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Author:  Malc [ Tue Nov 18, 2014 21:38 ]
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I know what I am doing after the football then...

Malc

Author:  Malc [ Wed Nov 19, 2014 0:18 ]
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1:56.389

I think I can take maybe a second of that if I do a perfect lap. My best first lap is almost half a second faster...

I assume the cut off for this circuit is Thursday?

Malc

Author:  Trousers [ Wed Nov 19, 2014 9:12 ]
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I think I need a new route. To the ghost download-a-tron tonight I think!

Been good to get back into this again.

Author:  myp [ Wed Nov 19, 2014 9:17 ]
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Three seconds? I'm not sure I can do that. I'll have a go tonight.

Author:  Malc [ Thu Nov 20, 2014 23:21 ]
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1:55.958

I could still take half a second of that as my best first lap is still .4 seconds quicker than that one.

But I don't think I'll be able to

Malc

Author:  Satsuma [ Thu Nov 20, 2014 23:54 ]
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YOU CAN DO IT, MALC. DO IT. DOOOO IT. Show them fools how it's done. Goddamn fools. You trippin' if you think Malc ain't gon' diss yo fly gurls. One mo' gin, Malc. One mo' gin.

Author:  Malc [ Thu Nov 20, 2014 23:58 ]
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:roll:

Malc

Author:  Malc [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 0:00 ]
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:) :kiss:

Malc

Author:  Mimi [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:13 ]
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Saturnalian wrote:
YOU CAN DO IT, MALC. DO IT. DOOOO IT.


The Little Malc That Knew He Could.

Author:  Mimi [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:14 ]
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People who have seen Little Malc and the two buddies he likes to hang out with may wish to re-bleach their memories about now.

Author:  Cras [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:57 ]
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Thanks for that, Mimi.



Thmimi.

Author:  Mimi [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 18:43 ]
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You are so, so very welcome.

Author:  myp [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 23:33 ]
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Malc wrote:
1:55.958

I could still take half a second of that as my best first lap is still .4 seconds quicker than that one.

But I don't think I'll be able to

Malc

1:55.086.

Author:  Malc [ Sat Nov 22, 2014 0:46 ]
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"Ooh I don't think I can take 3 seconds off my time"

And then proceeds to take 4.5 seconds off...

malc

Author:  myp [ Sat Nov 22, 2014 1:19 ]
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Malc wrote:
"Ooh I don't think I can take 3 seconds off my time"

And then proceeds to take 4.5 seconds off...

malc

I often undersell myself.

Author:  Grim... [ Sat Nov 22, 2014 13:49 ]
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American Nervoso wrote:
Malc wrote:
"Ooh I don't think I can take 3 seconds off my time"

And then proceeds to take 4.5 seconds off...

malc

I often undersell myself.

Agree. I mean that, in itself, is achieving the impossible.

Author:  myp [ Sat Nov 22, 2014 17:46 ]
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Grim... wrote:
American Nervoso wrote:
Malc wrote:
"Ooh I don't think I can take 3 seconds off my time"

And then proceeds to take 4.5 seconds off...

malc

I often undersell myself.

Agree. I mean that, in itself, is achieving the impossible.

:metul:

Author:  Malc [ Sun Nov 23, 2014 21:42 ]
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1:54.567!

Malc

Author:  myp [ Sun Nov 23, 2014 21:44 ]
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Malc wrote:
1:54.567!

Malc

:metul:

-edit- doesn't count unless you upload your ghost! It says your best is 1:56.389…

Author:  myp [ Sun Nov 23, 2014 22:36 ]
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Got it down to 1:54.8 - not sure I can beat that though. For reelz this time.

Author:  Malc [ Sun Nov 23, 2014 23:26 ]
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American Nervoso wrote:
Malc wrote:
1:54.567!

Malc

:metul:

-edit- doesn't count unless you upload your ghost! It says your best is 1:56.389…


Hmmm

I uploaded it, is there a delay?

Malc

Author:  Malc [ Sun Nov 23, 2014 23:28 ]
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Malc wrote:
American Nervoso wrote:
Malc wrote:
1:54.567!

Malc

:metul:

-edit- doesn't count unless you upload your ghost! It says your best is 1:56.389…


Hmmm

I uploaded it, is there a delay?

Malc

Uploaded it again, just in case...

Malc

Author:  Satsuma [ Sun Nov 23, 2014 23:43 ]
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I always knew you could do it, Malc. I like to feel that I had a hand in this so, you could say, I am the winner here.

Author:  Malc [ Sun Nov 23, 2014 23:51 ]
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You had a hand in little Malc coming first?

Malc

Author:  Satsuma [ Sun Nov 23, 2014 23:59 ]
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*smirk*

Author:  Trousers [ Mon Nov 24, 2014 9:50 ]
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I am now literally too old for this shit.

You're all better than me and I can't find the time / energy to try and beat those times because they are so far away from mine.

I hope you're all very happy destroying the old man.

Author:  Hearthly [ Mon Nov 24, 2014 10:11 ]
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Trousers wrote:
I am now literally too old for this shit.

You're all better than me and I can't find the time / energy to try and beat those times because they are so far away from mine.

I hope you're all very happy destroying the old man.


BEST POST EVER.

Congrats to everyone who has beaten Trousers' times and made him feel miserable and old, because that's how his times made me feel.

Obviously this makes me a proper cack-handed mongo because I'm younger and more virile than him, so I should have been able to beat his times.

I need to tuck into the Mario Kart DLC at some point, I had a quick look last week but I was absolutely full of a rotten cold so didn't have much enthusiasm on the go, (although even through the fog of death it looked jolly lovely), and since then have dived back into WoW and that's been eating up games time, but Mario Kart would be worth setting some time aside for.

Author:  Mimi [ Mon Nov 24, 2014 10:35 ]
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I'm too old and stupid to have even managed to work out how you race these ghost things, so by that measure I'm the most :facepalm:

Author:  myp [ Mon Nov 24, 2014 13:31 ]
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Trousers wrote:
I am now literally too old for this shit.

You're all better than me and I can't find the time / energy to try and beat those times because they are so far away from mine.

I hope you're all very happy destroying the old man.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Author:  myp [ Mon Nov 24, 2014 20:47 ]
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How about Mute City? First decent go is 2:08.373.

Author:  Malc [ Tue Nov 25, 2014 0:36 ]
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2:08.381! :(

Malc

Author:  Malc [ Tue Nov 25, 2014 0:42 ]
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2:05.904!

About a second to come off that if I hit all the boosts...

Malc

Author:  romanista [ Tue Dec 02, 2014 12:08 ]
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ahg mute city.. i'll try that tonight

Author:  Trousers [ Mon Dec 15, 2014 9:09 ]
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I decided to have a go at this yesterday having previously thrown my MK8 shaped toys out of the pram;

I got my 3 stars for the Triforce Cup and managed to get 2:04:981 on Mute City having discovered the shortcut.

I love it again now. Like the fickle shit I am.

Author:  myp [ Mon Dec 15, 2014 9:12 ]
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We're all playing Mario Kart 9 now.

Author:  romanista [ Tue Dec 16, 2014 10:08 ]
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Jens has his 8th birthday today, i guess he'll beat me at mario kart 8 from now on.. he's been getitng clooser the last couple of weeks..

Author:  myp [ Tue Dec 16, 2014 10:10 ]
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romanista wrote:
Jens has his 8th birthday today, i guess he'll beat me at mario kart 8 from now on.. he's been getitng clooser the last couple of weeks..

8!!!

Author:  romanista [ Sat Dec 20, 2014 21:30 ]
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American Nativity wrote:
romanista wrote:
Jens has his 8th birthday today, i guess he'll beat me at mario kart 8 from now on.. he's been getitng clooser the last couple of weeks..

8!!!



Yup that is what I thought too. Feels much bigger than 7.

Author:  romanista [ Tue Jan 06, 2015 9:59 ]
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Game of the year, obviously
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2014- ... -year-2014

Bought the amiibo Luigi, so you can now find me around in a mii Luigi suit...

anyone in for a game on thursday..?

Author:  myp [ Tue Jan 06, 2015 10:24 ]
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I can do Thursday. :)

Author:  Mr Dave [ Tue Jan 06, 2015 15:11 ]
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Curiously, voice chat appears to not work during the races, which makes it somewhat less appealing to play. Unless you have a nearby pc or something similar to connect to a more sensible voice chat system (I use a paid for team speak thing)

which probably means I can't be bothered. Multiplayer with no voice just seems cold.

Author:  Trousers [ Tue Jan 06, 2015 15:43 ]
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I'm up for this.

Should set up a WhatsApp group or the like for added abuse instead of vocalising the rage

Author:  romanista [ Wed Jan 07, 2015 13:32 ]
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Ah great idea... I'll dm you my phone number too add...

Author:  Trousers [ Thu Jan 08, 2015 9:07 ]
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So who's up for this tonight then?

So far just me, Romanista and the artist formerly known as myp. I have nudged Hearthly gently.

Author:  myp [ Thu Jan 08, 2015 9:08 ]
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What time?

Author:  Trousers [ Thu Jan 08, 2015 14:14 ]
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8:30pm I believe.

Author:  myp [ Thu Jan 08, 2015 14:15 ]
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I will ask Russ and Mimi.

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jan 08, 2015 14:53 ]
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Future Warrior wrote:
I will ask Russ and Mimi.

It's okay, I'm sure they'll let you play.

Author:  myp [ Thu Jan 08, 2015 15:48 ]
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They can be strict sometimes.

Trousers: do you want to be mother later or shall I? Mimi and Russ are in, but they don't know how to join games with friends. Nor do I, actually.

Author:  Trousers [ Thu Jan 08, 2015 16:03 ]
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I have no idea either but as the oldest bastard on the track I feel beholden to try and work it out for you pesky kids.

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