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Author:  Dimrill [ Tue Jan 01, 2013 15:06 ]
Post subject:  Celebrity Deathlist 2016
Ghoulish as it may be, please do join us as we choose the celebrities that we think will begin pushing up some daisies in 2013.

THE RULES:ernes
1! Ye mayest choose ten elder statesmen or women who seem mosteth likely to YOUR brain to die in the year 2013.
2! You may choose to select two yougsters AT MOST on yowse list. If any of said younglings do peg it in the next twelve months then ye shall receive FIVE WHOLESOME POINTS per death. The inclusion of these are optional, but if taken please preface their name with WILDCARD on the list. Eth.
3! The competition has "celebrity" in the title for an reason! If challenged on an choice ye must PROVE THEIR WORTH!
4! Ye wildcards musteth not exceed 50 years in age! Conversely, yow's elder statemen/wo must not be youngester than 50.
5! Ye may not perpetrate the kills yeself. Let nature, malady or lifestyle make the end-of-life option.
6! Ye choices may not be changedeth once madeded.
7! Ye hast until MONDAY 14TH of January to post ye list or ye can reet fuck off like.
8! If an candidate dies BEFORE ye's list is posted, the death shall not count towards ye's score.
9! No funny stuff.

I shall endeavour to keep this first post updated with your choices, and to that end please help me out by formatting your posts like what I done down there. It'd also help if you'd alert us to any bucket kicking of said suspects within this thread. Deadheads shall be identified with... *crash of thunder*... red ink of death. So without further ado, here be mine choices.
*score board rotates*

1. Fergie Frederiksen
2. Zsa Zsa Gabor
3. Kirk Douglas
4. George Bush Sr.
5. Clive James
6. Anna Wing
7. Vera Lynn
8. Bernadette Nolan
9. Nelson Mandela
10. Peter Sallis

Nikthingdeath
1. Nelson Mandella
2. Thatcher
3. The Queen
4. Brucie
5. Des O'Connor
6. Barbara Windsor
7. June Brown (Dot Cotton from the telly)
8. Tina Turner
Wildcards
9. Russell Brand
10. Pete Doherty

Kern something death
1. Prince Phillip
2. Mel Brooks
3. Zsa Zsa Gabor
4. Tony Benn
5. Nicholas Parsons
6. Ian Paisley
7. Fidel Castro
8. Lady Thatcher
Untimelies (Wildcards)
9. Justin Bieber
10. Ant from Ant & Dec

Deathilman
Betty White
Nancy Reagan
Christopher Lee
Slim Whitman
George Bush Sr
Jimmy Carter
B.B. King
Tony Bennett
Kirk Douglas
Doris Day

Cdeathsioisty
1 - Maggie Thatcher
2 - Zsa Zsa Gabor
3 - Billy Graham
4 - Ronnie Biggs
5 - Nelson Mandela
6 - George Bush Snr
7 - Patty Andrews
8 - Hugo Chavez
9 - Prince Philip
WILDING CARD!
10 - Kate Moss

Grim
1. Fats Domino
2. Liz Smith
3. David Attenborough
4. Dame Vera Lynn
5. Richard Attenborough
6. George Bush (the old one)
7. The Pope
8. The Duke of Edinburgh
Wildcards
9. Sergio Perez
10. James Arthur

Hero of Deathiness
1. Philip the Prince
2. Thatch
3. Hillary Clinton
4. Bush I
5. Ariel Sharon
6. Freddie Starr
7. Bruce Forsythe
8. Peter Hook
9. Louise Mensch (wildcard)
10. Kate Middleton (wildcard)

Mdeathalc74.
1. Dook O' Embra
2. Christopher Tolkien
3. Thatch
4. Mandela
5. George Bush Sr.
6. Ken Dodd
7. Hugo Chavez
8. Peter O'Sullevan
9. Bashar Al Assad (Wildcard)
10. Lindsay Lohan (Wildcard)

Deathken
1. Prince Phleep
2. Thatcher
3. Nelson Mandela
4. Sir Roger Moore
5. Ariel "Our" Sharon
6. Ian Paisley
7. B.B. King
8. George Gaynes (Lassard wot is off Police Academy)
9. Ronnie Biggs
10. Castro

Bobdeath
1) George Bush Senior
2) Maggie Thatcher
3) Bruce Forsyth
4) Dick van Dyke
5) Prince Phillip
6) Muhammed Ali
7) Jack Charlton
Roger Moore
**Wildcards**
9) Rhianna
10) Miley Cyrus

Deathlawyer
1: Margaret Thatcher
2: The Queen
3: Ian Paisley
4: George Bush Snr
5: Joan Rivers
6: Roger Moore
7: Ronnie Biggs
8: Fidel Castro
Wildcards:
9: Katie Holmes (of THETANS! It'll happen one day.)
10: Jay-Z

Dpaz
1. GHW Bush
2. Sean Connery
3. HM Queen Elizabeth II
4. Thatcher
5. Nelson Mandela
6. Peter Sallis
7. Stephen Hawking
8. Fidel Castro
WILD CARDS
9. Jack Osborne
10. Shane Ward (by ice skate)
Author:  nickachu [ Tue Jan 01, 2013 15:09 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
But 2012 already happened!

1. Nelson Mandella
2. Thatcher
3. The Queen
4. Brucie
5. Des O'Connor
6. Barbara Windsor
7. June Brown (Dot Cotton from the telly)
8. Tina Turner
Wildcards
9. Russell Brand
10. Pete Doherty
Author:  Curiosity [ Tue Jan 01, 2013 15:10 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
Christopher Martin Jenkins gone already!

:'(

There'll be no cricket commentators left at this rate!
Author:  Kern [ Tue Jan 01, 2013 15:14 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
Ok, my list for 2013. Little change from last year really.

1. Prince Phillip
2. Mel Brooks
3. Zsa Zsa Gabor
4. Tony Benn
5. Nicholas Parsons
6. Ian Paisley
7. Fidel Castro
8. Lady Thatcher

Untimelies (Wildcards)
9. Justin Bieber
10. Ant from Ant & Dec
Author:  devilman [ Tue Jan 01, 2013 15:21 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
Betty White
Nancy Reagan
Christopher Lee
Slim Whitman
George Bush Sr
Jimmy Carter
B.B. King
Tony Bennett
Kirk Douglas
Doris Day
Author:  Grim... [ Tue Jan 01, 2013 16:34 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
1. Fats Domino
2. Liz Smith
3. David Attenborough
4. Dame Vera Lynn
5. Richard Attenborough
6. George Bush (the old one)
7. The Pope
8. The Duke of Edinburgh
Wildcards
9. Sergio Perez
10. James Arthur
Author:  Curiosity [ Tue Jan 01, 2013 16:43 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
1 - Maggie Thatcher
2 - Zsa Zsa Gabor
3 - Billy Graham
4 - Ronnie Biggs
5 - Nelson Mandela
6 - George Bush Snr
7 - Patty Andrews
8 - Hugo Chavez
9 - Prince Philip
WILDING CARD!
10 - Kate Moss
Author:  Hero of Excellence [ Tue Jan 01, 2013 18:24 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
1. Philip the Prince
2. Thatch
3. Hillary Clinton
4. Bush I
5. Ariel Sharon
6. Freddie Starr
7. Bruce Forsythe
8. Peter Hook
9. Louise Mensch (wildcard)
10. Kate Middleton (wildcard)
Author:  Plissken [ Tue Jan 01, 2013 18:32 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
Are we having the two wildcards this year?

Good call on the Mensch. She'll do anything for publicity.
Author:  Dimrill [ Tue Jan 01, 2013 19:17 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
Same as last year. You can include up to two, and if you score you get 5 points instead of 1. Do you risk it?
Author:  devilman [ Tue Jan 01, 2013 19:34 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
I'm struggling to think of celebs that died in 2012 that were under 40.. I assume there must have been some?
Author:  Hearthly [ Tue Jan 01, 2013 19:53 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
devilman wrote:
I'm struggling to think of celebs that died in 2012 that were under 40.. I assume there must have been some?


Best I can do.

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Author:  Hearthly [ Tue Jan 01, 2013 19:56 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
Bit better.

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Author:  Malc74 [ Tue Jan 01, 2013 21:00 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
Okay, here we go...

1. Dook O' Embra
2. Christopher Tolkien
3. Thatch
4. Mandela
5. George Bush Sr.
6. Ken Dodd
7. Hugo Chavez
8. Peter O'Sullevan
9. Bashar Al Assad (Wildcard)
10. Lindsay Lohan (Wildcard)
Author:  Plissken [ Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:48 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
1. Prince Phleep
2. Thatcher
3. Nelson Mandela
4. Sir Roger Moore
5. Ariel "Our" Sharon
6. Ian Paisley
7. B.B. King
8. George Gaynes (Lassard wot is off Police Academy)
9. Ronnie Biggs
10. Castro
Author:  Bobbyaro [ Wed Jan 02, 2013 13:53 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
1) George Bush Senior
2) Maggie Thatcher
3) Bruce Forsyth
4) Dick van Dyke
5) Prince Phillip
6) Muhammed Ali
7) Jack Charlton
8) Roger Moore
**Wildcards**
9) Rhianna
10) Miley Cyrus
Author:  devilman [ Wed Jan 02, 2013 23:40 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
And we're off. Patti Page, dies at 85
Author:  Curiosity [ Wed Jan 02, 2013 23:43 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
I forgot to put Clint Eastwood in! He's not dead or terminally ill; he just looks about 200.
Author:  MrChris [ Thu Jan 03, 2013 9:59 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
Mr Kissyfur's Death List O' Fun '13
1: Margaret Thatcher
2: The Queen
3: Ian Paisley
4: George Bush Snr
5: Patti Page
6: Roger Moore
7: Ronnie Biggs
8: Fidel Castro

Wildcards:
9: Katie Holmes (of THETANS! It'll happen one day.)
10: Jay-Z
Author:  devilman [ Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:01 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
Nice try at sneaking Patti Page onto your list.
Author:  MrChris [ Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:56 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
Curses! updated:

Mr Christmassyfur wrote:
Mr Kissyfur's Death List O' Fun '13
1: Margaret Thatcher
2: The Queen
3: Ian Paisley
4: George Bush Snr
5: Joan Rivers
6: Roger Moore
7: Ronnie Biggs
8: Fidel Castro

Wildcards:
9: Katie Holmes (of THETANS! It'll happen one day.)
10: Jay-Z
Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jan 03, 2013 16:04 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
Jay-Z is 43, my friend.
Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Jan 03, 2013 16:11 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
It's like you're not reading Teh rulz or sumfink.
Author:  MrChris [ Thu Jan 03, 2013 16:22 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
you mean this?

"4! Ye wildcards musteth not exceed 50 years in age! Conversely, yow's elder statemen/wo must not be youngester than 50."
Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jan 03, 2013 16:28 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
Huh. I wonder why I thought it was 40.
Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Jan 03, 2013 16:29 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
1. GHW Bush
2. Sean Connery
3. HM Queen Elizabeth II
4. Thatcher
5. Nelson Mandela
6. Peter Sallis
7. Stephen Hawking
8. Fidel Castro
WILD CARDS
9. Jack Osborne
10. Shane Ward (by ice skate)
Author:  devilman [ Thu Jan 03, 2013 16:31 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
Grim... wrote:
Huh. I wonder why I thought it was 40.


That was last year's rule.
Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Jan 03, 2013 17:02 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
devilman wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Huh. I wonder why I thought it was 40.


That was last year's rule.


Yeah, it was last year's ShavedTimotaiYeti's choosing of Gazza that made me change it.
Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Fri Jan 11, 2013 23:49 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
What do you mean, Flash Gordon approaching? Open fire! Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-20986852

Mariangela Melato deaded.
Author:  Cras [ Sat Jan 12, 2013 0:09 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
chinnyhill10 wrote:
What do you mean, Flash Gordon approaching? Open fire! Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body!


Ahem. "Open fire - all weapons!"
Author:  Plissken [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 22:27 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
Willis ain't talkin' about him anymore. Conrad Bain.

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/tv ... 5179.story
Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Mon Jan 21, 2013 15:21 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
Michael Winner will no longer be able to destroy Richard Littlejohn and his bigoted views and will instead be pushing up daisies.
Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Jan 21, 2013 15:22 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
Amazingly... no scores.
Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Mon Jan 21, 2013 15:24 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
Dimrill wrote:
Amazingly... no scores.


Odd considering he himself announced he had 18 months to live last year and was considering booking himself into one of those Swiss clinics.
Author:  Grim... [ Mon Jan 21, 2013 15:56 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
Dimrill wrote:
Amazingly... no scores.

Calm down, dear.
Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Jan 21, 2013 19:25 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
Heh, the Radio Times has listed his ten best tweets.

Michale BLADDY Winner wrote:
1. "bought £1 pack of Haribo Starmix. Worst weets ever in history of my life, rubbery, tasteless, disgusting. 'Happy world of Haribo' Bollocks" 24 June 2012

2. "tomrrow they put a tube mytoe and run it thru to my mouth. then they add petrol and set fire to it so i can be dragon at jubileeparty" 29 May 2012

3. "My asst Dinah who was blown away and lodged in a tree yesterday is adapting well. She leaps from tree to tree. Ate 4 squirrels + woodpecker" 9 June 2012

4. "I have risen, like a glorious sun in the sky, like a transcendental happening, like a God coming among his people. Aren't you all lucky." 30 September 2011

5. "This 6am went up mountain tobogganed down over 2000 ft glacier ended up in restaurant had 11 waffles 5 eggs and bacon and exploded" 28 December 2011

6. "cloudy in london but i shall carrry on bravely fighting all vicissiitudes, leopards, lions,, budgerigars, ants, old ladies, teddy bears," 14 September 2012

7. "i apologise for vulgar language in last tweet, u dont like it f*** off. I am in typically good spirits" 21 August 2012

8. "had scan of heart+lungs this am, remarkable, took 1/2 hr and u dont even go into a tube, almost enjoyable - then resultsshowed i was dead" 9 May 2012

9. "The Whooshy Monster & me have become good friends, in fact I think he's starting a relationship with me. Is it real?" 20 November 2012 (his last tweet)

10. "i am extremely docile today, so much so many people assume, not incorrectly, that i am dead. If I'm dead I will be there to haunt you" 22 August
Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Mon Jan 21, 2013 19:35 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
Dimrill wrote:
Heh, the Radio Times has listed his ten best tweets.


I followed him for a time and asked him a couple of sensible questions which he replied to. However like Paul Daniels although he was entertaining to follow he was also bloody hard work so I unsubbed after a few months.
Author:  Satsuma [ Mon Jan 21, 2013 19:58 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
Finally. He fingered my bum when I was little.
Author:  WTB [ Mon Jan 21, 2013 20:03 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
That was Michael Barrymore. You still aren't safe.
Author:  Curiosity [ Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:03 ]
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Patty Andrews is singing with the choir eternal.
Author:  Curiosity [ Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:05 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
Curiosity wrote:
Patty Andrews is singing with the choir eternal.


And has given me a point.
Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jan 31, 2013 23:29 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
Ron Jeremy is on his last legs:
http://gawker.com/5980285/legendary-por ... -condition
Author:  Morte [ Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:54 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
Did anyone have Reg Presley?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21332048
Author:  zaphod79 [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:02 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
Robin Sachs

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21343137
Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:02 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
zaphod79 wrote:
Robin Sachs

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21343137


Probably still reeling from that bastard Brand ringing him up [sub please check]
Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Thu Feb 07, 2013 14:15 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
Peter Gilmore, star of long running 1970's drama, The Onedin Line.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21368095
Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Thu Feb 07, 2013 16:13 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
Less famous half of Womack and Womack:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21320040
Author:  TheVision [ Thu Feb 07, 2013 16:20 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
chinnyhill10 wrote:
Less famous half of Womack and Womack:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21320040


Womack?
Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Feb 07, 2013 16:27 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
and
Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Feb 07, 2013 16:29 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2013
Dimrill wrote:
ack

FTFY
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