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Do you play tabletop wargames?
No, of course not. Tabletop wargamers are so nerdy they make PC fanboys look cool and studly. 34%  34%  [ 24 ]
Yes. I love my little painted figures. I give them all names and stroke them every night. I live for weapons damage charts. 5%  5%  [ 4 ]
I used to, but discovered girls. 54%  54%  [ 38 ]
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 16:56 
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Making progress with the current project, which will be modern warfare with The Russkis invading Germany.

Russian soldiers: they're 20mm tall and based on 1p coins (to give you an idea of the scale), so if the painting looks rough up close it's because they're bloody tiny.

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The US infantry just started:

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Some vehicles on the go - the Abrams and BTR-80 are prepaints which need repainting.

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I've also got a few more to build (plus an AH64, an A-10 and a Mig-23):

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A couple of model railway buildings built and undercoated - there are another 3 now done since these photos with 2 more to do:

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And I scratch built a garage - can't really see due to my shit photography but it's cladded with small wooden planks, made from coffee stirrers. Took a sodding age to cut those up.

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The plan will be to have 4 landscape tiles, perhaps 18 or 24 inches to a side. I have loads of trees to go in as well.

I will be bringing this to Cott8ge :) There are some relatively fast play rules I've dug out which with a bit of modification will make for a fun game.


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Those look fantastic!


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How would the A-10 and Mig work on a tabletop war game? I can see how the choppers can hang about but the planes wouldn't like that so much.

Looking good btw!

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They'd more be a one turn deal, so the model would be there simply to indicate an airstrike that turn, I think. Fuck's sake man, any excuse for a bloody warthog model.

I'm making some flying bases for the vehicles - CD base, with a large washer and nut, and then an extendable aerial type thing with a magnet on the top glued into the nut. The aircraft will then have magnets or steel washers on their undersides to connect up. The base will of course get all tittivated up.

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Flying bases:
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Currently built buildings, still need painting and a couple need the guttering, two more to do.
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The paint job? A lot better than I could do but it's not particularly great compared to any of the stuff you see placing in miniature painting competitions

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The paint job? A lot better than I could do but it's not particularly great compared to any of the stuff you see placing in miniature painting competitions


I'm more impressed with the opening doors. My Heroquest set has only got cardboard doors.


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Work continues slowly on this - the buildings have been built, more stuff has been bought (lots of greenery, flowers, plants, trees etc), the flight stands have been made. I'm now in the process of painting some diecast cars as part of the scenery - I'll post pics soonish depending on how much progress I make. Alongside that, I'm writing some reasonably simplistic rules to use at Cottage - working title is "Battlefield: Beex Company 2". It's based loosely on a game of similar name :)

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I saw Bloodbowl in a charity shop on Sherwood high street for £15 on Saturday.


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I saw Bloodbowl in a charity shop on Sherwood high street for £15 on Saturday.


You should have snapped that up - I'm currently doing a Dwarf team in the colours of the Armed Forces of the Soviet Union. I'm terrible at the game, so you'd easily win.

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I saw Bloodbowl in a charity shop on Sherwood high street for £15 on Saturday.


You should have snapped that up - I'm currently doing a Dwarf team in the colours of the Armed Forces of the Soviet Union. I'm terrible at the game, so you'd easily win.

I might pop up and see if it's still there - I was on the way to the pub at the time.


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I saw Bloodbowl in a charity shop on Sherwood high street for £15 on Saturday.


You should have snapped that up - I'm currently doing a Dwarf team in the colours of the Armed Forces of the Soviet Union. I'm terrible at the game, so you'd easily win.

I might pop up and see if it's still there - I was on the way to the pub at the time.

It's still there. No figures though, so doesn't seem such a bargain now.


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New edition of 40K then, eh? Eh?

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Hmmm... might be the time to delve into the 40k game then. Harrison is intrigued by the painted miniatures in my den, be a good excuse to paint and build up a few squads with him.

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Not at all.

Yeah, rrright.


You may be pleasantly surprised! I hope so at least.

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Zardoz wrote:
Hmmm... might be the time to delve into the 40k game then. Harrison is intrigued by the painted miniatures in my den, be a good excuse to paint and build up a few squads with him.

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You may be pleasantly surprised! I hope so at least.

I've had a look through the most recent rules, and I wasn't that impressed. I've still got Rogue Trader and the 40K Compendium book if I need them, though.

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Ah, Rogue Trader, when the Imperium were Nazis, the Space Marines were drugged up crazies, Chaos was interesting and had a point, rather than being panto villains, and the excessive grimdark was satire, rather than being 100% serious.


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My 6yr old son has become obsessed with the box of White Dwarf magazines that Dimrill sent me ages back, and I've promised him we'll set up a game board and buy the new Dark Imperium box set when we move house. I thought it might be a good idea to make up a simpler game first though to see if he gets how it all works, and it's been great.

Armed with cheap plastic army men, (£2.99 for 100 - Fuck you Citadel) two 30cm strips of paper and a single D6 I came up with these simple rules and we've played a fair bit over the weekend.

All Army men have 2 wounds.
Squads of 5 (that once down to 2 need to join with nearest squad). We usually have 3 squads each to keep things quick.
Army men move 15cm (the paper strip folded in half) and shoot a distance of 30cm.
Wounded Army men move 7.5cm (strip folded over again)
A roll of 6 is a KILL, 3,4,5 is a wound and 1 or 2 is a miss. If the dice falls off the table it's a miss too!

Now that he totally gets these rules I'm going to add Grenade rules with an blast radius token, terrain* height advantages of +1 to rolls and maybe medic / leader rules too.
Even with these plastic army men we could have rules for Heavy Machine Gunners and Bazookas too, but didn't want to take the fun out of it with too many rules at first.

Tempted to paint the faces and guns of these soldiers now too and stick them on proper bases...

*Box of fire lighters and sanitary pad box :DD (we'd just got back from shopping), plastic cups etc

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The older of my two gets wargames quite easily - he loves Imperial Assault and XWing.
The younger one prefers Ticket To Ride style simplicity of rules. Hopefully the Battlefield: BEEX Company rules are sufficiently simple for him to enjoy some model based PEW PEW.

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Just remembered I've packed up all my Citadel paints...

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Taken the plunge and gone halves with my lad on the new 8th Edition WH40k set - Dark Imperium.

Good value from Goblin Games £76 delivered, with two (roughly) 1000pt armies, rule books, dice and markers.

Only ever played Spacehulk previously and collected / painted miniatures on and off since a teenager, so here we go...

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Zardoz wrote:
Taken the plunge and gone halves with my lad on the new 8th Edition WH40k set - Dark Imperium.


Good. Goooood.

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Also - buy Shadespire.

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Da5e!

Cor, Shadespire looks fucking lovely. How much does it cost to get a GW spod to paint the little men for me?

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Gods, loads - commissions are well expensive. Good thing about Shadespire is that they come on pre-coloured plastic and are pushfit, so even a cack-handed spacker like me can join in the fun. I've assembled the minis you get in the box and the two expansions released so far and they look badass, I'll get a picture.

Also we put this up for pre-order at the weekend. I'm told it's a big deal.

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Shadespire is basically a WHFB version of Necromunda, right?

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No, it doesn't have progression or a campaign system, and games are a LOT quicker. It's about collecting and assembling a deck of power cards (more cards come with the expansions) which you use along with the minis - each faction has strengths and weaknesses that play off against each other. Games take about 30 minutes, it's designed for fast leagues and tournaments, pickup games at the local gaming cafe, that sort of thing.

Besides, WHFB got blown up, remember? This made a lot of people very cross.

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Hi Da5e!

Death Guard and Primaris teams part painted and 1st game played with 14 points to keep it simple*. My boy didn't loose interest despite me trying (slowly) to get my head around each phase and what we needed to roll, started to sink in then the charge phase confused me some more (i'll watch some more YouTube vids).

Any how now we're committed I was wondering if we should go down the Codex book route or would the data cards be enough to get details for other units for each team? Or would we need both?

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