Saturnalian wrote:
1. Killer is Dead(PS3); 2. Beyond: Two Souls (PS3); 3. Badland (iOS); 4. Another World (iOS); 5. Borderlands 2 (PS3); 6. Prince of Persia Classic (iOS); 7. Ni No Kuni (PS3); 8. Don't Look Back (iOS); 9. Metro: Last Light (PS3); 10. Contrast (PS4); 11. Last of Us DLC (PS3); 12. Outlast (PS4); 13. Killzone 4 (PS4); 14. Rayman Run (iOS); 15. Dead Space 3 (PS3); 16. Brothers: A Tale of 2 Brothers (PS3); 17. Dark Souls 2 (PS3); 18. Shelter (PC); 19. The Stanley Parable (PC); 20. David (iOS); 21. Papers, Please (PC); 22. VVVVVV (PC); 23. Cave Story+ (PC); 24. Gone Home (PC); 25. Antichamber (PC) 26. The Swapper (PC) 27. Sine Mora (Vita) 28. Pixeljunk: Shooter Ultimate (PS4) 29. Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs (PC) 30. 9.03m (PC) 31. Stick it to the Man (PS4). 32. Dark Souls 2 Sunken Crown DLC (PS3) 33. FEZ (PS4) 34. OMG ZOMBIES (PS Vita). 35. Metrico (PS Vita) 36. Crysis 3 (PS3). 37. Dark Souls 2 Iron Crown DLC (PS3) 38. Little Inferno (iOS) 39. Outlast: Whistleblower (PS4). 40. Dark Souls 2: Ivory King DLC (PS3). 41. Gunpoint (PC) 42. Kentucky Route Zero (PC) 43. Element4l (PC) 44. Blek (iOS) 45. Escape Plan (PS Vita) 46. Steamworld Dig (PS Vita) 47. Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare (PS4) 48. Dragons Crown (PS Vita) 49. Never Alone (PS4) 50. Strider (PS4) 51. Resogun (PS4). 52. Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes (PS4). 53. Alien: Isolation (PS4). 54. Gears of War: Judgement (360)
55. Sword & Scorcery EP (iOS). Graphically, this is pixel art done right. It's lovely in an Another World or Flashback kinda stylee. Musically it's lush. With the headphones on there were some cracking toons pumping out. The sound effects suited the pixel art and had some nice plinky plonky noises and 8-bit style effects; like the 8-Bit waterfall noise. All
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Same the story was largely bland nonsense. It's light hearted and well written (in its own way) but the main thrust of the story left me a bit cold.
Worse still it's broken to a point on my iPhone 5S. There's a bit when you change the moon cycle. You sit on a chair and wait for the moon to change and get up. Simples. But I can't get up on the dark moon cycle so I can't do the dark moon bit. The game then gives you a hint that you have to change the time in the app settings as an alternative!? The fuck. But the app settings are empty so I'm altering the phone date and time to move the time along. 12 o'clock, 1 o'clock, 2 o'clock. It's not fucking working. I've played it for about 2 hours I guess now so I have to resort to a walkthrough. Seems I was right: sit in the chair or change the time. The walkthrough did suggest when I'd know I'd got it as the screen would go dark blue. So I leave it at 12 midnight and change the dates... tomorrow, the day after, the day after that. 9 days later and it finally works. What a load of random, stupid tedious bullshit. There's no need for it whatsoever. What-so-ever. Up until this point it was plain sailing and, in fact, really easy. Then this!? The difficulty curve just went through the roof. This obtuse puzzle out the way I crack on and I've no problems whatsoever again. Finish the dark moon and reset my clock. Tedious fuckers. Then I come across one more puzzle: I'm in the right place holding everything that I need pressing the screen but, after, like, 3 hours playing and never doing this before I'm expected to shake the iPhone. Not once have I done it. Not once did it tell me to do it. No clue, no where. Yeah, I went back to the guide. Fuckers.
Then I rattled through and finished it. I fucking hate these obtuse puzzles. Just because you've got a phone with multiple functions doesn't mean that I have to shake, rattle and roll the fucker for every game. You want me to do something I haven't done before THEN GIVE ME A FUCKING HINT. It's all to happy to tell me to turn the screen to fight so why not a clue to shake the screen violently for THAT ONE TIME IN THE ENTIRE GAME.
Really spoiled it for me them two bits.
I couldn't care less about the ending, the music or anything else after that.
Apparently the same people are doing a game for the XBONE though with the same art style. Should be really nice if they sort themselves the fuck out.
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