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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 18:03 
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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:32 
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Dear Ross

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 13:00 
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Mrs Fop had a good one of these the other day. Somewhere in deepest Kansas, a lonely farmhand is weeping because she thinks nobody on FarmersOnly is interested.


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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
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Poor Cowgirl10100847 :'(

Mrs Squirt got something similar a while back, but instead of someone wondering why their FarmersOnly.com post wasn't getting any replies, it was someone wondering why their BDSM-sluts.com ad wasn't. Or at least she claimed hat why she was getting all those messages...


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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 13:12 
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Not a very unique username there.

You'd think the fact that 10100846 other people had chosen it first would be a clue.

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
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10 million single cowgirls is my kind of party.

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
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Poor Cowgirl10100847 :'(

Mrs Squirt got something similar a while back, but instead of someone wondering why their FarmersOnly.com post wasn't getting any replies, it was someone wondering why their BDSM-sluts.com ad wasn't. Or at least she claimed hat why she was getting all those messages...

Mimi always raises her eyebrows similarly when I get the "you've signed up for Local MILF Zone" style emails.

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
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10 million single cowgirls is my kind of party.

There are no cowgirls in space.

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
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http://Www.space-cowgirls.co.uk

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
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Cras wrote:
10 million single cowgirls is my kind of party.

...and all I need is a knife.

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
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Poor Cowgirl10100847 :'(

Mrs Squirt got something similar a while back, but instead of someone wondering why their FarmersOnly.com post wasn't getting any replies, it was someone wondering why their BDSM-sluts.com ad wasn't. Or at least she claimed hat why she was getting all those messages...

Mimi always raises her eyebrows similarly when I get the "you've signed up for Local MILF Zone" style emails.

And so she should you dirty little bastard.

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
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Zardoz wrote:
Cras wrote:
10 million single cowgirls is my kind of party.

...and all I need is a knife.


Speaking of which, Patricia Cornwell was on the wireless, yesterday, talking about her new book. She's been looking into Jack the Ripper and has spent about seven million spondoolicks on this. Thing is, she was asked why Jack the Ripper where there are other unsolved murders, and she gave an answer about families finally finding answers and the like. I think she should have said "Because I am very rich and this is my hobby".

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 17:40 
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If you were going to sign up for a Find My iPhone style service for Android you'd pick one where they verify your email address first, right?

Otherwise they might let someone (me) log into your phone and see all your call logs, contacts and then that certain someone (me) might (will) play a 60 second scream on your device to helpfully aid you in locating it.

Someone (me) will not be so cruel as to remote wipe the phone, even though the option is there. :/

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
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Mr Russell wrote:
Otherwise they might let someone (me) log into your phone and see all your call logs, contacts and then that certain someone (me) might (will) play a 60 second scream on your device to helpfully aid you in locating it.

Someone (me) will not be so cruel as to remote wipe the phone, even though the option is there. :/


Superb.

Can you set up custom ringtones? Perhaps 'Mr Blobby' for family members, a sound clip for particular Meg Ryan scene for work calls, and a high-pitch dog whistle for everyone else?


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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
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I have no idea why anyone uses anything but https://www.google.com/android/find?u=0

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
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Grim... wrote:
I have no idea why anyone uses anything but https://www.google.com/android/find?u=0

This one was called Lookout, so avoid that :)

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