Bits & Bobs 39

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Go go go!

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22266

Obviously, the opposite of an ID card, is no ID card.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

This thread was nearly called "Mr Chris and his magical pants" for no reason other than it sounded good.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6507

Thats just the absence of an ID card. The opposite would be a card that makes it *harder* for people to know who you are.

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 16:03

Squirt wrote:

Thats just the absence of an ID card. The opposite would be a card that makes it *harder* for people to know who you are.

Kind of like a Royal Mail "While you were out" card?

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 16:06

Squirt wrote:

Thats just the absence of an ID card. The opposite would be a card that makes it *harder* for people to know who you are.

Speaking of which:

Imagine we are playing Articulate at a cottage with our friends and it is about 8pm and we are not that drunk, and you are all me, and I'll, briefly, for the purposes of this anecdote, pretend to be MrsA*. The turn begins and I turn over the first card:

"He should be in cluedo but he isn't!" <triumphant smile> <variations on this theme follow>

First to guess in thirty seconds wins a prize.

*Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start

Articulate answer

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"General Custer"

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14487

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14487

Chinnys first B&B since November 2008 !

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 16:38

Next time it will actually be a top 40!

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22266

Squirt wrote:

Thats just the absence of an ID card. The opposite would be a card that makes it *harder* for people to know who you are.

What's the opposite of white?
What's the opposite of dark?
What's the opposite of full?

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6507

Trooper wrote:

Squirt wrote:

Thats just the absence of an ID card. The opposite would be a card that makes it *harder* for people to know who you are.

What's the opposite of white?
What's the opposite of dark?
What's the opposite of full?

This is just further examples of areas where the rest of the world is wrong and I'm right.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

zaphod79 wrote:

Chinnys first B&B since November 2008 !

I know! Been close many times and I always miss out.

My turn again in 2017!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I think that second example should have been "what's the opposite of light", but you're still wrong.

Because by your reasoning anything that doesn't involve an ID card, even "a note from my mum", would be the opposite to an ID card because there is an absence of an ID card. Which is clearly silly.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22266

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

I think that second example should have been "what's the opposite of light", but you're still wrong.

Because by your reasoning anything that doesn't involve an ID card, even "a note from my mum", would be the opposite to an ID card because there is an absence of an ID card. Which is clearly silly.

Have you been looking at my plans?

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 18:02

TR1 signed. Sale pretty much done.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Woah, that's a big step without getting the house signed off by the Beex Hivemind.

Malc · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 23:24

Thanks for all the birthday wishes yesterday.

Today's trip to the moors and Friday's to the zoo has/had been canceld due to the weather, but still having an awesome 4 days off.

Malc

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 23:26

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Woah, that's a big step without getting the house signed off by the Beex Hivemind.

Yes, to celebrate, I'm watching youtube videos from something called DEFCON CONFERENCE that is about Hackers and they are NICE PEOPLE REALLY. And MrsA called me up form Buxton to talk about "meal options for guests" at half past nine. It was a short conversation.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 23:31

Most of this sort of make my head hurt as nobody is dressed like Craster.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Malc wrote:

Thanks for all the birthday wishes yesterday.

Today's trip to the moors and Friday's to the zoo has/had been canceld due to the weather,

The weather will now be represented by Legs and Co:

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Further to this story in this weeks Popbitch:

Quote:

"Plenty of staff have been looting
BBC Television Centre, but Vernon
Kay's attempts to take several
dressing room signs were so blatant
during Graham Norton's BBC Three
chat show that he was escorted away".

It wasn't "several". He was allegedly found with SEVENTEEN!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

MaliA wrote:

Most of this sort of make my head hurt as nobody is dressed like Craster.

I can see how that would distress you.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:29

What an odd month... I have to organise:-

A funeral
A birthday Party for a 4 year old
A stag do

Now in the right thread.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:06

KovacsC wrote:

What an odd month... I have to organise:-

A funeral
A birthday Party for a 4 year old
A stag do

Now in the right thread.

I read a book a bit like that..

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:19

yes yes.. I think a :belm:

is needed followed by :facepalm:

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Once again MaliA is ahead of the curve.

http://gizmodo.com/5991809/you-should-w ... ng-profile

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:17

Cras wrote:

Once again MaliA is ahead of the curve.

http://gizmodo.com/5991809/you-should-w ... ng-profile

I gave purchased a very red shirt to wear at the next Music Quiz.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:31

Cras wrote:

Once again MaliA is ahead of the curve.

http://gizmodo.com/5991809/you-should-w ... ng-profile

HA!

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 14:55

Job interview on monday!

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Curiosity wrote:

Cras wrote:

Once again MaliA is ahead of the curve.

http://gizmodo.com/5991809/you-should-w ... ng-profile

I gave purchased a very red shirt to wear at the next Music Quiz.

You do realise that wearing a red shirt at a BEEX meet is like wearing a red shirt on the Starship Enterprise?

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 15:03

MaliA wrote:

Job interview on monday!

Good luck!

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

MaliA wrote:

Job interview on monday!

Remember, if they ask what you biggest achievement at your previous job was, answer "pissing in their tea every day for 5 years without them noticing".

And good luck!

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 15:05

TheVision wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Job interview on monday!

Good luck!

Ta. A bit short notice but there we go. Had a brief telephone interview which I wasn't really quie ready for but it went ok.

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 15:09

I find that I work best at short notice. It kind of focuses the mind a bit more and doesn't give you time to make stuff up or dwell too much.

You'll do just fine!

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 15:12

Good luck!

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 15:13

TheVision wrote:

I find that I work best at short notice. It kind of focuses the mind a bit more and doesn't give you time to make stuff up or dwell too much.

You'll do just fine!

Cheers. I have to tune a couple of my answers to indicate my experience with certain things, as I have realised I haven't been making myself clear at times.

Other than that, it is "MaliA talks about MaliA for an hour" which I quite enjoy. Half day off work, trip over the dale, home by half three for tea and medals.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38458

You may or may not have noticed that I post less during the day now.

This is because the forum is dying and I wish it dead.

LOL, jk. Of course not. It is in fact due to me being moved to the main campus and having work to do. FFS.

So, just in case you were worried; I'm fine.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 15:26

DavPaz wrote:

You may or may not have noticed that I post less during the day now.

This is because the forum is dying and I wish it dead.

LOL, jk. Of course not. It is in fact due to me being moved to the main campus and having work to do. FFS.

So, just in case you were worried; I'm fine.

Work?

FFS!

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 15:27

Curiosity wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

You may or may not have noticed that I post less during the day now.

This is because the forum is dying and I wish it dead.

LOL, jk. Of course not. It is in fact due to me being moved to the main campus and having work to do. FFS.

So, just in case you were worried; I'm fine.

Work?

FFS!

it is Liverpool...

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 15:28

We are drawing lots to see who gets eaten first in the office.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

show us some of the pictures.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 15:55

Bobbyaro wrote:

show us some of the pictures.

I drew this.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

Nice. Is that DavPaz in the boat?

GazChap · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 16:02

I hope it's throughsilver, otherwise they'll never have the strength needed to lift a treasure map of that size on to the boat.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

The arms aren't big enough to be SST. And end at the elbow.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 16:19

Fucking hell, everyone's a critic.

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 16:26

I liked it Malia... I didn't want to say anything though in case they all started bullying me.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 16:28

I shall retire to my garrett and live in poverty until you all appreciate my genius, you ingrates.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Garret, you pleb.

Slightly Green · **Joined:** 26th Aug, 2010 **Posts:** 2069

MaliA wrote:

I shall retire to my garrett and live in poverty until you all appreciate my genius, you ingrates.

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