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pupil
 Post subject: Re: BALDY
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 16:42 
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then I could grow back my big long dreads


Why don't you just buy a mop, let me rub my armpits on it for a year then glue it on? Save you a lot of bother. ;)


SOLD!

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Zardoz
 Post subject: Re: BALDY
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 16:43 
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I am 30, but often get mistaken for someone merely in my late twenties. My hair is slightly receding, but people often think it is receding heavily. Little do they know, I just have a naturally large forehead (and oh, wasn't THAT fun at school).


Most of my exercise books ended up with scribbled cartoons of me as Frankenstein..



Tefal! Ha ha!

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Craig
 Post subject: Re: BALDY
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 16:44 
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I'd be far more interested in them finding a way for me to painlessly stop hair growing on my cheeks, so I wouldn't have to bother shaving.


Is it that important to have a smooth arse?

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 Post subject: Re: BALDY
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 16:46 
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Pupil, in 10 years, when the treatment affects everywhere but his head.


Hell yeah!

It would be funny though, imagine if they could get hair to grow on the palms of hands, they could do this to rapists.

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God
 Post subject: Re: BALDY
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 17:50 
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IF I MAKE YOU BALD YOU BETTER FUCKING STAY BALD

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ElephantBanjoGnome
 Post subject: Re: BALDY
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 17:52 
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I like God, he has a no-nonsense attitude.

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God
 Post subject: Re: BALDY
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 17:56 
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DAMN STRAIGHT
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Joans
 Post subject: Re: BALDY
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 17:58 
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ComicalGnomes wrote:
I like God, he has a no-nonsense attitude.


He needs to sort out his caps lock though.
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God
 Post subject: Re: BALDY
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 18:04 
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NUH UH
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Dudley
 Post subject: Re: BALDY
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 18:10 

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I propose we make God a Mod.
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Derek Joists
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 18:28 
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I propose we asked subtle questions, so we can find out if Grim... really is richer than God.

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Dimrill
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 18:29 
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Good idea, I'll start.

God, is Grim... richer than you?

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Derek Joists
 Post subject: Re: BALDY
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 18:30 
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Dimrill wrote:
Good idea, I'll start.

God, is Grim... richer than you?


"Subtle" pass you by slightly there, Dimmers?? ;)

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Dimrill
 Post subject: Re: BALDY
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 18:31 
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That is subtle for me.

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Derek Joists
 Post subject: Re: BALDY
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 18:32 
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Actually, I can believe that!

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Mimi
 Post subject: Re: BALDY
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 18:32 
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as a hair-receding-already-at-age-25 man.


I am sorry but we can no longer be married.

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 Post subject: Re: BALDY
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 18:33 
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Dimrill wrote:
Good idea, I'll start.

God, is Grim... richer than you?


The direct approach, catch him off guard (can God be off guard?), good idea.
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Derek Joists
 Post subject: Re: BALDY
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 18:33 
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Also, we're talking to God on the internet. That's not a stunning sign of sanity...

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God
 Post subject: Re: BALDY
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 18:35 
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Dudley wrote:
I propose we make God a Mod.


PEOPLE LIKE ATTACHING LABELS TO MY GREATNESS IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME

Dimrill wrote:
Good idea, I'll start.

God, is Grim... richer than you?


CAN SUPERMAN PULL OFF HIS OWN HEAD

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ElephantBanjoGnome
 Post subject: Re: BALDY
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 18:40 
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Mimi wrote:
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as a hair-receding-already-at-age-25 man.


I am sorry but we can no longer be married.

Nooooooo!

Is it my hair, or my age? I CAN CHANGE.

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sinister agent
 Post subject: Re: BALDY
PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:19 
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Pre-beard, I looked about 14 (I was 21). Now, people think I am years older than I am. I prefer it now. People, particularly women, take you more seriously when you look older. Also people at work stopped asking me a question, getting a straight answer, and then immediately asking someone else the same question and getting the same answer from them as well. Pricks. I always hated it when people did that. Why bother asking the young-looking one if you're just going to ignore his answer anyway?

Plus I hate most people my age and younger, as would most people that I would like to talk to.

I do like making people guess how old I am though, when the subject comes up. Watching them be all uncomfortable and worried about offending me by saying I look at least fifty is fun.

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Sheepeh
 Post subject: Re: BALDY
PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:22 
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Sinister agent, you are me.

Even down to the "asking someone else" thing.

Also the making people guess my age, as it amuses me now.

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