Be Excellent To Each Other

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The one you kill by cracking an ashtray over their head when they become too annoying to tolerate anymore

This seems like a very silly topic.

He'd certainly have a rotating tie, and crowdpleasingly set up a MafiaScum game, BUT FOR REAL. And he'd turn out to be the serial killer, natch.

Trufax! Me and a couple of mates at college once sent off a mini-script for a Channel 5 competition which revolved around who could think of the most inventive way to kill off an annoying Eastenders character. We came up with this fantastic one where Barry is actually selling tanks to Saddam Hussein from the car lot, leading Frank to say, "Tanks a lot Barry," when he is arrested by the UN. Barry switches to selling washing machines with rabid dogs inside them, to be fired from catapults as weapons of mass destruction. Annoying character spots cute dog inside washing machine and crawls inside, is locked accidently within and then shipped off to Iraq where she is catapulted at a lantern jawed US marine division.

Frustratingly, we didn't win. Some blank-faced moron did with a push-her-off-a-cliff idea.

Nigel who used to run the video shop.

Eddie Royal.

[crosses fingers]

Is he the one with the quite-big frizzy hair, sort of Leo Sayer-ish?

chinnyhill10!

Fuck off!

Of course, a CPC starred in Eastenders. One character appeared to run an entire design company from a CPC 464 in his flat. Apparently Cliff Lawson (or perhaps someone else who used to post on the CPC usenet group, I forget) knocked up some routines for the BBC that made it look like he was designing things.

There was also one storyline where Frank Butcher was flogging GX4000's. No I'm not making it up, it's true!

Colin, wasn't it? The only Eastenders character to be played by an MEP.

Bloody foreigners, coming over here and stealing our dead babies.

We need them for making dead baby floats.

"Must give child to doctor, crazy jumper man. Niiice!"