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Author:  Trooper [ Wed Oct 30, 2013 16:56 ]
Post subject:  Re: Doppleganger adventures

Mr Russell wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Mr Russell wrote:
Don't forget it could be the person sending the email typing it wrong as well.


Could be, but it happens too often for the Aussie guy for that, I think.
I'd really like to know what his real email address is, to see quite how close it is to mine.

Unless it was your typo he's called Niel so could still be people at either end mistyping.


That was the second email, in the first he was called Neil. I suspect the Niel in the second email is a typo.

Author:  Cras [ Wed Oct 30, 2013 21:23 ]
Post subject:  Re: Doppleganger adventures

Surprise twist: Troops is actually a disassociative schizophrenic and the emails are in fact actually to 'him'.

Author:  Trooper [ Wed Oct 30, 2013 21:28 ]
Post subject:  Re: Doppleganger adventures

That would at least explain the blood spatters.

Author:  Trooper [ Sun Nov 03, 2013 23:15 ]
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More fun from the Aussie.

"Hi Neil,

We are hosting a telephone town hall for Dogwood supporters the evening of Tuesday Nov. 5 at 7 p.m. PST/8 p.m. MST. Expect a call from us at that time so we can get your feedback and offer you the inside scoop on our No Tankers and Beyond Coal campaigns.

What we’ll cover on the call:

We’ll report-back on our first-ever supporter survey.
We’ll review recent successes of the No Tankers campaign and present where we think the campaign needs to go in order to be successful.
We’ll recap the first six months of the Beyond Coal campaign, including recent victories and a look at the challenges ahead.
Most of all, we’d like to hear from you, answer your questions and let you hear from others who care deeply about their communities and democracy.

We know it’s a busy time of year. If you would rather not participate in the call, you can simply hang up at any time. If you have a question, please reply to this e-mail.

Thanks for your support.

Sincerely,

Lyndsey Easton
Communications Coordinator"

Author:  Mr Russell [ Sun Nov 03, 2013 23:43 ]
Post subject:  Re: Doppleganger adventures

I have a question, Lyndsey. Why, when your entire job involves coordinating communications, can you not get a guy's email address correct?

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:32 ]
Post subject:  Re: Doppleganger adventures

Dogwood?

Author:  Bobbyaro [ Mon Nov 04, 2013 9:05 ]
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We know it’s a busy time of year. If you would rather not participate in the call, you can simply hang up at any time. If you have a question, please reply to this e-mail.

Weird!

Author:  Trooper [ Mon Nov 04, 2013 9:20 ]
Post subject:  Re: Doppleganger adventures

Grim... wrote:
Dogwood?


:shrug:

Author:  DavPaz [ Mon Nov 04, 2013 9:22 ]
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Sounds like a mass teleconference. Nice and low tech out in Dogwood

Author:  Trooper [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 12:38 ]
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Oooh, we have a new player!

Quote:
Your order has been received.
Thank you for shopping at NFLShop.com. You will receive another email containing tracking information once your order ships. Please note that orders being shipped with multiple items may be shipped in separate boxes, with no additional shipping charges.

Order Number:
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$31.95

Denver Broncos Pumpkin Carving Kit
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$9.95

Denver Broncos Bark Snowman Ornament
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Denver Broncos Ladies Enamour Chemise - Black
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Denver fucking broncos! This is the worst one yet!

Author:  Mr Russell [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 13:32 ]
Post subject:  Re: Doppleganger adventures

I had a wedding invitation this morning intended for Chris Russell.

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 13:42 ]
Post subject:  Re: Doppleganger adventures

You're going, right?

Author:  Mimi [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 13:44 ]
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Grim... wrote:
You're going, right?

Too right we are.

Author:  Mr Russell [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 14:15 ]
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Just received an e-card for Colin Russell as well.

Author:  Mimi [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 14:16 ]
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All of Colin Russell's aquaintances are right cheapskates

Author:  Curiosity [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 14:36 ]
Post subject:  Re: Doppleganger adventures

Trooper wrote:
Oooh, we have a new player!

Quote:
Your order has been received.
Thank you for shopping at NFLShop.com. You will receive another email containing tracking information once your order ships. Please note that orders being shipped with multiple items may be shipped in separate boxes, with no additional shipping charges.

Order Number:
w-997801697

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION PRICE

Nike Denver Broncos 2013 AFC West Division Champions Ladies T-Shirt - Navy Blue
Item#:1623648
Size:M
Quantity: 1
This is a special event item. Orders containing this item will be held and shipped no later than Thursday, January 2nd. $27.95

Denver Broncos Ladies Jazzed Up II Long Sleeve T-Shirt - Navy Blue
Item#:796562
Size:M
Quantity: 1
$25.95

Nike Eric Decker Denver Broncos Ladies Player Name And Number T-Shirt - Orange
Item#:1558562
Size:M
Quantity: 1
$31.95

Denver Broncos Pumpkin Carving Kit
Item#:166463
Size:NO SIZE
Quantity: 1
$9.95

Denver Broncos Bark Snowman Ornament
Item#:1287343
Size:NO SIZE
Quantity: 1
$9.95

Denver Broncos Ladies Enamour Chemise - Black
Item#:1327600
Size:L
Quantity: 1
$39.95

Denver Broncos Mickey Mouse Uniform Hugger Blanket
Item#:1315855
Size:NO SIZE
Quantity: 1
$24.95



Denver fucking broncos! This is the worst one yet!


Broncos are awesome! Manning just broke the TD record!

Author:  Pundabaya [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 14:55 ]
Post subject:  Re: Doppleganger adventures

NotTrooper is ace . Can we organise an exchange?

Author:  nickachu [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 16:52 ]
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Eric Decker also holds the record for most td reception s in a game with 4

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 17:12 ]
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nickachu wrote:
Eric Decker also holds the record for most td reception s in a game with 4

This is a forum full of nerds.

We're now trying to figure out what a HTML table cell has to do with anything.

Author:  throughsilver [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 20:05 ]
Post subject:  Re: Doppleganger adventures

Curiositree wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Oooh, we have a new player!

Quote:
Your order has been received.
Thank you for shopping at NFLShop.com. You will receive another email containing tracking information once your order ships. Please note that orders being shipped with multiple items may be shipped in separate boxes, with no additional shipping charges.

Order Number:
w-997801697

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION PRICE

Nike Denver Broncos 2013 AFC West Division Champions Ladies T-Shirt - Navy Blue
Item#:1623648
Size:M
Quantity: 1
This is a special event item. Orders containing this item will be held and shipped no later than Thursday, January 2nd. $27.95

Denver Broncos Ladies Jazzed Up II Long Sleeve T-Shirt - Navy Blue
Item#:796562
Size:M
Quantity: 1
$25.95

Nike Eric Decker Denver Broncos Ladies Player Name And Number T-Shirt - Orange
Item#:1558562
Size:M
Quantity: 1
$31.95

Denver Broncos Pumpkin Carving Kit
Item#:166463
Size:NO SIZE
Quantity: 1
$9.95

Denver Broncos Bark Snowman Ornament
Item#:1287343
Size:NO SIZE
Quantity: 1
$9.95

Denver Broncos Ladies Enamour Chemise - Black
Item#:1327600
Size:L
Quantity: 1
$39.95

Denver Broncos Mickey Mouse Uniform Hugger Blanket
Item#:1315855
Size:NO SIZE
Quantity: 1
$24.95



Denver fucking broncos! This is the worst one yet!


Broncos are awesome! Manning just broke the TD record!

You just don't understand football, Marge.

Author:  Trooper [ Sat Dec 28, 2013 11:38 ]
Post subject:  Re: Doppleganger adventures

Just this today. Nothing else in the email, just the picture.

Attachment:
photo.JPG


There is something mildly sinister about that...

Author:  nickachu [ Sat Dec 28, 2013 11:45 ]
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I hope you get it.

It looks fun.

Author:  DavPaz [ Sat Dec 28, 2013 14:12 ]
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Flood proof house! Built in waterside!

Author:  Mimi [ Sun Dec 29, 2013 13:22 ]
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It looks sinister because the ladder is the same height as the door but only had three rungs, so you'd be climbing some very high ladder rungs to get in.

I'd live there, even if I had to climb up the slide to get in.

Author:  Satsuma [ Sun Dec 29, 2013 14:39 ]
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Is it situated in Super Mario Galaxy?

Author:  Trooper [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:47 ]
Post subject:  Re: Doppleganger adventures

"When you have time, I would really appreciate your expert help in better fitting out our bedroom walk-in wardrobe. As you saw, the current metal poles are barely taking the strain of my ever expanding wardrobe.

All the best

Mark"

Author:  Curiosity [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:02 ]
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"Hi Mark,

I'll be right over."

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:04 ]
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Curiositree wrote:
"Hi Mark,

I'll be right over. Get the beers in!"

Author:  Trooper [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:10 ]
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Expert help, none the less. Is there no end to my talents.

Author:  TheVision [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:24 ]
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Maybe he's done this one on purpose, I mean.. Who wants to give up their time to fix a walk in wardrobe? Not me that's for sure.

Author:  Mr Russell [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:33 ]
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"Hi Mark, you can afford a walk in wardrobe. Stop being a tight-arse and pay a professional."

Author:  Bobbyaro [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 12:07 ]
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"Hi mark, I have had a review, and think it will require more work than initially thought. Namely, the structure of the poles will need a more thorough grounding, else you will just end up with the same problem again. Unfortunately this will require a significant initial outlay; could you transfer $500 to my bank, please <insert paypal details here>. I will get the work done as soon as the equipment arrives.

Love and hugs"

Author:  Satsuma [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 12:29 ]
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:D love it.

Author:  Kern [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 12:48 ]
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'There's ample room behind those heavy fur coats.'

Author:  Cras [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 14:59 ]
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"Mark,

You and I both know that I saw what you're keeping in that wardrobe. I think it's safest for both of us if we no longer communicate with each other, and just lie low for a while. Good luck."

Author:  Trooper [ Fri Feb 28, 2014 12:14 ]
Post subject:  Re: Doppleganger adventures

According to the nice little message facebook has sent me, it's his birthday.

I think i'll email him my best wishes.

Oh... wait.

Author:  Trooper [ Tue Sep 02, 2014 14:51 ]
Post subject:  Re: Doppleganger adventures

"Dear Neil,


Please find attached the signature page for signing so as we can withdrawal the maximum cash out of your frozen fund. After signing you can scan and email back or send through the mail. Could you also provide the banking details in which you would like the funds to be deposited into.

If you have any questions regarding this please don’t hesitate to call the office.
"

Frozen funds eh?

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Sep 02, 2014 14:52 ]
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I assume you have questions? Call the office.

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Sep 02, 2014 14:55 ]
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Grim... wrote:
I assume you have questions? Call the office.


"Can you verify my mother's maiden name and first line of my address, please?"
"What is 8*7?"
"I'm Bobbin, are you my mother?"

Author:  Trooper [ Tue Sep 02, 2014 14:55 ]
Post subject:  Re: Doppleganger adventures

Grim... wrote:
I assume you have questions? Call the office.


It's in Australia, I don't speak Australian.

Author:  TheVision [ Tue Sep 02, 2014 15:27 ]
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This is crazy. Surely he'd notice an important email like that was missing?

Author:  Bobbyaro [ Wed Sep 03, 2014 12:22 ]
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Maybe he will notice when the money is missing!

Author:  MaliA [ Wed Sep 03, 2014 15:54 ]
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Trooper wrote:
Grim... wrote:
I assume you have questions? Call the office.


It's in Australia, I don't speak Australian.


"Können Sie überprüfen, mein Mädchenname der Mutter und der ersten Zeile des Adress, bitte?"
"Was ist 8 * 7?"
"Ich bin Bobbin, du bist meine Mutter?"

Author:  Trooper [ Mon Nov 10, 2014 14:37 ]
Post subject:  Re: Doppleganger adventures

Roman is graduating from year 6 soon! Exciting times, he is moving up to Youth.
I've been asked if I want to attend the graduation ceremony, but I think the cost of the flight to Oz will be prohibitive.

Author:  krazywookie [ Mon Nov 10, 2014 18:03 ]
Post subject:  Re: Doppleganger adventures

You obviously just don't love him enough :'(

Author:  Sir Taxalot [ Mon Nov 10, 2014 23:03 ]
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Quote:
I've been asked if I want to attend the graduation ceremony, but I think the cost of the flight to Oz will be prohibitive.


If only you'd recovered the maximum cash out of the frozen fund.

Author:  RBR2 [ Mon Nov 10, 2014 23:32 ]
Post subject:  Re: Doppleganger adventures

:insincere:

Author:  RBR2 [ Mon Nov 10, 2014 23:35 ]
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:insincere:

Author:  KovacsC [ Tue Nov 11, 2014 0:10 ]
Post subject:  Re: Doppleganger adventures

mrak wrote:
Oh man. I've just spotted this thread. As an early adopter to Gmail I managed to get my actual name so for nigh on ten years I've been warding off similar from people all over the place. I did some *terrible* things, especially early on when I wasn't sure I wanted to move over to Gmail from Hotmail and before I realised exactly what was happening and assumed this was some kind of elaborate phishing scam. Proper actual career-ruining stuff. :(

You can't leave us hanging.

Author:  Sir Taxalot [ Tue Nov 11, 2014 5:57 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
mrak wrote:
Oh man. I've just spotted this thread. As an early adopter to Gmail I managed to get my actual name so for nigh on ten years I've been warding off similar from people all over the place. I did some *terrible* things, especially early on when I wasn't sure I wanted to move over to Gmail from Hotmail and before I realised exactly what was happening and assumed this was some kind of elaborate phishing scam. Proper actual career-ruining stuff. :(

You can't leave us hanging.


Yeah, I really want to know too...

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