Be Excellent To Each Other

"Color samples"

Bah. Stupid internet.

Just a little something I've been working on during downtime this week.

P.S. Game DVR built into Windows 10 would've been really fucking handy a few years ago.

Brilliant!

It occurs to me that I have no idea about most of the first floor layout. If someone could sketch a basic layout for me, I would be grateful

I went for a post-kebab shit on Sunday night that was absolutely not going in Dudley. Grim... called shotgun on the other downstairs toilet so I played a late night game of 'hope this door's a toilet' on the upstairs - because I have absolutely no idea what is where up there.

Dudley?

I'm guessing, the en-suite in the Bear Cave

Most Rocker.

Yay, I’ve just seen this. I love it!!!

Timebomb post

Superb

Incredible

Where the fuck are the chairs on the Progressive Porch?

How the heck does Gazchap not yet know about Dudley?

I'll get to it. There's no roof yet either

BTW, I've updated the first post with an up to date backup of the Pazland maps. If anyone wants to keep a copy.

The most important thing that happens at the cottage is sitting. The chairs are very important. We even sung the Fresh Prince song about them this year.

Other people sat in the chairs. This was un-good.

There are now chairs in all over the place in the Virtua-Cottage. Haven't done the porch yet though.

Or have I? You lot wouldn't know as no-one ever visits anymore.

I wasn't kidding about this BTW, would be most handy

Nobody that has ever been upstairs has explored in any sober state. Nobody could draw you a map.

Rightmove (or similar) might have a floor plan from a past sale, maybe?

I remember a wardrobe with some coats in it and a strange cold breeze.

The problem is no one upstairs goes in any other to except their own.

i know much of it. Could probably draw a map if I could motivate myself.

I've been in two of the bedrooms and 2 of the bathrooms. That's a start.

This is what I can do from memory

There's another bedroom at the front in the corner over our room.

View from "Shitter" taken 2015.

You're right. I knew that. Silly me

I've tarted it up a bit downstairs, but upstairs will remain a mystery, it seems.

Oo-er - it actually felt really weird when you went upstairs.

Quality job! Only one cottage to go!

And then the Asdas!

I spied a Meaty in Pazland last night. For 4 minutes

Special end-of-year Pazland activation!

Visit pazland.ddns.net:443 for Minecraft nostalgia fun!

Or don't, it's all the same to me

Good news everybody!

I've managed to convert Pazland to the Bedrock format and upload it to a (checks notes) Realm. If anyone would like visitor access to look around, just let me know!

Guess what, 2017's, TheVision! Now there is!

Would you mind giving me a copy of it so I could upload it to my Realm please, dude? Would be good to let the kiddies have a run around

Sure thing bud. Give me a mo.

Please be aware that there are quite a few swears in Pazland. Some pretty bad ones too. Meaty and Dimmers are grown ups.

I doubt there's anything they won't have heard Jem and I throw around the house

(can I say that?)

Beex doesn't like the size of the file it seems. PM your email and I'll wetransfer it to you.

Never mind, link incoming

Cheers - blimey, that is big! (actress, bishop etc.)

May it always stand as a testament to what men do with too much spare time on their hands.

Huh, weird. A lot of the sweary signs have been censored. I don't know if someone has gone around and done it manually, or it's a part of the realms upload process. All of the standard swears that I found are now "xxxxxx" but compound swears like the delightful "shitcunt" seem unaffected, so I suspect it's the latter.

What did the tribe think of Pazland, Gaz?

Haven't managed to get it on the realm yet, every time I try and upload it it says "An error occured [sic]"

Getting dissed by my kids for design choices I made in Pazland a decade ago is my new way of feeling old.