Be Excellent To Each Other

Lolzoid

One Inch Head

Mork.

Dammit, I thought I was onto a winner there!

What about Lancelot??

How about Ocelot??

Ultimate Warrior

The Hulk Hogan Penguin.

Windsor Davies

Aghanistan
The Boston Strangler

MEREDITH X CHEEZBURGER III

Neville.

Nathan.

Cheggers.

Bapley.

Actually A Post-Op Lord Lucan.

Karras.

JC.

Serious Sam.

Anyonymous, Alarmingly Bulky Marine.

the "man"

Charles
Montgomery
Homer
Bart (art, bart, cart, dart, eart....no nothing)

Bort

Right, I've been through the suggestions. Some very good ones there, but obviously the list had to be culled to fit into a poll. So if your suggestion's not in there, it's because it's shit.

Click click click

Go Guy!

"Alright, Guy?"

Brilliant!

I've voted, but I'm dissapointed Pete isn't in this list. Shame.

I told you, man, we've got one in the family, so it's disqualified. I'm gutted, but them's the rules

Whoever came up with the winning name gets an Honourable Mention on the birth certificate.

Mr Chris, can you give us a hint as to your surname, for the purpose of choosing a first name?

I said Jake. Since I know your surname I think this would be a kickass overall name.

It has to be Samuel. Then he will be Samuel L. HAS TO BE SAMUEL.

Is Mr Chris' surname 'LeSnake'???

It should be.

Then he'll just be copying me.

Change yours

Years later, young Master L asks his father where his name came from. Mr L spins some yarn about heroic war vetern shot in the Crimea to hide embarrassment that it was actually a poll on the Internet.

(Still, I have a lingering fear that my brother and I were named after characters in the 'Archers')

Your child is called Samuel? Chris should call his child Murray.

Snoopy is great.

"Yo Snoop, quit ya ballin' and come in for yo tea"

It is Lewis. A mighty surname reflecting the Irish and Welsh history of the family, eh.



We had Samuel down as our first son's name, but he didn't look like one. So we were there first, Grim..., wejust chose not to use it. We bagsied it, though, so you owe us royalties.

Jake Lewis is the name of an owner. Go with Jake.

Call it Leona.

Why is Mr Splashy Pants not an option?

Huey Dewieand

Huey would be fine as long as he marries a lass called Lucy Andthenews.

I have an Uncle Spashypants, so it was disqualified. Sorry!

Torn. I am TORN.

I hope to god you're not lying naked on the floor, or at least, won't prove this here.

I am not at the moment. You have beaten the odds, sir.

Voted Benjamin but consider just "Ben", he's only going to end up shortening it his entirely life anyway, why not save him the trouble and give him a free minor talking point.

Then Derren Brown can impress him by saying "You've never been a Benjamin, have you?"

In that case, you may as well give him the full name, so he gets to use both if he wants to.

Not really because Ben is a much better name. You could call him BenjaminGaywood as a first name if you like but it'd be annoying when he had to provide the full thing.

I went Jake/Jacob.


I wanted to go for snoopy...but I knew it would be a wasted vote

Vote for Richard Gaywood if you don't want a wasted vote.

How did I guess that Richard Gaywood would be the most popular?

I voted for Dread Pirate Roberts, but only because Inigo was not there. Plus, it's an ace name.

Arthur was a close second though. Actually, i voted for that and changed my mind twice.

I'm afraid I find that name offensive. The term "wood" is disgusting and I'm going to write to Microsoft complaining that all references to it are removed from everything, ever.

My 13 year old is called Samuel, you're both either late to the party or I'm really old

My Dad's middle name is Samuel, so my Grand Parents were obviously really early to the party!

Malc

My grandfather's father was called Samuel. I think he was the first ever Samuel.