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Author:  Mimi [ Mon Jun 16, 2014 20:21 ]
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Author:  Grim... [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 0:05 ]
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Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 0:36 ]
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*mixture of sensations*

Author:  Mimi [ Fri Jun 20, 2014 21:14 ]
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Just saw this spammy ad in a sidebar:
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Is one of the 5 easy secrets that he's Usain Bolt?

Author:  TheVision [ Fri Jun 20, 2014 23:03 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
Grim... wrote:
A classic "new boy at the builder's yard" joke.
Along with elbow grease and glass hammers.


A long stand, a bucket of steam....


I remember at school, a kid in my year on work experience got sent for a long stand. He waited for a bit, then just went home. Good work.

Author:  Bobbyaro [ Fri Jun 20, 2014 23:56 ]
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Image :DD

Author:  Curiosity [ Sat Jun 21, 2014 0:25 ]
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The dramatic wrist flourish! :DD

Author:  Trousers [ Thu Jul 03, 2014 17:31 ]
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Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jul 03, 2014 19:18 ]
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Amaze.

Author:  Trooper [ Thu Jul 03, 2014 20:09 ]
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Image

:blown:

Author:  Mimi [ Thu Jul 03, 2014 21:17 ]
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That can't be true. Russell has got thumbs the size of saucers. We'd be doomed.

Author:  NervousPete [ Thu Jul 03, 2014 21:30 ]
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Trooper wrote:
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:blown:


Only that's bollocks. That rule actually pertains to bleves. These are 'boiling liquid expanding vapour explosions' and are highly destructive, it says here. Firemen have a 'rule of thumb' for these where if the scene is too big to cover with a thumb held outstretched, then you're too close. Even a small bleve (from say a propane cylinder) can fling debris half a mile.

In the instance of mushroom clouds the official line is to seek shelter for a number of very pertinent reasons. First of all unless the curvature of the earth was between you and the cloud, it would most likely always be bigger than your thumb. Secondly, the blast wave would have knocked over trees and telegraph poles even up to thirty miles away, impeding your exit. Thirdly, you don't want to be outside when the next one goes off owing to thermal pulse that can scorch you or blind you up to dozens of miles away. Fourth, the wind direction might actually be taking the fallout away from you and you may evacuate into the shadow of another mushroom cloud fallout zone. Fifth, fallout zones can spread hundreds of miles, especially from ground bursts. Sixth, seeking shelter for a period of several weeks away from the dust if possible is infinitely preferable to stumbling around in it.

That man is needlessly endangering people's health during nuclear armageddon!

Author:  Trooper [ Thu Jul 03, 2014 21:36 ]
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Jeez Pete, you take all the fun out of nuclear armaggedon.

Author:  NervousPete [ Thu Jul 03, 2014 21:56 ]
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Trooper wrote:
Jeez Pete, you take all the fun out of nuclear armaggedon.


Yu... you're right. Must find FUN in the nuclear SUN. :'(

Author:  NervousPete [ Thu Jul 03, 2014 22:09 ]
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John Goodman is here to dig me out of my radioactive comedy grave!

Author:  Trousers [ Thu Aug 21, 2014 9:00 ]
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This person just appeared as someone to possibly connect to on LinkedIn

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Which is basically a carbon copy of;

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Why would you choose that picture? WHY?

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Sep 16, 2014 15:30 ]
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Author:  Hearthly [ Fri Oct 31, 2014 11:13 ]
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Author:  Slightly Green [ Wed Nov 19, 2014 11:23 ]
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Author:  Grim... [ Tue Dec 09, 2014 15:54 ]
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You ner nuffin, Jon Snurr!

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Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jan 28, 2015 1:51 ]
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Author:  GazChap [ Wed Jan 28, 2015 10:17 ]
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Hnnnngh. I hate Anchorman, but even I know the quote is "Boy, that escalated quickly."

Author:  myp [ Wed Jan 28, 2015 10:25 ]
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GazChap wrote:
Hnnnngh. I hate Anchorman, but even I know the quote is "Boy, that escalated quickly."

Yep, but the best know meme is this one, so it was probably copied from that.

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Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Jan 29, 2015 21:20 ]
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Known.

Author:  DavPaz [ Fri Jan 30, 2015 13:40 ]
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Author:  lasermink [ Sat Jan 31, 2015 5:45 ]
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This is apparently from an actual video game:
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Taken from this article on PC Gamer: The 10 worst and most WTF adventure game puzzles

Author:  TheVision [ Tue Jun 02, 2015 12:11 ]
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http://m.imgur.com/gallery/NQaWUpa

I can't upload gifs in my phone but this has made me laugh a lot today.

Author:  Warhead [ Thu Aug 06, 2015 16:17 ]
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I like that the student was awarded 0.5 marks and 'nice try.'

Author:  DavPaz [ Tue Oct 13, 2015 11:14 ]
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http://gfycat.com/ScentedBaggyErin.gifv

Actually laughed out loud.

edit: Fuck it, click the link

Author:  Malc [ Tue Oct 13, 2015 11:31 ]
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http://giant.gfycat.com/ScentedBaggyErin.gif

No I can't do that either

Author:  Hearthly [ Thu Feb 18, 2016 15:48 ]
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Saw this on a walk around town earlier.

Bowel of chips anyone? The 'noddles' sound good too.

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Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Thu Feb 18, 2016 15:51 ]
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I'm stealing that!

Author:  myp [ Thu Feb 18, 2016 15:59 ]
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I have a bowel of chips right now

Author:  Curiosity [ Thu Feb 18, 2016 20:30 ]
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I'm too busy eating my noddles

Author:  Mr Russell [ Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:59 ]
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heh
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Author:  Kern [ Fri Feb 19, 2016 10:09 ]
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What's worse is when they put the dirty dish on the wrong side. There must always be a smooth flow from dirty -> sink -> drying bit.

Author:  Cras [ Fri Feb 19, 2016 10:33 ]
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Dirty dishes put straight in the sink *rage*

Author:  Mr Dave [ Fri Feb 19, 2016 10:35 ]
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Cras wrote:
Dirty dishes put straight in the sink *rage*

Do they require a prewash cycle of you licking them clean then?

Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Fri Feb 19, 2016 10:50 ]
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Mr Dave wrote:
Cras wrote:
Dirty dishes put straight in the sink *rage*

Do they require a prewash cycle of you licking them clean then?


No, they should be put to one side so you can then fill the bowl with clean warm water and start washing.
If dishes or cutlery just get thrown in there, you either have to empty everything out again, or start the washing up with filthy water.

Author:  Cras [ Fri Feb 19, 2016 10:51 ]
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:this:

Author:  Bamba [ Fri Feb 19, 2016 10:51 ]
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Dr Zoidberg wrote:
Mr Dave wrote:
Cras wrote:
Dirty dishes put straight in the sink *rage*

Do they require a prewash cycle of you licking them clean then?


No, they should be put to one side so you can then fill the bowl with clean warm water and start washing.
If dishes or cutlery just get thrown in there, you either have to empty everything out again, or start the washing up with filthy water.


So very much :this:. Only fucking savages do anything else.

Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Fri Feb 19, 2016 10:54 ]
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Bamba wrote:
Dr Zoidberg wrote:
Mr Dave wrote:
Cras wrote:
Dirty dishes put straight in the sink *rage*

Do they require a prewash cycle of you licking them clean then?


No, they should be put to one side so you can then fill the bowl with clean warm water and start washing.
If dishes or cutlery just get thrown in there, you either have to empty everything out again, or start the washing up with filthy water.


So very much :this:. Only fucking savages do anything else.


What's even more annoying is when we have *A DISHWASHER* and someone comes back from work and throws the minging cutlery straight into the bowl instead of putting them in the machine.

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Fri Feb 19, 2016 22:05 ]
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Bamba wrote:
Dr Zoidberg wrote:
Mr Dave wrote:
Cras wrote:
Dirty dishes put straight in the sink *rage*

Do they require a prewash cycle of you licking them clean then?


No, they should be put to one side so you can then fill the bowl with clean warm water and start washing.
If dishes or cutlery just get thrown in there, you either have to empty everything out again, or start the washing up with filthy water.


So very much :this:. Only fucking savages do anything else.

:this:

*glares at Joans*

Author:  MrChris [ Fri Feb 19, 2016 22:09 ]
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WTF?!?!? Who the fuck fills the bowl up with water? You sploosh detergent onto the sponge, then just wash everything under a running tap.

Author:  Mr Dave [ Fri Feb 19, 2016 22:13 ]
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MrChris wrote:
WTF?!?!? Who the fuck fills the bowl up with water? You put everything in the dishwasher.

Fixed that for you.

Author:  Cras [ Sat Feb 20, 2016 1:35 ]
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MrChris wrote:
WTF?!?!? Who the fuck fills the bowl up with water? You sploosh detergent onto the sponge, then just wash everything under a running tap.


Which is equally fine, but there'a not space to do that if some cocknozzle has filled the sunken with dishes.

Author:  Cras [ Sat Feb 20, 2016 1:35 ]
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Sunken? Fuck you, Apple

Author:  JohnCoffey [ Mon Feb 22, 2016 15:23 ]
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Baaabe, can we go to this restaurant please?

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Author:  Warhead [ Mon Feb 22, 2016 18:53 ]
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Only when the tide is out.

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Jul 04, 2016 21:23 ]
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