Be Excellent To Each Other

I've had to watch all eight endings on youtube to fathom what went on.

SPOILERS AHEAD. No ones playing it though, so who cares.

So for some reason a dragon chooses you, rips out your heart and nicks it. He keeps you alive with his dragon magic and calls out to you that you must find him.

You find the dragon and he offers to make you immortal or you can try and slay him.

If you don't fight him, he keeps your heart but you get on with your life. Fair deal really, but you ain't The Arisen. Turns out there's been loads of peeps that's had a crack at the dragon and died or shat their pants and took his offer. You meet some of the people who took the dragons offer throughout the game including the king.

As luck would have it, you do fight the dragon and kick his ass. He gives you your heart back and opens a rift to the spirit world for some reason.

So you jump down the rift and get some trinkets and open the rift Fo' Realz. Turns out that God's waiting for you - well it is a Japanese game and they're obsessed with this shit.

God says, in a nut shell, I keep making people with the strength to be a god but make these shitty trials to test you to see if you're worth it. First task: defeat a dragon. Check. Second: get up here. Check. Lastly: kick my ass.

So, he says, if you don't win then I'll turn you into a dragon and send you back to earth and you can help me find someone decent by nicking their heart out their chest, that gets their attention, and you can be the first part of the trial for me.

He goes on to say, the plan is, by keep having these trials for all eternity each Arisen that beats god should be better than the last god so, fingers crossed, over time you'll have a awesome god who's aces.

Anyway , you're sick of his blather by this time and slice him up and, like, totally BE Goro. I mean, God.

Turns out being god is boring so you kill yourself with the only magic sword that can kill a god.

The End.

Oh, Cept as your body falls to earth, your faithful Pawn jumps inside your body. COOL BEANS. Y'see the pawns are empty vessels but cause, like, you're totally in love with yours, your dying wish (probably, I'm making this last bit up) is that can have a proper life. So they get in your body and live life as a normal person. FUCK YEAH FOR THE WIN.

LE FIN.