Game Of Thrones (TV)

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 15:55

Squirt wrote:

Pundabaya wrote:

Grim.. Should program a random fake GoT spoiler thingummy.

RANDOM PLOT BOT

Code:

Aeron Greyjoy attacks the Brotherhood Without Banners beyond the Wall

Code:

Barristan Selmy joins the Night's Watch in the Summer Isles whilst drunk

Makes as much sense as anyone else.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22266

Curiosity wrote:

Squirt wrote:

Pundabaya wrote:

Grim.. Should program a random fake GoT spoiler thingummy.

RANDOM PLOT BOT

Code:

Aeron Greyjoy attacks the Brotherhood Without Banners beyond the Wall

Code:

Barristan Selmy joins the Night's Watch in the Summer Isles whilst drunk

Makes as much sense as anyone else.

That is genius.

<character><action><faction><location><situation>

Mix and match and a twitter feed is born.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6507

It;s not far off that. Characters, faction and places dredged from the wiki, and some very poor grammar expansion.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 16:01

Trooper wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Squirt wrote:

Pundabaya wrote:

Grim.. Should program a random fake GoT spoiler thingummy.

RANDOM PLOT BOT

Code:

Aeron Greyjoy attacks the Brotherhood Without Banners beyond the Wall

Code:

Barristan Selmy joins the Night's Watch in the Summer Isles whilst drunk

Makes as much sense as anyone else.

That is genius.

<character><action><faction><location><situation>

Mix and match and a twitter feed is born.

It's essentially Star Trek TNG Season 7 but for GoT.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6507

Code:

Whilst in the pay of Catelyn Stark Jaime Lannister attempts to bribe Catelyn Stark

More work needed.

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Curiosity wrote:

Trooper wrote:

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A good theory on who poisoned the little fuck

http://imgur.com/a/2DtPH

Very interesting!

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Seems fine, but why would she go through that rigmarole, and not just have the poison in her hat/pocket? It's not like anyone is going to frisk her on the way in!

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Indeed. I'm pretty sure it was Olenna but that just requires the opportunity of the cup sitting in front of her when no one was looking, everything about the necklace is just over-engineering it all for no reason. Unless someone was going to go through all her clothes eating everything they found and waiting to see if they dropped dead or not there's really no reason for all that nonsense.

ETA: Though from doing some Googling it appears that is indeed what happened, though I still think it's all a bit needless when the poisoning wouldn't require all this theatre and cast of characters. If you're going to murder a king you're not going to involve more people than you absolutely have to and you're certainly not going to leave it to the chance of someone's choice of costume jewellery. But, eh.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 16:33

Dude! The spoilers, man!

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Grim... wrote:

Dude! The spoilers, man!

The spoilers...in the spoiler tags?

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

For anyone reading the last few posts, I've no idea what Grim's talking about. There's nothing here that's not been shown in the TV show.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 16:41

Bamba wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Dude! The spoilers, man!

The spoilers...in the spoiler tags?

You might have mentioned they spoil things beyond the most recent TV episode to air.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 16:41

Bamba wrote:

For anyone reading the last few posts, I've no idea what Grim's talking about. There's nothing here that's not been shown in the TV show.

When did the TV show reveal who

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killed Joffrey

, and how?

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Grim... wrote:

Bamba wrote:

For anyone reading the last few posts, I've no idea what Grim's talking about. There's nothing here that's not been shown in the TV show.

When did the TV show reveal who

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killed Joffrey

, and how?

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I just meant I'd Googled the theory about the necklace and there's enough people convinced of that and presenting evidence that I'm convinced you were supposed to get the impression the theory presented. I haven't looked ahead to see whether the actual culprit is ever revealed or anything.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6507

He's just sore that I let slip that

Code:

Quentyn Martell betrays the Night's Watch in the Riverlands whilst in the pay of Arya Stark during Bran Stark's wedding

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

I realise looking back at my original post I worded it badly so apologies if I gave an impression I was looking ahead.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 16:56

Get that on a website, stick some ads on it, watch it go viral.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 16:58

Bamba wrote:

I realise looking back at my original post I worded it badly so apologies if I gave an impression I was looking ahead.

You Tonka toy

Pod · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2568

book spoiler that relates to TV watchers who want to know if they'll ever find out or not.

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The question of "who physically poisoned him" is still unsolved, I think. Even in book land. "Who plotted it" is semi-solved, or possibly even stated in the books. I read loads of wacky fan theories about it at the time I read it's all jumbled up in my head about what is real and what is crack-pot fan theory.

book spoiler:

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as for who plotted it -- I remember reading it was Littlefinger giving the head-net thing to Dontos to give to Sansa. One of the beads in the head was actually some rareish poison, possibly the one Stannis's dude tried to use on whatsherface -- the red lady -- in one of the prologues. (Or another poison mentioned in the books with the same symptoms. possibly the one Cat's sister used on her husband. Whatever.) This isn't a very helpful spoiler, is it? Basically: Littlefinger arranged it with highgarden.

edit: I remember the queen of thrones goes up to Sansa and compliments her on the head-net thing and touches it? And the internet later informed me that it's at this point she removes the poison?

Malc · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 20:14

wasn't there two threads about GoT?

Is it possible to keep this one to the TV Show, and the other one to the book.

There are a couple of spoilers in this thread that I don't know if I can click on or not.

Thanks

Malc

myp · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 21:10

Book nerds should fuck off now, unless they want to talk about the first book; it is the only one with 'Game of Thrones' in the title, of course.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25585

We watched the first episode of the new series last night. My two favourite characters are still awesome. Diana Rigg is becoming the third part of the awesome.

Going to watch episode 2 tonight!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

HAHAHAHAHAHAH. The whole Joffrey/Tyrion thing is awesome. It's just a shame they didn't get Tyrion jousting on the dog...

Pod · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2568

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH. The whole Joffrey/Tyrion thing is awesome. It's just a shame they didn't get Tyrion jousting on the dog...

a) spoilers etc.
b) by they do you meant the characters, for their in-world amusement, or the producers and script-writers, for your amusement?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25585

Just watched episode two.

Zed oh em geeeeeeeeeeeee!

myp · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2014 19:50

Mimi wrote:

Just watched episode two.

Zed oh em geeeeeeeeeeeee!

Poor Russ.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Apr 22, 2014 18:02

Oh man, that was not a pleasant place to have sex!

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25585

Grim... wrote:

Oh man, that was not a pleasant place to have sex!

Bad weekend, Grim...?

Anyway, dodgy bit of episode aside how cool is the coolest most stunning character ever?

So cool.

Bestest.

Love.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38458

Mimi wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Oh man, that was not a pleasant place to have sex!

Bad weekend, Grim...?

Anyway, dodgy bit of episode aside how cool is the coolest most stunning character ever?

So cool.

Bestest.

Love.

Tywin

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25585

DavPaz wrote:

Mimi wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Oh man, that was not a pleasant place to have sex!

Bad weekend, Grim...?

Anyway, dodgy bit of episode aside how cool is the coolest most stunning character ever?

So cool.

Bestest.

Love.

Tywin

He is cool, too, though not as cool. Also not so stunning.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14356

I don't like Jamie's new hair. It seems a bit, um, modern, for this fantasy book drama thing.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Apr 22, 2014 23:06

Watched an early episode with Mrs Grim... tonight, and she instantly recognised Robert Baratheon as "Dave" and Daenerys as "the girl from the Samaritans advert".

Turns out she was right.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Ep4 - Wow - they've really departed from the novels now.

Very good, mind.

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5146

Yep, but it's much better for it.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

It's just a shame Sansa hasn't been dismembered.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14356

She has a member?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38458

Saturnalian wrote:

She has a member?

She got Theon's by male order

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2014 10:51

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

It's just a shame Sansa hasn't been dismembered.

Nooooo I love Sansa.

If she's making you angry just imagine her having sex with Castle's daughter.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38458

Grim... wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

It's just a shame Sansa hasn't been dismembered.

Nooooo I love Sansa.

If she's making you angry just imagine her having sex with Castle's daughter.

...

I'll be in my bunk

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2014 13:13

DavPaz wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

It's just a shame Sansa hasn't been dismembered.

Nooooo I love Sansa.

If she's making you angry just imagine her having sex with Castle's daughter.

...

I'll be in my bunk

You're welcome.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2014 13:15

My favourite thing about Sansa is that someone once said she's acting like she doesn't know she's in a TV show, and is just confused about why all these people are acting that way.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Grim... wrote:

If she's making you angry just imagine her having sex with Castle's daughter.

Molly Quinn is 20; Sophie Turner is 18. You are offside by a pretty wide margin here...

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2014 13:24

I'd make her margin wide.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2014 13:27

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Grim... wrote:

If she's making you angry just imagine her having sex with Castle's daughter.

Molly Quinn is 20; Sophie Turner is 18. You are offside by a pretty wide margin here...

Not at all. They're 38 between them.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25585

The girl who plays Sansa is not a good actress.

Not that this is the measure being discussed here, I know.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38458

No she's not great. And she seems to be getting inconveniently tall

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14356

How are we not outraged by Jamie's haircut and leather jacket?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

I'm outraged by the haircut, it's ludicrous.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22266

Amusingly, with that haircut he is now the spitting image of one of my colleagues

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14356

Cras wrote:

I'm outraged by the haircut, it's ludicrous.

YES.

Needs more outrage though. Maybe something in bold ... LIKE HIS HEAD SHOULD BE.

(I think I'm remembering the book right there...)

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25585

i'M MOAR ANNOYED BY THE FACT THAT JAMIE, AS PART OF A FAMILY FAMED FOR THEIR BLONDENESS HAS SUDDENLY GOT (oops, capsloack not REGGAE) dark hair.

thsi makes no sense.

Especially as all the fuss made about the blonde lionine of heritage.

Anyway, the haircut is not so much a rage-thing for me. He just had a haircut, and it's not out of keeping witht he style of people like Joffrey, and Little Finger, who both have similar haircuts.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25585

rage/reggae. all teh same thing. It's why Bob Marley was so angry all teh time. So un-chilled.

Worryingly, I'm typing with a keyboard, though I m also eating crisps and hummous and giant gummi bears with my right hand, so typing badly with me left.

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