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Talking of which - 29,067!!!!

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Talking of which - 29,067!!!!

Woooo!

Ange has got 29,068.

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Believed you for a second. Had to check.

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Believed you for a second. Had to check.

I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD!


Bah! You've knocked me down to fourth on my list and I've been playing it to death all week.


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Out There looks rather compelling: http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2014- ... ere-review

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Out There is bloody great.

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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Out There is bloody great.


I hate you so much right now!

Argh!

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Out There is bloody great.


I hate you so much right now!

Argh!


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Malc wrote:
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Out There is bloody great.


I hate you so much right now!

Argh!

Because he likes Out There? Odd.

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Sorry, it's (part of ) a song (title) by Kelis

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/kelis/ca ... there.html

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Malc wrote:
Sorry, it's (part of ) a song (title) by Kelis

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/kelis/ca ... there.html

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 12:01 
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D'oh Im an idiot.

Thats good!

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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I don't like Kelis.

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I don't like Kelis.


I have no idea who kelis is. Never heard of him/her/them.
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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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Mr Dave wrote:
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I don't like Kelis.


I have no idea who kelis is. Never heard of him/her/them.
I feel this is how I would like to continue.

What a rubbish song this would be.

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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Mr Dave wrote:
British Nervoso wrote:
I don't like Kelis.


I have no idea who kelis is. Never heard of him/her/them.
I feel this is how I would like to continue.


Not that I think knowledge of Kelis specifically would change your life or anything, but it's a pretty odd attitude to want to continue not knowing about something you know nothing about. How can you reasonably make that judgement without the knowledge to decide whether it's desirable or not? It's almost like you're being a moaning curmudgeon just for the sake of being a moaning curmudgeon...


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Bamba, meet Mr Dave!

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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Modern pop music tends to annoy me for many reasons, and I'm guessing that's what this is from context.

So yeah, quite happy to not know about somethong that would annoy me.


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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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Out There is really, really good.

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I like the Out There Brothers.

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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I like the Out There Brothers.

Boom boom boom... let me hear you say...

You pathetic cunt.

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British Nervoso wrote:
Saturnalian wrote:
I like the Out There Brothers.

Boom boom boom... let me hear you say...

You pathetic cunt.


Way ohhh!

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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Mr Dave wrote:
Modern pop music tends to annoy me for many reasons, and I'm guessing that's what this is from context.

So yeah, quite happy to not know about somethong that would annoy me.


Quite. Constantly having to pull it out of your arse crack is a constant nuisance.

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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Mr Russell wrote:
British Nervoso wrote:
Saturnalian wrote:
I like the Out There Brothers.

Boom boom boom... let me hear you say...

You pathetic cunt.


Way ohhh!


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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:36 
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Flick Kick Football Legends

On the face of it this should be delightful. A blending of the satisfying virtual tactility of Flick Kick Football, the gameplay of New Star Soccer and the card-collecting of Marvel Pummel Horses. It even has a pleasingly deranged storyline. And it looks the business.

BUT.

It's free. I'm not allowed to pay for it. And it wants your money. Badly. The palm-presses for your cash begin quietly enough, but after a certain number of games it seems to take every opportunity to whip your trousers down, from half-time ad breaks to post-match run ins with in-game characters asking you for money or likes on Facebook.

And it falls on the side of you feeling cheated by the very presence of IAPs. You're presented with unwinnable plays in some games, and too often you're left feeling like it's already been decided if you're going to win or lose, before you even take your kick. Which is pretty unforgiveable in a 'skill' game.

But I shall persist. I have given them no money yet, even though performing more advanced actions is going to take forever given the paltry in-game cash you're given (25 for winning the first league - and you need 500 to fuse two identical cards together to build a stronger card).

Still, if you like this kind of thing:

https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/flick-k ... 96579?mt=8


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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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No ta - thanks for the warning, though.

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Anyone with an i device who hasn't already got it would be well advised to pick up the excellent NightSky while it's been dropped to the price of FREE.


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David may be relevant to your interests. 69p and no IAPs that I can see.

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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
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David may be relevant to your interests. 69p and no IAPs that I can see.

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Fucking Love It.

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62,799!

Top 99.82% according to this!

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Hmmm. I was drunk when I posted that. I've no recollection on how I managed it

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Hmmm. I was drunk when I posted that. I've no recollection on how I managed it


Finally beat Lave at Threes...and I was sober at the time (68000-ish).


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Amazing work! Well done!

Now to delete you from my friends list.

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Amazing work! Well done!

Now to delete you from my friends list.


You can't do that, you're a scientist. You're supposed to submit a slightly bitchy paper to The Royal Journal of IOS Puzzle Games, make a few subtly bitter comments at your next speech then secretly dedicate the rest of your life to destroying my score.


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Ha ha! That too!

Buying booze on way home.

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I am playin 2048, it is similar to threes, just slightly different. i am enjoying it

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2048 is to Threes! as draughts is to chess

Except it's also a lot, lot more fun.

I completed 2048 on my first go with the most basic of threes! strategies. Get threes!

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Still waiting for Broken Sword 5: Episode 2.

Apparently it's already out on PCs and now PS Vita.

Hurry up!

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Deep Dungeons of Doom is pretty ace and pretty free too.

I've been playing it so why not you.

Press right to attack and left to blockeroo.

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on the bleeding edge as usual, I've rediscovered Jetpack Joyride following its (no doubt aged) update. I've been diligently swooping around grabbing coins and gems in order to buy new gadgets like a fairly useless robot dog and nerd repellent.

In doing so, I noticed someone familiar lurking on the lab's walls.


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Hello! A friend of mine made this. It's free, and stuff.

https://itunes.apple.com/ca/app/id904661864

He humbly asks that you rate it so he can get some feedback.

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looks cool.. will download it to feedback

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Little Inferno HD: I utterly love it.

LOVE that it's so simple; it's perfect phone fodder.

LOVE that it's more than just burning stuff (dunno why I thought it was just a stupid distraction game until I accidentally watched a trailer earlier).

LOVE that there's a story - half miserable dark world where kids have to burn their toys for warmth; half love story. Kinda.


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Grim... wrote:
Hello! A friend of mine made this. It's free, and stuff.

https://itunes.apple.com/ca/app/id904661864

He humbly asks that you rate it so he can get some feedback.


downloaded it.. liked the concept, but gives not enough feedback on what you did, and what you should do.. Eg. to started with an elf, but i knew a different picture of someone wearing a similar had.. typed that in, but didn't know if i should pres confirm? or that i made a mistake? it should do far more scaffolding/onboarding..

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Wario clone Dumb Ways to Die is back!

Dumb Ways to Die 2 is available by clicking this link perhaps? https://appsto.re/gb/5olz3.i That link doesn't look right but I didn't make it up. Came out my phone, init.

Do you want to play it though? It's exactly like Dumb Ways to Die but bettererer. More games (WAY more than the paucity on offer before), more cool animations, more amusing deaths. No. Downside. Whatsoever.

Cept the adverts...

But forget that cause it's FREE! Free? FREE! Free? Yes. It is. What? Free. So why aren't you downloading it? Don't you like them Warioware games? Puh. I spit on you. Warioware is ace you fools. I've still got it on the GBA. My fav was the game with the Yoshi-alike where you could only shoot your tongue out in diagonals. Bloody ace that. Oh, and the skateboard one. Loved the music on that one. I didn't actually care for the main game thinking about it. So Warioware then: crap. Hated it. Cept the bits I liked.


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 Post subject: Re: iOS gaming thread
PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 2:03 
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Related note: the DS Warioware game is also awesome and plays perfectly on a phone or tablet because it was designed for a touchscreen. Assuming you can get an emulator and the ROM on your device of course; which is trivial on Android but I don't know of the current state of play on iOS.


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The third Kingdom Rush game is out now. Brilliant as usual.


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