Hodor won't be burned.... he'll be back

Not to mention Direwolves. Not many of them left.

2 remain, or 3 if you think that Shaggydog is actually alive and they faked his death as a ploy to defeat Ramsay.

And 1 of those has been AWOL since, like, season 1.

Dire doesn't even begin to describe them. They should be called shitwolves.

Yes.

Also, no bugger in Castle Black remembers they have FUCKING GIANTS when they discuss their army. I'd be making them some shin pads and getting a piggy back over to Kings Landing to kick their shit up.

More of a set up one after the emotion of last week.

The High Sparrow story makes me want to shout at them to move the story on a bit faster. Also, have the Lannisters forgotten about the Martells killing their daughter/sister?

I have to assume that at some point Sam/Gilly will be pivotal to the story. I like them, so I don't mind watching them, and he does have a Valeryian Steel blade, so that's interesting, but it's a lot less apocalyptic than the rest of the show!

Dany dragons meh.

Bran and Benjen has potential. They keep on showing the Mad King shouting 'burn them all'. Is Bran going to cause that in some time travel walker mixup?

Nice to see mad bastard Walder Frey still raging it up.

It'll be interesting to see how Arya takes out the significantly more skilled assassin. And assuming she does so, whether the Faceless Men will follow her back to Westeros.

Please please please have a Jon Snow origin story flashback Bran Flakes, PLS. As satisfying as it is to watch you fall from that tower over and over, I need something juicy to justify your colossal screwing over of Hodor.

Can someone explain to me why loads of people exploded over Jaime Lannister riding a horse up stairs, apparently this a big deal in the horse fandom idk I hate horses.

Horses are notoriously scared of going downstairs.

This dates back to Roman times when Julius Caesar slaughtered all the horses on the ground floor, but let those staying upstairs stay alive.

in my experience horses can go up stairs and steep banks quite efficiently, but in the scene the other night the stunt was particularly fluid, which made it sexy, in the same way when Legolas swung under the horse and onto its back, or surfed down the stairs on his shield. Stairs and horses are sexy castle things, see? Anyway, horses can descend stairs (unlike cows) but they aren't so sure of their footing, and their heavy heads Sen to make them wary. What happens then is that some panic and try to jump, and if a large staircase this can be very dangerous. A few steps down will rarely be an issue, though. It was a sizeable staircase in the episode, though.

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Lovejoy!

Captain Darling

if they fucking kill off Arya, I'm having fucking words.

Also, tits!