Be Excellent To Each Other

Two tables are probably indicated.

Curio
Mr Dave
Craster
Bobby
Grim...
Other Dave
APOD
HOC 1
HOC 2
HOC 3

Yeah, two teams needed. I'll let Al know.

Also, now Grim... will spoil it by saying it isn't three chicks.

Banned if he does. We learned our lesson after the HOC+boyfriend debacle of 3 months back.

+1

Table 2 confirmed.

That was neither a HOC, or her boyfriend.

But yes, all girls. The Ex-HOC and two HOCs.

She was a HOC, and they clearly fucked afterwards. NO repeaty.

What, did you sniff her the next morning, or something?

No, silly. Craster checked and told me to smell his fingers.

I was sat next to them. I sniffed myself the next morning while I was trying to soap off the pheromones.

Bitch, please! There...

Okay, public forum!

We never get any new members anyway. We should totally turn BeeX into a darknet.

Well if you had told people The Rules, and The Consequences of breaking The Rules, we wouldn't have to.

Tell you what, when you bring a woman to the quiz that you're not married to, I'll start taking your advice.

So tempted to fire off an email to the four tax HOCs I have. But, it would probably be career ending.

That's why I only invite very select people

Only because you refuse to approve any new members!

Just, you know, out of interest, but y'all know the Hippodrome at Leicester Square has just re-opened as a casino, right?

Yeah. I'm not allowed to do that at the moment.

<Looks at diary>
<Sees that i'm in a meeting, in London, that finishes at 6pm, on Wednesday 15th>

So, where exactly is this place then.

Brick Lane

After that apostrophe, I'm not sure we want you.

It's at Jerusalem bar on Rathbone Place.

https://maps.google.com/maps?q=Jerusale ... 02599&z=19

No idea what you are talking about?

Oh, and that is positively local to me.

Yay! One more victim participant!

What time does it all kick off? I assume that leaving my place at 6 will leave me enough time to cram some food into my face first.

We get there 6-6:30 usually. Quiz starts at 8. They do food there, which is....food.

Alternatively, if you happened to stop off across the road at Byron at 6ish, you might find some devilishly handsome men eating burgers.

The Byron under the big lego coloured building? Corner of Shaftesbury?

No. The Byron on Rathbone Place.

I could do that.

Only if you apply the very broadest definition of 'food'

They have good nachos.

Enough about the barmaids. What about the food?

Your definition of good nachos involves 'no guacamole' though, rendering your opinion broken and wrong.

Also, don't eat the cheese.

Your face is broken and wrong.

All the wrong, in fact. What the fuck, guy?

It's not my cheese to eat.

Hang on... everyone stop... what the fuck? Grim... likes nachos with no guacamole? The fuck?

Anyway, I'm gonna try and come to this. Might try and drag the bearded one, TK-421 or whatever the fuck he calls himself on here, too if I can.

Don't really like it

Remote is in my bag, Bobby!

Thank you. I am guessing you don't really want the films... ?

I seem to have forgotten where we were talking about that

Can someone reliable send me their mobile number, in case I get lost or something.

We don't get great signal in the bar, and it is hard to spot... hang on.

http://goo.gl/maps/C9LfL

See the sign for Jerusalem bar? It's down those steps.

From Oxford Strreet, walk up Rathbone palce. You'll pass a big post office building on your left. Jerusalem is opposite a music shop and a pub called The Wheatsheaf, if memory serves. Walk down thes tairs, or look for Grim... and Craster outside.

Cool, i'm sure i'll find it. I'll likely be in my meeting till 6, so i'll just wander over after that.

so Byron burger then, what time? I think I will struggle to get there before 6:30, is that too late to join in for food?

Yeah. I'm not hanging around at work that long to wait for you to drag your sorry arse there. Don't you finish work at like 4 or some shit? Lazy twat.