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Author:  Shin [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 16:12 ]
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:spew: :spew: :spew:

Author:  Joans [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 16:13 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
5 pints. 15 pints. 10 pints.


The one at the back appears to be Peter Kay, which I think makes her a lot more than 10 pints.
As for the middle one... 15 pints of what?

Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 16:16 ]
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Shin wrote:
I swear if he could type I'd be worried you were my father


If he could type he could be my secretary.

Author:  Shin [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 16:19 ]
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Sorry if people have done these already

Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 16:21 ]
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A quick googling does pick up this doozy:
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Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 16:23 ]
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Wolverine's let himself go.

Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 16:25 ]
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What the flying Christ:
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Author:  MaliA [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 16:29 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
What the flying Christ:
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Frankly, after that, it'd better be fucking good...

Author:  The Rev Owen [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 16:33 ]
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I'm too sick too work. But too sick to use Acorn to make rubbish pictures.

Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 16:38 ]
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minyer! Meh! MINYER!
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Author:  Shin [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 16:38 ]
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I'll do spoiler things as there will be too many else:

Scared me to death!
ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
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Pretty much spat my tea over the screen
ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
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.....okay then.....
ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
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One for the guys...
ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
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Oh my god.
ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
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I really shouldn't have laughed as much as I did at this
ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
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Bee-Gee's? What have they done to you?! NSFW??
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And that'll do, too many to put on really

Author:  Da5e [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 16:42 ]
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Erm.

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Author:  myp [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 16:44 ]
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Poking fun at those less able than you - for shame.

Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 16:44 ]
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Davydd Grimm wrote:
Erm.

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His wife:
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Author:  Shin [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 16:45 ]
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(Has to shut the door because she's laughing)
It is cruel...but it is equally funny

Author:  myp [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 16:45 ]
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I wonder if anyone has ever said "give her a hand" at the end of her recitals.

Author:  Da5e [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 16:47 ]
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Hahaha, hurrah for musicians with bits missing!

Anyway:

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Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 16:49 ]
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I had no idea Barbara Cartland was Japanese. Learn something new everyday.

Author:  MaliA [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 16:52 ]
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myoptika wrote:
I wonder if anyone has ever said "give her a hand" at the end of her recitals.



See my thread about the Chavpub on Wos...

Author:  Shin [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 16:52 ]
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Whats with all the clowns today *shivers*

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Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 16:56 ]
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Author:  Da5e [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 16:56 ]
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I actually want a copy of this for sampling purposes, like on Black Static Transmission by Schloss Tegal:

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Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 16:59 ]
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Save a few bob and tape Derek Acorah.

Author:  Da5e [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 17:03 ]
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MEXICAN PIXIES

Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 17:07 ]
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Ah those crazy foreigns.
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and englishers
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Author:  Shin [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 17:09 ]
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Some of these are ace! I still love the Braillettes one best

Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 17:11 ]
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The one at the front?

Author:  Shin [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 17:11 ]
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The 5 pinter? Yeah

Author:  Pundabaya [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 18:31 ]
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Some of these are cleary awesome.

Author:  Sinestro [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 20:12 ]
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Quick! Somebody put in a request for... er... Ken!

Author:  Morte [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 20:16 ]
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I am ashamed to say that as a younger man I owned this...

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Author:  Mark X [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 22:59 ]
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Morte wrote:
I am ashamed to say that as a younger man I owned this...


Interesting thinking from the designer, there.

"So, I've got the picture of a screaming woman backed into a corner, seemingly about to be sexually molested by a rabid Doberman Pinscher. Shall I use the word "fuck" in full...? Hmm, best not. I don't want anyone to get offended."

Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 23:02 ]
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Of course, that's the "Live" album. The original's worse, I think.
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Author:  Cras [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 23:22 ]
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I so want a circular saw blade codpiece.

Author:  devilman [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 23:25 ]
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Looks like it might chafe a little.

Author:  NervousPete [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 23:27 ]
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Sinestro wrote:
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Quick! Somebody put in a request for... er... Ken!


Hee hee. Looks like several of the characters from the comic about a gay lad in the Deep South, 'Stuck Rubber Baby'.

Mrs Mills is terrifying. She's the sort of creature who haunts nightmares, knitting in her rocking chair beyond the door all dead eyed and smiling in the most hideous fashion. You open the door and your eyes fall upon her. Your heart leaps into your mouth and your limbs die on you as you float up into the air towards some unspeakable fate in the dimly lit room, faster and faster towards her awful, shrouded, oppressive, corner and her vacant eyes until just before you reach this monstrous aberation you awake, and stagger to the bathroom for a glass of water dripping cold sweat.

Ugh.

Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 23:34 ]
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The 80s are a goldmine.

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Author:  NervousPete [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 23:36 ]
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Billy Crystal: "And the 'Can't... Maintain... Gender!' award goes to... POISON!"

Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 23:39 ]
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As much as I like them, Mutiilation have some of the daftest
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Author:  throughsilver [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 0:35 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
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The 80s are a goldmine.

I proudly own that on vinyl

Author:  Tmuk [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:05 ]
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So crap it almost comes full circle and becomes good.

Author:  Plissken [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:14 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
As much as I like them, Mutiilation have some of the daftest
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I keep imagining them having conversations, in a sort of MWE style.


"What are we doing tonight Dave?"
"Dunno. I'm so.. bored."


"Moping... is this good moping?"
"Yeah. But you need to slouch more."

Author:  Tmuk [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:43 ]
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I think they're composing a letter of complaint to L'Oreal regarding their new streak-proof mascara.

Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:51 ]
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The Munsters have a lot to answer for.

Author:  Plissken [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:54 ]
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"I told you this cabinet doesn't go with the wallpaper."
"But I hate going to Ikea."

Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:58 ]
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Phwoar. Cor! Grrrrrrrr.

Author:  Shin [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:00 ]
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Biblical Prostitutes

Author:  Dimrill [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:08 ]
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They missed the subtitle off the record sleeve. "...as a loo brush"

Author:  Tmuk [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:44 ]
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Are these actually genuine record covers? Because whenever they do the rounds, I can't help but think it might just be the work of some zany graphic designer.

Author:  Dimrill [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:48 ]
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Well I know the Mutiilation ones are because I own them. Except my copy of "Vampires..." is a reissue because the original often reaches prices of 300 quid on eBay.

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