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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 13:35 
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I've looked at that and it looks like the only way to cancel it is to return it when it arrives.

There must be something I can do...

You have their address?

Send them a Bon Jovi cover. "You give Love Glaswegians a Bad Name"


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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 17:41 
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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2016 14:22 
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Good afternoon Colin,

I am pleased to report that I received your letter today regarding Sponsorship for the Art Sale. At least we now know that you have the correct address, where the previous letter vanished to is anyone’s guess.

I’ll organise a cheque and forward that on for your attention.

Kind regards,

Andy

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2016 14:46 
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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2016 14:52 
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My dads name is Colin. Let me have the cheque and I'll cash it for you.


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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2016 23:30 
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My dads name is Colin. Let me have the cheque and I'll cash it for you.


I see from the xboxone pics that your last name is Taylor. My dad was also called Colin Taylor. What a coincidence.

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
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He gets around, that Colin Taylor, breeding nerds wherever he goes.

Play nicely with your brother.

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2016 9:20 
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But he started it! He looked at me funny.

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2016 9:48 
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Hnnnnh. So unfair!

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2016 9:55 
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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2016 11:21 
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But....

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2016 21:31 

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 8:14 
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Prepare for takeoff: Your Las Vegas itinerary
Air itinerary
Air Confirmation Passenger
9286KL Janis Neishuler
9Y9ZCL Russell Arslan
Date Flight Departure/Arrival
Thu Sep 22 323 Depart Burbank (BUR) on Southwest Airlines at 11:15 AM. Arrive in Las Vegas (LAS) at 12:15 PM.
Sun Sep 25 3120 Depart Las Vegas (LAS) on Southwest Airlines at 11:45 AM. Arrive in Burbank (BUR) at 12:50 PM.


Not really the sort of thing you want to send to the wrong person I guess.

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 16:43 
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More likely spam than mistaken identity, but I loved this email I got:

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Hello Andrew,
I have provided naturopathic and pharmaceutical consultation for your parents over the past 2 years.
I am wishing to talk to you about understanding the electronics required to build a multiwave oscillator.
I realise you are busy.
Please call on 0424166892 when available
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Very Best
Peter Clarke N.D B.Sc B.Pharm


Great Scott!

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 16:44 
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More likely spam than mistaken identity, but I loved this email I got:

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Hello Andrew,
I have provided naturopathic and pharmaceutical consultation for your parents over the past 2 years.
I am wishing to talk to you about understanding the electronics required to build a multiwave oscillator.
I realise you are busy.
Please call on 0424166892 when available
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Very Best
Peter Clarke N.D B.Sc B.Pharm


Great Scott!


You have to reply to this.

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 17:21 
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Given my experience with Debenhams and trying to return something that you incorrectly received, I bid you good luck.

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 17:25 
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Subject: Summary of Your Enquiries

Hi Matt,
Here are the clinics you contacted recently.

Caduceus Medica Infectious Disease Clinic
0917 574 0455, Medical Plaza, Ort, Pasig City, Philippines, 1605, Philippines
caduceus.medica.infectious.disease.clin ... clinic.com

Johnvier Laboratory Clinic
(02) 534 3816, Main branch : 611 unit D Boni avenue Mandaluyong City, (Beside mang inasal ), Other branch: Blk.22 Hi-way welfareville, Martinez st., Addition hills Mandaluyong, City 1550, Philippines
normie.villarico@clinics.whatclinic.com

St. Claire Medical Center Urology Clinic
(02) 624 9378, ST. CLAIRE MEDICAL CENTER, DIAN ST., MAKATI CITY, Philippines
st.claire.medical.center.urology.clinic ... clinic.com


Ruh-roh.

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 17:30 
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Amazing!

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 20:32 
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I got something entirely in Hebrew earlier. I haven't bothered to translate it


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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 20:45 
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I got something entirely in Hebrew earlier. I haven't bothered to translate it

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 0:44 
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I got something entirely in Hebrew earlier. I haven't bothered to translate it

Translation: Praise the big headed one. Praise him with great praise. His moon sized bonce is glorious.

etc etc.

It appears you've started a cult.


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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 21:37 
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I appear to be a painter/decorator type in Chippenham. I have replied to emails asking for quotes explaining how I am mighty Intergalactic buccaneer but hope that they get their hallway redone

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 22:18 
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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:16 
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Hi Russ/Gaynor

Here 'tis! Hope this will be ok, let me know if not and I can re-jig it!

Hope you are both well.

Catch u later.

Horiana Gear | Tauranga Office Manager
Sanford Ltd


Attached was a letter confirming that Russell Cuddihey has moved to Australia as of September 2016.

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:18 
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Oh God, and now three more with variations of "try this one", and "has this worked?"

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:19 
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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:23 
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As long as I know how to filter email I know I'll stay alive.

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 Post subject: Re: Doppelganger adventures
PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 12:38 
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Poor Kaiser won't get his flea treatment.
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15 November, 2016
Mr R Cudding
PO Box 14305
Mount Sheridan QLD 4868

Dear Mr Cudding

Kaiser needs Flea Prevention

Our Records indicate that Kaiser is now due for flea and tick prevention. To prevent infestations occurring due to missed treatments we recommend you use flea and tick preventatives all year round. Don’t wait until your pet starts scratching, adult fleas lay up to 50 eggs per day.
Paralysis ticks are one of the biggest risks faced by Cairns pets. One bite from a paralysis tick can be fatal.
Don’t take the risk, call into one of our conveniently located clinics and pick up your prevention today.
If you have received this reminder by post can you please help us save the environment by providing us with your email address so that we can send your reminders electronically. Email us at reception@cairnsvet.com.au. Thank you.

Note our business hours:
PLEASE NOTE THAT FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE WE NOW TAKE APPOINTMENTS AT ALL CLINICS

CAIRNS VET CLINIC 4032-9999
Monday - Friday: 8:30am-6:30pm
Saturday Morning: 8:30am-12:00 mid

GORDONVALE VET SURGERY 4032-9988
Monday - Friday: 8:30am-5:00pm
Saturday Morning: 8:30am-12:00 mid

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