Be Excellent To Each Other

I don't know what has changed and I love it.

I think dots for topics that you have posted in should be a feature only open to subscribers who pay £2 per month.

What happened to the new forum you were building based on all the feature requests?

Make everything optional in profiles!!!

I'd like Mr Russell to be optional, with the default "off".

That had nothing to do with this forum.


What would be the point? Dotted topics were disabled to reduce load on the server - if people can have them on it has to keep track of all of them anyway.

take the dots away.

Waaah waaah waaah you didn't consult every single one of us that use this forum for free and you didn't go through a lengthy process of voting and arguing followed by ongoing petty sniping. I demand transparency.

Would it help if we had sub-forums instead of one big one?

Not as much as topic icons

I've grown quite accustomed to the dots. But I've had cataracts for a while now.

It's like a light show in your face every day, 24/7.

I never noticed them before, but now I have and I appreciate the extra strain they put on the server, I think they're almost pointless.

I never noticed you before, but now I have and I appreciate the extra strain you put on the server, I think you're almost pointless.

He's more useful being stuffed and used as a draught excluder.

Lies. You noticed me a while back.

The forum is too fast now. Please make it slower.

Some of the dots are still appearing.

This forum is too busy. Please do something rash and alienate around 95% of the members kthx X

I'm fiddling with spoilers, in case you didn't guess.

Bear with!

Impressive fiddling.

Impressive but now what if I decide I don't want to read the spoiler when I start reading it?!!1

That last one broke jQuery


viewtopic.php?p=721186#p721186

This does the sum total of fuck all when I click on it here, in either chrome or firefox.

It works in IE8

No worky for me in chrome either.

Rodger.

Am I saying "bear with" wrong? Tell me it's broken once it's finished, cocks.

Which is now

all feedback, all the time. live, as it happens.

it works now.

It's broken

Go on..?

(Not really. Just following instructions)

My sides.

I didn't change the mobile one, anyway.

Yeah, not on the mobile one this week. Due to being at home on holiday. (And if I wasn't at home on holiday, I'd be at home for being amazingly ill reasons.)

Not particularly sure what the change made is currently.

Ah. I use mobile site at work. So ignore me.

Wasn't that a Sonic Youth album?

Can't view spoilers in Tapatalk now

Could you ever?

They just displayed fully. It's OK, they changed back to displaying fully after I last posted.

I'm so good to you lot.

You're still not getting bum sex.

Still not? Awww man...

GPOYW was yesterday, dude.

You can't click a link in a spoiler on a phone. A Windows Phone anyway.Oh wait, you can now.

Maybe I mean you can't make a spoilered-and-shrunk image full size.

How's that?

It's spoilered and not shrunk. Correct?

Also, something that doesn't bother me since I retaught my muscle memory but that I don't think I've mentioned, just so you know, don't worry about fixing it unless it's easy, etc:
1) Go to General Discussions
2) Enter a thread using 'go to last post'
3) Use the page link at the bottom to go to the next page
4) Hit 'back' and get the 3) page reloaded instead of the page from 2)
5) Hit 'back' and end up on General Discussions.

So the cache is being replaced for some reason. Given the 'scroll to anchor' brokenness, I expect it's a fuck-up in mobile IE9 (or even the scroll-to-anchor workaround!), and probably an unworkroundable one at that.

Yeah, that looks like MIE9 playing silly buggers.

Also, I'm going to be kicking in the "ignore" code shortly. If the forum breaks or anything, that's why!

Done!
It would have been quicker, but the foe (and friend) information is in an SQL table called "zebra". OBVIOUSLY.