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 Post subject: Re: Dragon's Dogma - Capcom's answer to Dark Souls and Skyrim?
PostPosted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 18:13 
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This new island fang is reet difficult; which is, of course, a good thing cause it keeps the likes of you pansies from playing something unusual and ace.

The add on DLC is pretty huge and there's a pad throwing battle with a giant eye ball with huge tentacles that almost got the better of me. It was such an insanely difficult fight with a fantastically tense ending that I might tell you about it.

Anyway, Dark Arisen: the good bits from Dragons Dogma with none of the shit. Reet good, I say.


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 Post subject: Re: Dragon's Dogma - Capcom's answer to Dark Souls and Skyrim?
PostPosted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 20:43 
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I started playing this again over the weekend, it really is rather good at times, fighting a griffin which takes off with me on it, then it gets shot out of the air and we both tumble down a cliff with me stabbing it in the neck with my pointy sticks of fire the whole time before crashing out at the bottom as I kill it! Awesome!

Then there was a woman in a bandit camp of women who started shouting at me about men and slapped me and died on the spot. she didn't even finish what she was saying, I assume she was allergic or something.

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 Post subject: Re: Dragon's Dogma - Capcom's answer to Dark Souls and Skyrim?
PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 10:19 
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This has been a badass piece of DLC. It's Dark Souls-style difficult and was pretty interesting as well: massive enemies, tough as nails bosses, tricky dungeons and all that good shit with no cross country meandering. Yabbadabbado!


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 Post subject: Re: Dragon's Dogma
PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 20:14 
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On the final boss! Yay me for sticking it out. I've had some awesome battles, mind you, some of them involved trying to find somewhere to stand where I could avoid getting smacked up. Like, on a ledge or a box or something or, my favourite, around a corner. Bit cheap but, fuck me, some of those fights are intensely difficult.


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 Post subject: Re: Dragon's Dogma - Capcom's answer to Dark Souls and Skyrim?
PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 23:10 
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Just finished the main game, wtf? That is a strange ending.

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 Post subject: Re: Dragon's Dogma - Capcom's answer to Dark Souls and Skyrim?
PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 23:28 
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What's that now? You killed the dragon or have you been down the pit?


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 Post subject: Re: Dragon's Dogma - Capcom's answer to Dark Souls and Skyrim?
PostPosted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 9:02 
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full ending,
ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
down the pit, chose to fight, killed the seneschal, took over his job, wandered around Gran Soren (was disappointed to see that the pit had filled in and that pip was back alive after I had thrown him down the pit), went back up stairs, killed myself, turned my pawn into me


yeah, as I say, wtf? I don't mind weird, but that made no sense.

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 Post subject: Re: Dragon's Dogma - Capcom's answer to Dark Souls and Skyrim?
PostPosted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 20:59 
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I've had to watch all eight endings on youtube to fathom what went on.

SPOILERS AHEAD. No ones playing it though, so who cares.

So for some reason a dragon chooses you, rips out your heart and nicks it. He keeps you alive with his dragon magic and calls out to you that you must find him.

You find the dragon and he offers to make you immortal or you can try and slay him.

If you don't fight him, he keeps your heart but you get on with your life. Fair deal really, but you ain't The Arisen. Turns out there's been loads of peeps that's had a crack at the dragon and died or shat their pants and took his offer. You meet some of the people who took the dragons offer throughout the game including the king.

As luck would have it, you do fight the dragon and kick his ass. He gives you your heart back and opens a rift to the spirit world for some reason.

So you jump down the rift and get some trinkets and open the rift Fo' Realz. Turns out that God's waiting for you - well it is a Japanese game and they're obsessed with this shit.

God says, in a nut shell, I keep making people with the strength to be a god but make these shitty trials to test you to see if you're worth it. First task: defeat a dragon. Check. Second: get up here. Check. Lastly: kick my ass.

So, he says, if you don't win then I'll turn you into a dragon and send you back to earth and you can help me find someone decent by nicking their heart out their chest, that gets their attention, and you can be the first part of the trial for me.

He goes on to say, the plan is, by keep having these trials for all eternity each Arisen that beats god should be better than the last god so, fingers crossed, over time you'll have a awesome god who's aces.

Anyway , you're sick of his blather by this time and slice him up and, like, totally BE Goro. I mean, God.

Turns out being god is boring so you kill yourself with the only magic sword that can kill a god.

The End.

Oh, Cept as your body falls to earth, your faithful Pawn jumps inside your body. COOL BEANS. Y'see the pawns are empty vessels but cause, like, you're totally in love with yours, your dying wish (probably, I'm making this last bit up) is that can have a proper life. So they get in your body and live life as a normal person. FUCK YEAH FOR THE WIN.

LE FIN.


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 Post subject: Re: Dragon's Dogma - Capcom's answer to Dark Souls and Skyrim?
PostPosted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 23:17 
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That's as Japanese as all hell.


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 Post subject: Re: Dragon's Dogma - Capcom's answer to Dark Souls and Skyrim?
PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:18 
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Yeah, like I said, pretty fucking weird! Especially the two last bits!

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 Post subject: Re: Dragon's Dogma - Capcom's answer to Dark Souls and Skyrim?
PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 13:10 
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Dragon's Dogma Online will be revealed SOON ENOUGH

http://www.vg247.com/2015/01/27/dragons ... s-famitsu/

Personally, I liked Dragon's Dogma so go fuck yourself nay sayers.


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 Post subject: Re: Dragon's Dogma - Capcom's answer to Dark Souls and Skyrim?
PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 13:28 
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No plans for a Western launch, though. This'll be for the Koreans, no doubt.

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 Post subject: Re: Dragon's Dogma - Capcom's answer to Dark Souls and Skyrim?
PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 13:30 
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God damn Koreans getting the best stuff. This, Kim Jong Un, Old Boy, and some other stuff.


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 Post subject: Re: Dragon's Dogma - Capcom's answer to Dark Souls and Skyrim?
PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:23 
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It's got a video now.

http://www.vg247.com/2015/01/29/dragons ... -monsters/

Playstation 3 & 4. And PC. Dirty PC. I love my PC.


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 Post subject: Re: Dragon's Dogma - Capcom's answer to Dark Souls and Skyrim?
PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2015 23:47 
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The PC version of this aging game is either out soon or out now.

So let's compare the PC & PS3.



It's looks a big old step up an' all and, thank fuck, they've got rid of those bloody black borders.


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 Post subject: Re: Dragon's Dogma - Capcom's answer to Dark Souls and Skyrim?
PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:27 
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But now it's less cinematic.

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 Post subject: Re: Dragon's Dogma - Capcom's answer to Dark Souls and Skyrim?
PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2017 17:29 
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And now 3rd October you can play this on your PS4 and XB1.



I liked this I think.


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 Post subject: Re: Dragon's Dogma - Capcom's answer to Dark Souls and Skyrim?
PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2017 17:31 
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I just reread my summary of the ending. Yeah, it was pretty brilliant.

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
Satsuma wrote:
I've had to watch all eight endings on youtube to fathom what went on.

SPOILERS AHEAD. No ones playing it though, so who cares.

So for some reason a dragon chooses you, rips out your heart and nicks it. He keeps you alive with his dragon magic and calls out to you that you must find him.

You find the dragon and he offers to make you immortal or you can try and slay him.

If you don't fight him, he keeps your heart but you get on with your life. Fair deal really, but you ain't The Arisen. Turns out there's been loads of peeps that's had a crack at the dragon and died or shat their pants and took his offer. You meet some of the people who took the dragons offer throughout the game including the king.

As luck would have it, you do fight the dragon and kick his ass. He gives you your heart back and opens a rift to the spirit world for some reason.

So you jump down the rift and get some trinkets and open the rift Fo' Realz. Turns out that God's waiting for you - well it is a Japanese game and they're obsessed with this shit.

God says, in a nut shell, I keep making people with the strength to be a god but make these shitty trials to test you to see if you're worth it. First task: defeat a dragon. Check. Second: get up here. Check. Lastly: kick my ass.

So, he says, if you don't win then I'll turn you into a dragon and send you back to earth and you can help me find someone decent by nicking their heart out their chest, that gets their attention, and you can be the first part of the trial for me.

He goes on to say, the plan is, by keep having these trials for all eternity each Arisen that beats god should be better than the last god so, fingers crossed, over time you'll have a awesome god who's aces.

Anyway , you're sick of his blather by this time and slice him up and, like, totally BE Goro. I mean, God.

Turns out being god is boring so you kill yourself with the only magic sword that can kill a god.

The End.

Oh, Cept as your body falls to earth, your faithful Pawn jumps inside your body. COOL BEANS. Y'see the pawns are empty vessels but cause, like, you're totally in love with yours, your dying wish (probably, I'm making this last bit up) is that can have a proper life. So they get in your body and live life as a normal person. FUCK YEAH FOR THE WIN.

LE FIN.


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 Post subject: Re: Dragon's Dogma - Capcom's answer to Dark Souls and Skyrim?
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