Be Excellent To Each Other

Or a drawing of one

Is he nice then?

Amazed there's not been any Willoughby yet from Grim...

He may have been distracted you can just see the infinite loop now :

10 Grim... sees challenge
20 "Ah this is one for Holly - I'll just check and make sure I have the right image "
30 Many hours pass
40 Grim... logs back into Beex and goes to 10

It can't be just a picture off the internet. I expect him to craft a model of her from beard trimmings and blu-tak.

Perhaps he's concerned about appearing too one note?

Like that has ever bothered anyone on this forum.

Here's mine then.



And.



And Gosvgp, thanks, thanks again. Seriously, thanks.

oh my....

CHALLENGE COMMENCE!

Seems I'm getting made redundant soon. Man, I hate this firm. Anyhoo, a little background:

I work in a building with 3 floors. There's a gents toilets on the top floor and the bottom floor. Seems some stinky-bum was so stinky that they closed the bottom gents toilet for gents as the sensitive lady noses could smell the poo poo, so all the blokes have to come to the top floor. Don't worry, it wasn't me, I work on the top floor. Oh, and I give off a natural pine smell with my movements.

Then came the signs. At first, someone had printed off a notice about flushing, then about putting green paper in the toilet and so on. Obviously they were defaced amusingly.

Now we've got two laminate signs in a toilet about 3 square feet. It's a bit overkill and someone needs to be taught a lesson in comedy.

Obviously you can't draw on them but, perhaps, you could cover up letters or words with post-its to create an amusing phrase or word or something.

So help me be funny in my final days BEEX! What to do with these signs! Help me BEEX, you're my only hope. Help me BEEX, you're my only hope. Help me BEEX, you're my only hope. *turns off R2 unit*

Post-It at the end of the first one, covering the ? And saying "IAH?"

"Would you like to find this toilet a messiah?"

Maybe attach a copy of the Watchtower.

Daub "hear hear" in your own excrement underneath the signs. Keep doing it every time they clean it off. They'll have no idea who it was until after you've gone.

First one done.

Anymore?

"This is your toilet. There are many like it but this one is yours. Your toilet is your best friend. It is your life. You must master it as you must master your life. Your toilet, without you, is useless. Without your toilet you are useless"

For the second one, I'm thinking that since this is my toilet, I should help myself to it but that needs developing a bit I reckon.

I like it...

Bravo!

Now you need to work out which of your colleagues can actually make sense of the reference

Well, it's the Rifleman's Creed. I suspect there's more than a few references throughout the years.

Oh certainly. Pretty sure Full Metal Jacket is the only pop culture reference to it though.

Jarhead had it, too.

Maybe one of his colleagues will be an ex-Marine who will go mental

I think it needs sponsorship.
This notice brought to you by Domestos.

Or Krusovich.

Sponsored signage for tomorrow then. I'll put em up as they get took down.

There are probably more amusing (and less music quiz in jokey) sponsors to think of.

I'm feeling uninspired currently though.

"Unexpected turd in floor area!"

I saw this and thought of your challenge

Did anyone mention the post-its?

The Messiah lasted 2 hours before the boss had a shit and took it down. Never mentioned it to anyone though.

The other lasted 24 hours before he noticed it on the back of the door and took it down. Everyone else in the office loved em but knew it was me.

pokes thread

*poke*

Looks at calendar

*look*

I thought I had lost a day then!!

bump

Write a haiku about another BEEXer, but don't say who it is.

Others can guess!

King of westeros
On the iron throne he sits
Or used to at least

HI, BEEXERS! HELLO?
I'M DOWN HERE! CAN YOU SEE ME?
HERE I AM! SCIENCE!

gets breasts out for kicks
then cuppage is invited
dirty northern boy

Good old Aegon "Dragonbane" the Third. He doesn't post so much any more.

Launch! Fly my pretty
Oh shit. Where the fuck is it?
Better call the radio.

Mr Russell

Tour De France has bikes
Bikes, MrsA! bikes, barmaids!
Bikes, bikes, bikes, beer, bikes.

I bestride the world,
Giant T-shirt colossus
With meat tongs in hand.

A warm golden pate.
Lovely halo of auburn
Some may call ginger.

Historically warned
To tie down his kangaroo,
It bounced straight to jail.

Fuck off