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Author:  Grim... [ Thu Dec 09, 2010 17:15 ]
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Morning sickness
Author:  Zio [ Thu Dec 09, 2010 17:18 ]
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Nothing to do with me.

*holds hands in the air and backs away*
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Dec 09, 2010 17:31 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Morning sickness

I'm sure your wife will support you.
Author:  Cras [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 22:59 ]
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Wife was supposed to have her eyes lazorred today, but apparently her eyes have changed too much over the last few years, so they wouldn't do it. Come back in a year. Quite why they couldn't have told us this a month ago in the consultation where they said it was all systems go, I have no idea. Really annoying, as she was completely psyched up for having it done.
Author:  Cras [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 22:59 ]
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Unexpected DP.
Author:  Malabelm [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 23:01 ]
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Crasmas Pudding wrote:
Unexpected DP.


One per eye?

Also: :hat:
Author:  Grim... [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 23:16 ]
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Crasmas Pudding wrote:
Unexpected DP.

I've seen that video.
Author:  DBSnappa [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 23:32 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Crasmas Pudding wrote:
Unexpected DP.

I've seen that video.

Your life isn't complete until you've starred in one of those videos!

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
As a priapic male prick obviously :)
Author:  Mr Dave [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 23:33 ]
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Crasmas Pudding wrote:
Unexpected DP.


Surely you can't get an unexpected DavPaz, you can see his head coming for miles

I like cock.
Author:  Nik [ Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:54 ]
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2010 has been a fucking shit year and can fuck off.

Not that I expect 2011 to magically make things better.

:'(
Author:  Cras [ Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:21 ]
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11am on Christmas eve, and one of our datacentres in the far east floods, forcing an entire site failover. And I'm in the office. FFS.
Author:  MrChris [ Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:23 ]
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Crasmas Pudding wrote:
11am on Christmas eve, and one of our datacentres in the far east floods, forcing an entire site failover. And I'm in the office. FFS.

I've had to drag myself in to the office today, on Christmas Eve, for a mere 4 hours. 4 HOURS! They're letting us go at 1pm. What was the point in that?
Author:  Grim... [ Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:36 ]
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Ha! That was exactly what my company was going to do, until an IDIOT in said in the management meeting "People will probably think it isn't worth coming in for that short a time."
So now I'm here until 4pm.
Author:  Grim... [ Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:37 ]
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Crasmas Pudding wrote:
11am on Christmas eve, and one of our datacentres in the far east floods, forcing an entire site failover. And I'm in the office. FFS.

Most of that should be automated, no?
Author:  MrChris [ Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:37 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Ha! That was exactly what my company was going to do, until an IDIOT in said in the management meeting "People will probably think it isn't worth coming in for that short a time."
So now I'm here until 4pm.

I hope you throttled him up against a wall bellended his mobile gave him a hard time for that.
Author:  Cras [ Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:38 ]
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Yes. Dealing with what happens when you realised that approximately 60% of the automation fails is the main issue. Also bloody Exchange.
Author:  Grim... [ Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:40 ]
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GoodKingWrongceslas wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Ha! That was exactly what my company was going to do, until an IDIOT in said in the management meeting "People will probably think it isn't worth coming in for that short a time."
So now I'm here until 4pm.

I hope you throttled him up against a wall bellended his mobile gave him a hard time for that.

Her. And yes.
However, it's both of the 'big' bosses, me, and three other people in the office today.
Surely they're going to tell us to fuck off soon.
Author:  Trooper [ Fri Dec 24, 2010 14:20 ]
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First xmas without mum this year, will be difficult to say the least! :(
Author:  Cras [ Fri Dec 24, 2010 14:54 ]
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Crasmas Pudding wrote:
Yes. Dealing with what happens when you realised that approximately 60% of the automation fails is the main issue. Also bloody Exchange.


Yep, there we go. 3 DCs in that country, two in the primary site and one in the DR site. Two of those are the primary and secondary bridgeheads to Exchange - guess which two?

Morons.
Author:  Cras [ Fri Dec 24, 2010 14:56 ]
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Trooper wrote:
First xmas without mum this year, will be difficult to say the least! :(


Sorry to hear that, man. My dad died just before Christmas a number of years back, and it's damned difficult to get in the festive spirit.
Author:  metalangel [ Fri Dec 24, 2010 14:58 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Crasmas Pudding wrote:
11am on Christmas eve, and one of our datacentres in the far east floods, forcing an entire site failover. And I'm in the office. FFS.

Most of that should be automated, no?


What is it with you and automating everything? You'll cry manly tears when your Tomcat drives itself into ravines for you.
Author:  Grim... [ Fri Dec 24, 2010 17:11 ]
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Suicide Turkeys wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Crasmas Pudding wrote:
11am on Christmas eve, and one of our datacentres in the far east floods, forcing an entire site failover. And I'm in the office. FFS.

Most of that should be automated, no?


What is it with you and automating everything? You'll cry manly tears when your Tomcat drives itself into ravines for you.

The amount of control I have over the damned thing sometimes means it does :)
Author:  Trousers [ Fri Dec 24, 2010 18:41 ]
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I have got the shits.

I have been at work all day and shit myself twice.

I got back home at 2:00pm, said hello to the wife and shit myself again.

Nay, Nay and thrice Nay.
Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Jan 10, 2011 23:42 ]
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Last Tuesday I went to the doctor's with a dry, hacking cough I'd had for a couple of weeks and get every so often. They started to chase a diagnosis of asthma. I did peak flow readings, but they were all super high, suggesting no asthma; plus Ventolin didn't help at all. Over the weekend, I started getting breathless with a 100+ bpm heart when doing anything physical at all - even walking up stairs. I'm also fatigued and achey all the time and I still have the cough.

At a doctor's appointment today, she was a hair's breadth away from sending me to hospital for observation for the breathlessness and high heart rate I am suffering from, following an ECG (which was clear) and Pulseox test she didn't like the look of. As it was, I got a strong dose of antibiotics in case it's a bacterial infection, and I have to go back for more tests tomorrow. If I disappear, I'm in hospital. Next most likely diagnosis is a viral infection; then obscure-ish variants of pneumonia etc, and some way out on the probability curve after that is a blood clot on the lung. I'm statistically at a very low risk of that, but I'm a bit alert to the possibility because of recent events.

So, umm, yeah.
Author:  kalmar [ Mon Jan 10, 2011 23:49 ]
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Fuck sake :S

Take it easy mate.
Author:  DBSnappa [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 0:17 ]
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Jeez Rich, that sounds awful. I hope you get well soon bud!
Author:  sdg [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 0:26 ]
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Take it easy and I hope they find and fix the problem soon. Try not to worry too much, all you can do is wait for the doctors to do their stuff so just try and chill out as much as possible in the meantime. Higs from me :hug:
Author:  DBSnappa [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 0:29 ]
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Gilly wrote:
Take it easy and I hope they find and fix the problem soon. Try not to worry too much, all you can do is wait for the doctors to do their stuff so just try and chill out as much as possible in the meantime. Higs from me :hug:


If I throw in the Boson, he'll be infinitely more famous! Oh, you meant "hug" ;)
Author:  sdg [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 0:32 ]
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DBSnappa wrote:
Gilly wrote:
Take it easy and I hope they find and fix the problem soon. Try not to worry too much, all you can do is wait for the doctors to do their stuff so just try and chill out as much as possible in the meantime. Higs from me :hug:


If I throw in the Boson, he'll be infinitely more famous! Oh, you meant "hug" ;)

:D I can't even blame auto correct, I'm on the laptop. I shall blame the fact that I'm lying sideyways.
Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 0:50 ]
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Hopefully the anti-biotics will do the trick, at least they're onto it. Mend well soon mate.
Author:  Malabelm [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 0:51 ]
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Bugger. Take it easy, chap, and hopefully you'll find it what's wrong and get on the mend soon.
Author:  JohnCoffey [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:05 ]
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Aye thats sucks man :(

Hopefully it's just one of these really nasty viruses going around. Chin chin mate, get well soon :)
Author:  Mr Russell [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:44 ]
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It never feels great to be I'll, and I guess you don't need the extra worry on top of doctors finding anything so I'm sure the antibiotics will do the trick.

Feel better soon dude.
Author:  Zio [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:17 ]
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Geez, get well soon chap!
Author:  NervousPete [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:37 ]
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Aw man, sorry to hear about that Doc. Hope it's solved easily and quickly. Take care mate.
Author:  MaliA [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:02 ]
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Get well soon, sir.
Author:  lasermink [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:20 ]
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Lupus?

Get well soon, mate.
Author:  Kern [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:20 ]
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Best wishes, Doc.
Author:  Plissken [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:27 ]
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Today I am mostly pissed off that I have swine flu. So from a fellow Beexer laid low by nasty mutant bugs (invented by God), get well soon Doccy G.
Author:  MrChris [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:30 ]
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Hope you get well soon, Rich. :hug:
Author:  Grim... [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:36 ]
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Dibs on the Boxee.
Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 16:17 ]
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Thanks for the well-wishes folks. Whilst wearing a pulseox meter, a two-minute walk around the car part at a moderate pace had my blood-oxygen level down to 88% and my heart going at 163bpm. I'm feeling no better today; the GP took blood for a number of tests and I've had a chest x-ray to compare with one I had in 2008, specifically to look for the possibility of hypertrophic cardiomyopathy. I'm still not dead, though, Grim..., so you can put the Boxee down and back away slowly.
Author:  Warhead [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 16:24 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Thanks for the well-wishes folks. Whilst wearing a pulseox meter, a two-minute walk around the car part ..........

Distributor?

Seriously, sorry to hear you're under the weather and the doc, and I hope you're soon feeling as fit as a spring lamb.
Author:  MrChris [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 16:25 ]
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Faulty gasket?

Hope it's nothing serious, Doc - or at least something with easily available spares.
Author:  DavPaz [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 16:25 ]
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Criminy Doc. Take care!
Author:  Grim... [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 16:25 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
I'm still not dead, though, Grim..., so you can put the Boxee down and back away slowly.

My father in law had hypertrophic cardiomyopathy. And I'm fairly sure you aren't about to catch me if I run away with your stuff.
/picks up Flapjack under the other arm
Author:  Cras [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 16:31 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Thanks for the well-wishes folks. Whilst wearing a pulseox meter, a two-minute walk around the car part at a moderate pace had my blood-oxygen level down to 88% and my heart going at 163bpm. I'm feeling no better today; the GP took blood for a number of tests and I've had a chest x-ray to compare with one I had in 2008, specifically to look for the possibility of hypertrophic cardiomyopathy. I'm still not dead, though, Grim..., so you can put the Boxee down and back away slowly.


Crikey. Rather hope it's not quite so serious as that.

As an aside, I once had an episode with a resting heartrate of 180 (lying in bed!). It's really quite terrifying.
Author:  Grim... [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 16:33 ]
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Craster wrote:
As an aside, I once had an episode with a resting heartrate of 180 (lying in bed!). It's really quite terrifying.

To be fair though, that's the point in hiring a dominatrix called "Miss Tourture".
Author:  DavPaz [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 16:37 ]
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180 resting? Shit. I thought my rate going over 160 on the cross-trainer was worrying.
Author:  Warhead [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 16:43 ]
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But the good news is that you can give up all that cross country running and hours of hateful exercise, as all you need to get fit is about 4 minutes of really hard exercise three or four times per week (Q.V. last night's One Show).
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