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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 13:43 
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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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Threes info :

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62,799!

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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Hmmm. I was drunk when I posted that. I've no recollection on how I managed it

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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Hmmm. I was drunk when I posted that. I've no recollection on how I managed it


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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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Amazing work! Well done!

Now to delete you from my friends list.

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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Amazing work! Well done!

Now to delete you from my friends list.


You can't do that, you're a scientist. You're supposed to submit a slightly bitchy paper to The Royal Journal of IOS Puzzle Games, make a few subtly bitter comments at your next speech then secretly dedicate the rest of your life to destroying my score.


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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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Ha ha! That too!

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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I am playin 2048, it is similar to threes, just slightly different. i am enjoying it

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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2048 is to Threes! as draughts is to chess

Except it's also a lot, lot more fun.

I completed 2048 on my first go with the most basic of threes! strategies. Get threes!

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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Still waiting for Broken Sword 5: Episode 2.

Apparently it's already out on PCs and now PS Vita.

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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Deep Dungeons of Doom is pretty ace and pretty free too.

I've been playing it so why not you.

Press right to attack and left to blockeroo.

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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on the bleeding edge as usual, I've rediscovered Jetpack Joyride following its (no doubt aged) update. I've been diligently swooping around grabbing coins and gems in order to buy new gadgets like a fairly useless robot dog and nerd repellent.

In doing so, I noticed someone familiar lurking on the lab's walls.


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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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Hello! A friend of mine made this. It's free, and stuff.

https://itunes.apple.com/ca/app/id904661864

He humbly asks that you rate it so he can get some feedback.

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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looks cool.. will download it to feedback

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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Little Inferno HD: I utterly love it.

LOVE that it's so simple; it's perfect phone fodder.

LOVE that it's more than just burning stuff (dunno why I thought it was just a stupid distraction game until I accidentally watched a trailer earlier).

LOVE that there's a story - half miserable dark world where kids have to burn their toys for warmth; half love story. Kinda.


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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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Grim... wrote:
Hello! A friend of mine made this. It's free, and stuff.

https://itunes.apple.com/ca/app/id904661864

He humbly asks that you rate it so he can get some feedback.


downloaded it.. liked the concept, but gives not enough feedback on what you did, and what you should do.. Eg. to started with an elf, but i knew a different picture of someone wearing a similar had.. typed that in, but didn't know if i should pres confirm? or that i made a mistake? it should do far more scaffolding/onboarding..

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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Wario clone Dumb Ways to Die is back!

Dumb Ways to Die 2 is available by clicking this link perhaps? https://appsto.re/gb/5olz3.i That link doesn't look right but I didn't make it up. Came out my phone, init.

Do you want to play it though? It's exactly like Dumb Ways to Die but bettererer. More games (WAY more than the paucity on offer before), more cool animations, more amusing deaths. No. Downside. Whatsoever.

Cept the adverts...

But forget that cause it's FREE! Free? FREE! Free? Yes. It is. What? Free. So why aren't you downloading it? Don't you like them Warioware games? Puh. I spit on you. Warioware is ace you fools. I've still got it on the GBA. My fav was the game with the Yoshi-alike where you could only shoot your tongue out in diagonals. Bloody ace that. Oh, and the skateboard one. Loved the music on that one. I didn't actually care for the main game thinking about it. So Warioware then: crap. Hated it. Cept the bits I liked.


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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 2:03 
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Related note: the DS Warioware game is also awesome and plays perfectly on a phone or tablet because it was designed for a touchscreen. Assuming you can get an emulator and the ROM on your device of course; which is trivial on Android but I don't know of the current state of play on iOS.


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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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The third Kingdom Rush game is out now. Brilliant as usual.


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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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Not heard about this anywhere else.

If you live in an EU country you can now get refunds on App Store games (for up to two weeks)

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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Music as well. Download, rip, refund!

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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How do you rip a download?

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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How do you rip a download?

From the vinyl.

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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How do you rip a download?

From the vinyl.


That you 3D printed

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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You wanna play a game? DO YOU?

I did. So I downloaded Phases.

DO YOU WANT TO PLAY IT TOO?

No? FUCK OUTTA HERE.

Yes? HERE IS A LINK:

https://appsto.re/gb/Vecz2.i

Now, here's the bet. If anyone - ANYONE - can get to phase zero - LIKE ME - and prove it by a picture or something then I will send you a crisp five pound note in the post.

Why? Because it's fucking maddening and I hate it. It's shit. Shit. And I'm convinced that the last level cannot be completed.


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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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Can't argue with that. U R SUPA WINNAH MAN.

PM me your addy and sort code, account number and the last 3 numbers on the back of your card, 'k.


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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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I'm not sure the last three numbers on the back of my card will be much use without the rest of the numbers on the front.

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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EA Will Charge For Gas In Need For Speed: No Limits As Part Of Its Ongoing Effort To Make Games As Mundane And Annoying As Real Life

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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This is not a surprise if you've paid attention to any EA mobile game from the last two years. Real Racing 3 and Dungeon Keeper are essentially broken unless you pay.

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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It's also not entirely true, because you get fuel for free (basically it's the wait or pay model that's used all over the place).

Still, it's amusing in a game called No Limits, I suppose :)

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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They are broken if you pay as well. I'm sure there was an eurogamer article about dungeon keeper, where even if you pay £10 the money is used up in seconds to be back exactly where you started.

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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They are broken if you pay as well. I'm sure there was an eurogamer article about dungeon keeper, where even if you pay £10 the money is used up in seconds to be back exactly where you started.

Playing a game where you're never quite sure if you're not being good enough, or that you've reached an artificial ceiling in order to squeeze money out of you doesn't interest me in the slightest.

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Agreed, it's why I've drifted back to portables like the Vita and 3DS and now just play the cream of iOS (80 days at the minute).

Hilariously, EA gave me the full console need for speed for my vita for free about a month ago.

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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There is a lot of good stuff on iOS, but it gets drowned out by the pay-to-win dross.

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Agreed, it's why I've drifted back to portables like the Vita and 3DS and now just play the cream of iOS (80 days at the minute).

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I've yet to beat it once, but that already seems impossible!

YOU ARE ON.

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I've yet to beat it once, but that already seems impossible!

YOU ARE ON.

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Apparently, it's possible in less than 40 days.

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*sighs*

I'm meant to be a reformed pedant, but I can't let that one lie.

Fewer.

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DISAGREE. Time is generally not used as a discrete measurement.

You wouldn't say "I'm going to the shops, I'll be fewer than ten minutes". You're saying less than this defined block of time, not fewer than this amount of discrete blocks of time.

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DISAGREE. Time is generally not used as a discrete measurement.

You wouldn't say "I'm going to the shops, I'll be fewer than ten minutes". You're saying less than this defined block of time, not fewer than this amount of discrete blocks of time.

It's a grey area and definitely worthy of discussion. While I would agree with something like minutes or seconds, you always talk about days in discrete blocks - you wouldn't say, "I went round the world in 37.43 days." So fewer is valid here, IMO.

I would personally use "under 40 days" in order to sidestep the whole issue.

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you wouldn't say, "I went round the world in 37.43 days."


I would.

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you wouldn't say, "I went round the world in 37.43 days."


I would.

You're a tosser.

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Fewer a tosser than you.

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I was going to make a meme that said something like...

"Sometimes, in real life, when people say things, they don't say them right. I don't tend to worry about it much.

On the internet I'll skin a muthafucker alive."

Then I decided that I don't know how. Or couldn't give a toss. One or t'other.

It's probably been done before though.

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In less words. Too.

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Future Warrior wrote:
I would personally use "under 40 days" in order to sidestep the whole issue.

Why not use "under" instead of "less" and "fewer" all the time?

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He uses under, not out of a belief in correctness, but out of ABJECT SPINELESS COWARDICE.

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