Yeah, I guess so. Still seems unlikely though.

"Diagonally split" is what I was trying to say with "opposite rear one"

My teeth hurt.

Like - most of them.

My teeth hurt.

Like - most of them.

My heart is being more of a dick since I removed the week long heart monitor. It's like it knows!

It did capture some events, but it's now sitting in my pocket and not being analysed by the doctors because I need to post it in a particular box and that box is at home and I never remember it when I'm there because Maria is away and Onóra is being difficult and we now also have mice and it is all a bit much really.

In other cockwomble news, I was hoping to have an update on my neighbours, ideally them moving out, but it seems they're still together and him hitting his future mother-in-law hasn't made a dent on the relationship. Still, at least they're quieter than they were before, although it's perhaps just the calm before the next inevitable storm.

It'll all be ok, really. And we're here if you need us.

In relation to the box, I find myself forgetting things like this all the time, however, I know I always check I have my phone before I leave the house, so set a reminder alarm to go off 5 minutes before you leave and you should hopefully then have no reason not to go and grab the box on your way out the door.

I just called the Government Legal Department to find out about the progress of a company restoration. There was no answer so I had to leave a message.

I was talking away and then it just said "Press 1 to listen, 2 to re-record" etc so I truncated my message in my head and pressed 2 to go again.

At that point my brain melted and halfway through I said "oh this is fucked up, I am going to have to re-record this shit" and pressed 3 instead of 2 which saved the message and cut me off with no option to re-record.

Awesome - I had left my name and where I was from and then some gibberish followed by "oh this is fucked up". GO ME.

I just called the Government Legal Department to find out about the progress of a company restoration. There was no answer so I had to leave a message.

I was talking away and then it just said "Press 1 to listen, 2 to re-record" etc so I truncated my message in my head and pressed 2 to go again.

At that point my brain melted and halfway through I said "oh this is fucked up, I am going to have to re-record this shit" and pressed 3 instead of 2 which saved the message and cut me off with no option to re-record.

Awesome - I had left my name and where I was from and then some gibberish followed by "oh this is fucked up". GO ME.

Only just seen this.

Unless things have changed since I last had to do it, the average cost of restoration is c£4k, so may not be worth your time.

"Diagonally split"

Just get your spare headphones out of your bag.

I flushed my sunglasses down the shitter at work

I flushed my sunglasses down the shitter at work

Been to the vets this morning. My big lovely mutt has neuropathy, along with the quite chronic arthritis. Prognosis is two months at best

Been to the vets this morning. My big lovely mutt has neuropathy, along with the quite chronic arthritis. Prognosis is two months at best

Been to the vets this morning. My big lovely mutt has neuropathy, along with the quite chronic arthritis. Prognosis is two months at best

Been to the vets this morning. My big lovely mutt has neuropathy, along with the quite chronic arthritis. Prognosis is two months at best

I have come down with manflu overnight - was supposed to go to a beer festival with dad and bro in law tomorrow, but I'm not going to be well enough