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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 13:35 
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I've looked at that and it looks like the only way to cancel it is to return it when it arrives.

There must be something I can do...

You have their address?

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Good afternoon Colin,

I am pleased to report that I received your letter today regarding Sponsorship for the Art Sale. At least we now know that you have the correct address, where the previous letter vanished to is anyone’s guess.

I’ll organise a cheque and forward that on for your attention.

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My dads name is Colin. Let me have the cheque and I'll cash it for you.


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My dads name is Colin. Let me have the cheque and I'll cash it for you.


I see from the xboxone pics that your last name is Taylor. My dad was also called Colin Taylor. What a coincidence.

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
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He gets around, that Colin Taylor, breeding nerds wherever he goes.

Play nicely with your brother.

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But he started it! He looked at me funny.

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Hnnnnh. So unfair!

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
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Prepare for takeoff: Your Las Vegas itinerary
Air itinerary
Air Confirmation Passenger
9286KL Janis Neishuler
9Y9ZCL Russell Arslan
Date Flight Departure/Arrival
Thu Sep 22 323 Depart Burbank (BUR) on Southwest Airlines at 11:15 AM. Arrive in Las Vegas (LAS) at 12:15 PM.
Sun Sep 25 3120 Depart Las Vegas (LAS) on Southwest Airlines at 11:45 AM. Arrive in Burbank (BUR) at 12:50 PM.


Not really the sort of thing you want to send to the wrong person I guess.

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
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More likely spam than mistaken identity, but I loved this email I got:

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I have provided naturopathic and pharmaceutical consultation for your parents over the past 2 years.
I am wishing to talk to you about understanding the electronics required to build a multiwave oscillator.
I realise you are busy.
Please call on 0424166892 when available
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Peter Clarke N.D B.Sc B.Pharm


Great Scott!

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More likely spam than mistaken identity, but I loved this email I got:

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Hello Andrew,
I have provided naturopathic and pharmaceutical consultation for your parents over the past 2 years.
I am wishing to talk to you about understanding the electronics required to build a multiwave oscillator.
I realise you are busy.
Please call on 0424166892 when available
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Very Best
Peter Clarke N.D B.Sc B.Pharm


Great Scott!


You have to reply to this.

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
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Given my experience with Debenhams and trying to return something that you incorrectly received, I bid you good luck.

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
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Subject: Summary of Your Enquiries

Hi Matt,
Here are the clinics you contacted recently.

Caduceus Medica Infectious Disease Clinic
0917 574 0455, Medical Plaza, Ort, Pasig City, Philippines, 1605, Philippines
caduceus.medica.infectious.disease.clin ... clinic.com

Johnvier Laboratory Clinic
(02) 534 3816, Main branch : 611 unit D Boni avenue Mandaluyong City, (Beside mang inasal ), Other branch: Blk.22 Hi-way welfareville, Martinez st., Addition hills Mandaluyong, City 1550, Philippines
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St. Claire Medical Center Urology Clinic
(02) 624 9378, ST. CLAIRE MEDICAL CENTER, DIAN ST., MAKATI CITY, Philippines
st.claire.medical.center.urology.clinic ... clinic.com


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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 20:32 
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I got something entirely in Hebrew earlier. I haven't bothered to translate it


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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
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I got something entirely in Hebrew earlier. I haven't bothered to translate it

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 0:44 
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I got something entirely in Hebrew earlier. I haven't bothered to translate it

Translation: Praise the big headed one. Praise him with great praise. His moon sized bonce is glorious.

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It appears you've started a cult.


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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 21:37 
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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:16 
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Hi Russ/Gaynor

Here 'tis! Hope this will be ok, let me know if not and I can re-jig it!

Hope you are both well.

Catch u later.

Horiana Gear | Tauranga Office Manager
Sanford Ltd


Attached was a letter confirming that Russell Cuddihey has moved to Australia as of September 2016.

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Oh God, and now three more with variations of "try this one", and "has this worked?"

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:23 
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As long as I know how to filter email I know I'll stay alive.

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Poor Kaiser won't get his flea treatment.
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Mr R Cudding
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Mount Sheridan QLD 4868

Dear Mr Cudding

Kaiser needs Flea Prevention

Our Records indicate that Kaiser is now due for flea and tick prevention. To prevent infestations occurring due to missed treatments we recommend you use flea and tick preventatives all year round. Don’t wait until your pet starts scratching, adult fleas lay up to 50 eggs per day.
Paralysis ticks are one of the biggest risks faced by Cairns pets. One bite from a paralysis tick can be fatal.
Don’t take the risk, call into one of our conveniently located clinics and pick up your prevention today.
If you have received this reminder by post can you please help us save the environment by providing us with your email address so that we can send your reminders electronically. Email us at [email protected]. Thank you.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 10:27 
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In other news: Steak Takeaway.

Steakaway!

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Outback Steakhouse - Florence
Curbside Take-Away® Time
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12/15/2016
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Restaurant Location:
110 Dunbarton Drive
Florence, SC 29501
(843) 679-0055
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: Cheese
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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
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You Have just put your doppelganger's phone number up.

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Outback Steakhouse in Florence

Christ it looks bleak there.

If you pan around, all you can see are landmarks to more fast food restaurants.


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Bobbyaro wrote:
You Have just put your doppelganger's phone number up.

Yep, the previous chap with the vet appointments I put their postal address up.

Those are getting annoying now, as I keep getting messages to sign into their secure messaging center as there is a message waiting. Can't access it, can't turn off the alert.

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Outback Steakhouse in Florence

Christ it looks bleak there.

If you pan around, all you can see are landmarks to more fast food restaurants.


That looks like every kind of edge-of-town food stop I've ever eaten in when in the colonies.

I quite like Wendy's, and Crackerbarrel's faux old-timey charm is more pleasant to pull into after five hours than a British service station ever could be.


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Bobbyaro wrote:
You Have just put your doppelganger's phone number up.

Yep, the previous chap with the vet appointments I put their postal address up.

Those are getting annoying now, as I keep getting messages to sign into their secure messaging center as there is a message waiting. Can't access it, can't turn off the alert.

Can you chuck on a filter?


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Mr Dave wrote:
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Bobbyaro wrote:
You Have just put your doppelganger's phone number up.

Yep, the previous chap with the vet appointments I put their postal address up.

Those are getting annoying now, as I keep getting messages to sign into their secure messaging center as there is a message waiting. Can't access it, can't turn off the alert.

Can you chuck on a filter?

Well, annoying is a strong word.

I mostly access my email off my phone, so it takes a lot to get me to log in and create a filter instead of just long swiping to the left. So, yes annoying, but I'm also lazy.

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If anyone wants to know what Colin Russell is reading in the Christmas Eve carol service I have his PowerPoint.

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Attend service and shout each line before he says it.Then claim you are from the future. Then, shout "wrong timeline!" And cheese it.

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Also, is it a 'good' PowerPoint or do they do bad things with transitions?


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I didn't read it in such great detail. I informed the sender they'd sent it to the wrong person so as to avoid a Christmas disaster.

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He's not learning :)


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He's not learning :)


Brilliant

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He's not learning :)


dare i ask what bellendean.jpg is a picture of?


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Fortunately it didn't download :)

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He's not learning :)


I can't figure out this, has someone you responded to telling them it wasn't the right person, basically replied to you as though you were the other person?

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