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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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Genius website, she seriously fucking ugly. ughghghg.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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...Who looks like Boris Johnson.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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Any of you "girls" that come in here and talk about the series / movie and say "boys just don't get it" will be ridiculed, by the way.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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Right, now an animated morph from SJP to Boris via the horse, please.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like Chad Kroeger.


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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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I am in love with Charlotte.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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...Who looks like Boris Johnson.

Has SJP been beaten up there or something?!


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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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Has SJP been beaten up there or something?!


No, she's just ugly.

I like Charlotte, too. She seems nice and so pretty, and she has lovely clothes and hair. I have only seen the show a few times but did not like it very much. The other (non SJP) blonde woman is just horrible in every way, and the redhead one is like the token lesbian/square even though she is not supposed to be a lesbian. SJP is just horrible too, like she's constantly trying to deny her age. She should be happy with her age rather than... Anyway.

Also, it's a program abut four women who are just happy with their lives? Yay - go girls, whoo! But, it turns out that none of them is ever happy without a man. Oh, blah blah, blah... Yawn.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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I love Charlotte.

And Charlotte is a pretty name.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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I was born in Queen Charlotte's hospital.

There we go.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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Grim...'s favourite Charlotte, yesterday.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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Who is she, Sheepeh?

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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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Charlotte Hudson - she was a presenter on Brainiac.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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Oh.



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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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That's something going over my head.

i have seen Brainiac, I think, but it had the nerd off of big brother presenting it, or Richard Hammond, I seem to recall.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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That's something going over my head.

i have seen Brainiac, I think, but it had the nerd off of big brother presenting it, or Richard Hammond, I seem to recall.


I was going to apply for a job there, but seem to have missed the application form. I'd be dead good at explaining hard science facts to a layman's audience, me.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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Oh yay. She's looked like a horse for years, I've always said it. Irritating voice, too. Terrible programme - nothing but incredibly obvious 'jokes' and tedious neuroses. I can get that at home for free, thanks.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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"Charlotte" is a slightly annoying name.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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"Charlotte" is a slightly annoying name.


I have a friend called charlotte visiting next week. I will pass this on.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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"Charlotte" is a slightly annoying name.


I have a friend called charlotte visiting next week. I will pass this on.


Only slightly. Don't make a big deal of it, or anything. ;)

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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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I think its how you say it, in one way it could sound like a small onion.


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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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"Charlotte" is a slightly annoying name.


I have a friend called charlotte visiting next week. I will pass this on.


Only slightly. Don't make a big deal of it, or anything. ;)


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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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SteONorDar wrote:
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"Charlotte" is a slightly annoying name.


I have a friend called charlotte visiting next week. I will pass this on.


Only slightly. Don't make a big deal of it, or anything. ;)


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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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Personally I think it's all the more effective for its mildness. Like a persistent mild itch.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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I am in love with Charlotte.

Firstly, :this:

Secondly, I love how they match the pose with the horse. Especially the wedding dress one.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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I'd only have Miranda and Charlotte... Kim Cattral looks like a cross between a washed up burlesque dancer and Petunia off Futurama. And Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse... one that was pulled out of the glue vats when it was half-dissolved.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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MeatAngle is a member of the BETEO Redhead Appreciation Society?

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Kim Cattral looks like a cross between a washed up burlesque dancer and Petunia off Futurama.

She was hot in Police Academy though.


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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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:this:

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I'd only have Miranda and Charlotte... Kim Cattral looks like a cross between a washed up burlesque dancer and Petunia off Futurama.


Sigh. And she was so hot as Gracie Law.

Edit: And what they said about Police Academy.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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Not quite as hot in Star Trek 6, either.

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And Mannequin, too. Mannequin... wow. Mannequin.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex and the City
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i saw Jessica parker the other day at Conan o'brian and she isn't ugly. Average yes, but not ugly.


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Kim Cattral is still lovely. :kiss:

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i saw Jessica parker the other day at Conan o'brian and she isn't ugly. Average yes, but not ugly.


More chin than Jimmy Hill. And she was shit in L.A. Story.

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She looked okay in Flight Of The Navigator, but has increasingly become more haggard in everything I've seen her in since. In a "more than natural causes" type way.

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She was less of a hag as one of the witches in Hocus Pocus.


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Amusingly I hadn't clocked her in any of the above films until you all said.

I find that a lot when I go back and watch old films. I watched total recall the other day and I was like 'haha! It's Gul Dukat! (DS9)' at one point.

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LA Story is excellent. And marks the point where, shortly after, Steve Martin Went Shit.

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