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Author: | Mimi [ Fri Jul 15, 2016 12:54 ] |
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Sorry... Isis have APPLICATION FORMS?!?! This is the most bizarre thing I've read all year, and it's 2016, the Chinese Year Of The WTF. |
Author: | Squirt [ Fri Jul 15, 2016 13:01 ] |
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And a 24-hour technical support helpline : ISIS has its own 24-hour tech support called 'Jihadi Help Desk'' |
Author: | Mimi [ Fri Jul 15, 2016 13:58 ] |
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Nice airport has been evacuated with arm guards on GHE scene. Taking place now. |
Author: | asfish [ Fri Jul 15, 2016 15:01 ] |
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Quote: Nice airport has been evacuated with arm guards on GHE scene. Taking place now. My Aunt and Uncle live there, so I texted my Aunt this morning to see if they were OK She said everyone was fine and that she was in the UK but flying to Nice today I thought she would have issues after something like this |
Author: | Mimi [ Fri Jul 15, 2016 15:14 ] |
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Apparently it was a suspicious package, but everyone evacuated now, and there's been no further report so would hope to expect everyone is safe. Mobile phones are sometimes remotely blocked when there is a suspect package as they have been used as detonators in the past. |
Author: | MaliA [ Fri Jul 15, 2016 15:24 ] |
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Squirt wrote: And a 24-hour technical support helpline : ISIS has its own 24-hour tech support called 'Jihadi Help Desk'' You call it and half the workers explode. |
Author: | miki [ Tue Jul 19, 2016 8:14 ] |
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Mimi wrote: Sorry... Isis have APPLICATION FORMS?!?! And a glossy monthly magazine called Dabiq
This is the most bizarre thing I've read all year, and it's 2016, the Chinese Year Of The WTF. |
Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Tue Jul 19, 2016 8:52 ] |
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miki wrote: Mimi wrote: Sorry... Isis have APPLICATION FORMS?!?! And a glossy monthly magazine called DabiqThis is the most bizarre thing I've read all year, and it's 2016, the Chinese Year Of The WTF. http://www.cracked.com/blog/isis-wants- ... -magazine/ |
Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:26 ] |
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Wait... They need Graphic Designers and I'm guessing their location is a bit of a tax haven... |
Author: | MaliA [ Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:07 ] |
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JohnCoffey wrote: This is not the only song I have trouble listening to. Just after my dad died it was Leaving on a jet plane by John Denver that I just couldn't listen to. Springsten's Bobby Jean reminds me of my friend C. I'd come back from the pub on Dec 30th and there was a note to call my friend T. So, even though it was late, I gave him a call. He told me that C was dead and had hanged herself. The next day, I went surfing and just sat out back for 2 hours, caught one wave, rode it all the way in and that was that. I've never looked up any reports or anything, as that'd remove the faint hope that it'd all been a mix up and she's somewhere doing something. |
Author: | MrChris [ Tue Jul 19, 2016 23:08 ] |
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So, spent about 1200 quid keeping the volvo on the road in the last two weeks. Today on the way home, it started playing up - some dodgy noises from the engine, then it stalled, was hard to restart. Then, on the big slope down into the valley, it kept dying (revs just dropped off constantly and stalled the engine), which meant the electrics went out, which meant the steering went. That was an interesting few hundred meters. Thankfully, there is a very good garage at the bottom of the hill, so the chap there had a look for me despite being closing time. Turns out, for some unknown reason, the coolant had boiled, blown a clip off one of the hoses, and emptied the entire system. 20 minutes and a few gallons of water and a new clip later, car was (and still is) fine. Fucking bonkers. Must have been the weather or something. |
Author: | Grim... [ Tue Jul 19, 2016 23:10 ] |
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Once you've cooked a car enough for it to pack up, it doesn't tend to fully recover. It might be time to start looking around. Could you not smell it? |
Author: | MrChris [ Tue Jul 19, 2016 23:13 ] |
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Nope. And it's absolutely fine now. don't be a pessimist you bastard. Not least as it's booked in to have a new cambelt next week. |
Author: | Cras [ Tue Jul 19, 2016 23:22 ] |
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MrChris wrote: Nope. And it's absolutely fine now. don't be a pessimist you bastard. Not least as it's booked in to have a new cambelt next week. Remember when I cooked my Toyota, then the garage checked it all out and said it was fine to drive, then I drove us home for your stag do? Good times. |
Author: | MrChris [ Tue Jul 19, 2016 23:40 ] |
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Yeah, but that was a shit car. |
Author: | Grim... [ Wed Jul 20, 2016 0:04 ] |
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Once they go they tend to go easier in the future, is all. |
Author: | Grim... [ Thu Jul 21, 2016 13:37 ] |
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I accidentally ordered a naked burrito for lunch rather than a proper one |
Author: | Mimi [ Thu Jul 21, 2016 13:38 ] |
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What is a naked burrito? |
Author: | Grim... [ Thu Jul 21, 2016 13:41 ] |
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It's in a box, rather than in a wrap. |
Author: | Mimi [ Thu Jul 21, 2016 14:07 ] |
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No wrap? That's not a burrito, then. It's just meat, beans, salad snd cheese in a box. That has no right to call itself a burrito, naked or otherwise. Worst. Lunch. Ever. |
Author: | Grim... [ Thu Jul 21, 2016 14:15 ] |
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Hence the post. |
Author: | Mimi [ Thu Jul 21, 2016 14:31 ] |
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Stupidest order ever. |
Author: | Jem [ Thu Jul 21, 2016 21:37 ] |
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How can you accidentally not order the most important part of a burrito? What is wrong with you. |
Author: | MrChris [ Thu Jul 21, 2016 21:38 ] |
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Presumably he assumed the burrito would arrive borne by a naked lady. It's what I would have thought |
Author: | Jem [ Thu Jul 21, 2016 21:43 ] |
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Hm, that would certainly provide confusion, yes. |
Author: | MrChris [ Thu Jul 21, 2016 21:44 ] |
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Why the fuck else would you describe food as "naked"? Bonkers mis-selling |
Author: | Curiosity [ Fri Jul 22, 2016 16:51 ] |
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Jem wrote: How can you accidentally not order the most important part of a burrito? What is wrong with you. Hang on, we don't know whether or not the pulled pork and smoked chorizo were in the box. |
Author: | Squirt [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:52 ] |
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Just found out that a club I used to be involved in has been ripped of to the tune of several grand by the treasurer. They owe a couple of grand in rent to the hall they used and all the various insurance etc has gone unpaid. Everyone's a bit shellshocked and are trying to work out what happens next. It's odd, as it seems it started happening almost exactly at the time I moved and stopped attending. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:57 ] |
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...and bought a several grand car. |
Author: | Kern [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 13:11 ] |
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Squirt wrote: Just found out that a club I used to be involved in has been ripped of to the tune of several grand by the treasurer. They owe a couple of grand in rent to the hall they used and all the various insurance etc has gone unpaid. Everyone's a bit shellshocked and are trying to work out what happens next. Cripes. An organisation I'm involved with suffered that fate shortly before I joined - thankfully someone realised that their insurance included a part about a committee member with their fingers in the till so were able to recoup most of the losses. Just shows that everyone, not just the committee members, ought to pay attention to Treasurers' reports and insist on good record-keeping. |
Author: | Curiosity [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 15:34 ] |
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Squirt wrote: Just found out that a club I used to be involved in has been ripped of to the tune of several grand by the treasurer. They owe a couple of grand in rent to the hall they used and all the various insurance etc has gone unpaid. Everyone's a bit shellshocked and are trying to work out what happens next. It's odd, as it seems it started happening almost exactly at the time I moved and stopped attending. Squirt recently seen with World's Largest Moussaka. |
Author: | Squirt [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 15:41 ] |
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Pfft, as if a few grand's worth of Moussaka is enough to satisfy me! I get through 500 quids worth of moussaka on a slow day. |
Author: | myp [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 16:59 ] |
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My season is over. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 19:00 ] |
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Oh you poor man. What did the doctor say? |
Author: | Mr Dave [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 19:03 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: My season is over. Thats one hell of a self-pleasuring injury. |
Author: | Bobbyaro [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 20:19 ] |
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Add tap water. |
Author: | myp [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 20:20 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: Oh you poor man. What did the doctor say? Went to the walk-in centre. They x-rayed it - broken. Now at A&E waiting for a fracture specialist to see me. |
Author: | lasermink [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 20:27 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: DavPaz wrote: Oh you poor man. What did the doctor say? Went to the walk-in centre. They x-rayed it - broken. Now at A&E waiting for a fracture specialist to see me. All that from playing iRacing? You take it too seriously. |
Author: | Cras [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 20:28 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: DavPaz wrote: Oh you poor man. What did the doctor say? Went to the walk-in centre. They x-rayed it - broken. Now at A&E waiting for a fracture specialist to see me. You should stand up or wave or something. Just waiting there until they see you could take hours. |
Author: | flis [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 21:20 ] |
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Is that the perspective or are your fingers actually that dumpy irl? Also, that looks painful Hope it just needs strapping up and it's not going to be too much of a hindrance. |
Author: | myp [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 21:23 ] |
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flis wrote: Is that the perspective or are your fingers actually that dumpy irl? Also, that looks painful Hope it just needs strapping up and it's not going to be too much of a hindrance. I have delicate hands that have never done a day's work in my life, so must be the perspective. Just been told they're going to splint it, which is what the nurse should have done at the walk-in centre after my X-ray. Wasting A&E resources ftw! |
Author: | Zardoz [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 22:07 ] |
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Ouch! How did you break it? |
Author: | myp [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 22:08 ] |
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Zardoz wrote: Ouch! How did you break it? Failing to catch a cricket ball. |
Author: | Curiosity [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 23:12 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: Zardoz wrote: Ouch! How did you break it? Failing to catch a cricket ball. Due to having Trump-esque dumpy fingers. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Fri Aug 05, 2016 0:27 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: Zardoz wrote: Ouch! How did you break it? Failing to catch a cricket ball. Your captain broke your finger for that?! |
Author: | Mr Russell [ Fri Aug 05, 2016 8:05 ] |
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Ouch, hope it's healing ok and the pain relief you have is working. |
Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Fri Aug 05, 2016 10:29 ] |
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If it gets strapped up, ask for the really cool waterproof velcro-attached strapping that you can take off to wash your hand and then put back on. When I broke my little finger, I spent a week with crappy tape-based stuff that meant couldn't easily shower and it sucked. |
Author: | MaliA [ Fri Aug 05, 2016 10:40 ] |
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Geraint Thomas rode the TdF with a broken pelvis; Tyler Hamilton did it with a broken collarbone; your finger ouchie shouldn't affect your Stickball. But why not check out http://www.physical-sports.co.uk and their range of sports first aid? |
Author: | myp [ Fri Aug 05, 2016 10:50 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Geraint Thomas rode the TdF with a broken pelvis; Tyler Hamilton did it with a broken collarbone; your finger ouchie shouldn't affect your Stickball. Yes, but cyclists are doping fucks - I'm sure they were high as kites at the time. I've just got ibuprofen. And it's a bit difficult holding a bat and throwing a ball when you can't bend one of your fingers. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Fri Aug 05, 2016 10:51 ] |
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Just do one at a time then. |
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