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Yes a couple over the years! My dads first was one of these, he found it in a river driving around one day, bought it and then did it up!

Yay Fergie!

He caught a wild tractor? Good work.

They are a devil to catch, might have been a sick or an old one

I have a nay but it's annoying me so much I don't even want to write it down. Damn those nays.

go on

Nah, it's proper spazzy and barely worth it. It's just nagging me though. Maybe later if no one will play Day Z with me...

Neigh.

Nay - torn muscle in shoulder.
Yay - might not need an op.

I damaged it playing rugby in October, but even after resting after the end of the season, it was not right.

I did not go at the time as I would have been stopped playing for a month or two.

The Tractor Whisperer.

Once he had whispered it, he let us drive it!! I was maybe 9 or 10 going nuts on this little tractor.

We were allowed to do more or less what we wanted on that farm. Had my own shotgun as well when I got a bit older.

Had a lot of freedom as a kid, its sort of a shame my son won't get the same when he grows up, unless I move North and buy a farm in the arse end of nowhere of course!

I've lost my cat, and I'm fucking beside myself with worry

My own stupid fault for opening the top windows and then going to Asda without closing them, but given I'm on the first floor and there's no immediately obvious way for her to get down to the ground floor, I just assumed it'd be alright.

cats can climb fucking anything, how long has she been missing?

Since about 7pm last night. I saw her outside this morning at 5.30am, she was out the back of the block of flats mewing for food, but she ran off scared when she heard me coming and I've not seen her since

Bugger. Hope you can entice her back soon.

Aw, fingers crossed she comes back man, mine sometimes go awol for 2 days at a time.

My local cat rescue place have traps they loan out, I'll get one and put some food in it and go huntin'.

Hope you get her back soon, even though mine goes out a lot, I often get worried if she isn't in for her food on time so know how you feel.

I'd be beside myself if that was my pooch. I sincerely hope you find him, Gaz.

Back to work after really nice week in Tuscany. (

I wonder what happened to Gazchaps cat? I haven't been able to sleep... I've been refreshing this thread all night but nothing.

I hope it's alright?

Naughty Praisebot.

Have a really shitty cough at the moment, its so bad I feel like somebody has walked on my chest.

So stopped off at the chemist to get another bottle of Benylin, this time for dry coughs, I had not taken anything all day so took a swig of it in the car.

Then as I walk into the house the bottle falls out of the box as I have a load of other stuff to carry in, during this the lid (which I hadn't put back correctly) came off spilling it all over my work trousers before the bottle broke on the drive. Its like fucking glue!

Then I get to my pond and find one of the 6 new fish that cost me £60 yesterday dead at the side of the pond, so the Heron has been again

Finally the aforementioned cough has left me with no appetite.

For the past couple of weeks my hand has been hurting - from my right hand index finger and thumb joints down the wrist (which my workmate has decided to affectionately call 'wanking cramp') but it hurts so I now can't lift and rotate things (kettles, keys, jar lids, etc) and have a support on my wrist (which my workmate has affectionately called my 'wanking bandage').

I keep forgetting that it hurts, though, so go to do things and then can't lift them and drop them.

I dropped dinner all over the floor.

My car's broken down outside the vets. Nay!

HOW expensive is a new car battery? FUCK. I was expecting about £40. Scumbags.

Try a mechanic then?

Stop wanking until it gets better?

The AA had me over a barrel. I couldn't exactly go shopping at this time and in the middle of nowhere without my car.

Had my lower right wisdom tooth out at the hospital over the weekend. The op went okay actually and it's been nice having a couple of days off of work, but the painkillers they've given me keep knocking me on my arse (all I've done for the last few days is sit outside on my laptop and sleep, but I feel constantly knackered) and now I've discovered I'm having... well, a slightly embarrassing reaction to the antibiotics they gave me, so I've been told to stop taking them now. And I've still got no feeling on the right side of my chin and my lower lip. And I'm getting a bit fed up of eating porridge and soup all the time.

But I was expecting this whole thing to be pretty horrific and it's actually been okay, so only a very slight nay really. And I don't exactly miss the wisdom tooth either.

I feel your pain Zio. But it'll be worth it.

When I was off work after my jaw surgery and couldn't eat solids, I became hooked on the Complan milkshakes. And, oddly enough, Angel Delight.

They make you do Bruce Forsyth impressions in public? Naked?

Unusual side effect, that.

Wait until you try to do some long division.

After I had my wisdom teeth out I survived on jelly, choccy mousse and scrambled eggs for about 2 weeks. You can get pretty sick of choccy mousse pretty quick.

2009 London in-joke fix.

I will *NEVER* get sick of Moussakka.

What about Moussakka in jokes?

Have I seriously misspelt 'moussakka' twice? Deary me. *hands in pedant card*

No, you got it correctly. My keyboard is suseptable to accidental diuble taps.

Those darned diuble taps!

Yeah, also doesn't auto correct. (or rather, autocorrect is off by default. And probably wouldn't fix that even if it could)

I don't know, how expensive is a new car battery?

£40 is about right for a bargain one, £60 for something a bit more meaty (and about £120 for hardcore deep-cycle ones).

£105 pounds. £105 pounds! For a battery. I almost gave him a battery for ripping me off. I'd have thrown in the assault for free.

Not really, the guy was ace. Apparently he is the youngest AA man in England. Dan his name was.

Be thankful you're not in a modern BMW. ~£200 odd quid for a battery because it needs to be coded to the fucking car.

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Any news on the missing cat?

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What, you expect me to read everything that's posted here?
I demand updates IN THE SAME THREAD!!!

Good news though.

Not really, I wasted a shit load of ink printing off 25 colour "Missing" posters.

Fucking cat.