you, if we go with our current thinking.

Obviously we can't tell you - it's a surprise.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2014 14:43

I demand gluten. All gluten, all the time.

GazChap · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2014 15:03

Fine with me. Assuming there's bacon involved.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

sure thing.

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

If I give you £5, will you send me bacon?

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Come and get it, FFS.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Also the bacon.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25586

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Mimi wrote:

b

Totes.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25586

Sorry. I navigated away wrongly

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25586

What are you making, can I eat it? can you PM me and let me know if I promise I won't tell anyone, even Russell? I only ask as you might think I can eat it when I, in fact, cannot eat it.

I remember when Craster made me mushrooms and I loved him so hard that I almost considered killing myself and eating it anyway, because he cared enough to make me mushrooms. Deathshrooms, as usually I like to think of them, but in this case, loveshrooms.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Loveshrooms are the best shrooms.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Sep 15, 2014 17:19

No fucking mushrooms in what I cook.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Fucking mushrooms. Like loveshrooms, but more direct.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Sep 19, 2014 8:56

Four weeks!

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22266

What time are folks arriving on the Friday? I've got the day off so will be there early afternoon I expect.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Same.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Sep 23, 2014 13:09

I'll be there a bit before Craster.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Grim... wrote:

I'll be there a bit before Craster.

Unless I turn the engine off and coast into a parking space, throwing myself out of the door into a perfect roll to standing.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Sep 23, 2014 13:29

I look forward to seeing that.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Me too, frankly.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Sep 23, 2014 14:26

Cras wrote:

Grim... wrote:

I'll be there a bit before Craster.

Unless I race into a parking space, swinging the car in a wide arc and skidding sideways, stepping coolly out of the door and shooting some suckas.

STFY

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Sep 23, 2014 14:43

MrsA is dropping me off mid afternoon before taking herself and Shitpants to the Grandparents. MrsA will join us on the Saturday. I have beer to bottle to bring!

TheFireFaerie · **Joined:** 1st Jul, 2012 **Posts:** 1609

I shall be there even earlier! Because I shall be travelling by mind power. And not in person. Le Boo.

But at least I won't have to eat horrible mushrooms!!! Gotta hold onto those silver linings

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Sep 23, 2014 22:05

Hmm
Not convinced by this.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Sep 24, 2014 13:22

TheFireFaerie wrote:

I shall be there even earlier! Because I shall be travelling by mind power. And not in person. Le Boo.

But at least I won't have to eat horrible mushrooms!!! Gotta hold onto those silver linings

?

TheFireFaerie · **Joined:** 1st Jul, 2012 **Posts:** 1609

MaliA wrote:

TheFireFaerie wrote:

I shall be there even earlier! Because I shall be travelling by mind power. And not in person. Le Boo.

But at least I won't have to eat horrible mushrooms!!! Gotta hold onto those silver linings

?

I'm not joining you, sadly!!

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Sep 24, 2014 20:34

Malc wrote:

I have 3 potential problems to overcome before I can be sure I can come:

1) Wife is working Friday night to Monday night that weekend
2) I am down to be on call 9-4 on the Saturday and Sunday
3) Money is tight at the moment (for train fare and food/drink)

Possible solutions:

1) Wife is trying to swap nights and sister-in-law might be able to come down and stay with is
2) Either I can swap my weekends or be on call from the cottage!
3) I can eat beans on toast for a month!

Malc

Update:

1) Wife is still trying to swap shifts (2 down, 2 to go) but sister in law can't come down and stay
2) I have swapped my weekend (it does mean doing 3 weekends in a row!)
3) I can probably afford to come, but i've never left booking train tickets this late before, hopefully they will be ok when/if my wife manages to swap the nights!

Malc

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Sep 24, 2014 20:43

Good effort, fella!

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:47

So soon!

I think they have removed the tennis court and changed the parking around, at least from what I can see on Google Maps.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

I fear change.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:40

Cras wrote:

I fear change.

However, you are now undefeated on that court and will be forever more.

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