People who stand in front of the bus doors when they're not getting off.

To build on this one, people that want to get on buses/trains and think that the best way to do it is to huddle around the doors so that nobody can get off.

ambiguous queuers

Those unskippable anti-piracy messages/videos on DVDs.

The general public.

I will know you the fuck over.

The I.T. department at my new work who aren't called I.T. No, they refer to themselves as "computers". Have a think about this for a second and you'll realise how silly it sounds.

The I.T. department at my new work who aren't called I.T. No, they refer to themselves as "computers". Have a think about this for a second and you'll realise how silly it sounds.

People that think the department at their company that deals with the computers should also deal with anything that either a) has an 'on' switch, or b) runs on electricity. Especially fucking phones.

I understand their thinking behind this perfectly, and will relatedly add to my list:
People that think the department at their company that deals with the computers should also deal with anything that either a) has an 'on' switch, or b) runs on electricity. Especially fucking phones.

I think I might rename our department to "computers", actually.

People who pile their groceries onto the conveyor at the supermarket till as though they are playing some sort of food based game of tetris, standing there with their next item in hand ready to pounce the moment the belt moves along another three inches. It doesn't affect me in the slightest but their stupidity just irritates me, I think they think that they are saving time.

Those unskippable anti-piracy messages/videos on DVDs.

They'd none of them be missed

People who look at you funny for buying a pint and reading a book in a pub on your own. It does happen. I once had a young woman - a perfect stranger - accuse me of being anti-social, even though I wasn't part of their group. For some reason they view choosing some comfortable surroundings with tasty beer and comfy sofas as an incompatible venue for a good read. Indeed, they view the very act of reading as some sort of 'better than' taunt. Bizarre.

Of course, usually I'm too engrossed in the novels of Patrick O'Brien to notice.

I'm too busy trying to find a decent copy of this Mikado song on Youtube to listen to and hum along to.

People who pile their groceries onto the conveyor at the supermarket till as though they are playing some sort of food based game of tetris, standing there with their next item in hand ready to pounce the moment the belt moves along another three inches. It doesn't affect me in the slightest but their stupidity just irritates me, I think they think that they are saving time.

I refuse to believe that this is the first thread of this nature in here!

Missed this!
I sort-of do this, but I'll also put stuff into a specific order (heavy, non-squashible stuff first) for easy bagging action.

Also, aren't they technically saving time?

I do it too. Conveyor stacking is the only thing I get a bit obsessive about, and insist on fitting everything in neatly and in the correct order. When I see other people in the queue just piling stuff on it makes me want to run up and start rearranging their shopping.

Anyone, anywhere, using 'Cyber' as a prefix for anything Internet related. It's not 1994 anymore.

1) People who dress their babies in designer clothes.

So what should we call Cybersex?

iGasms.

Also, ambiguous queuers in shops and cafés. Either you're in the queue, in which case you should step forward to the end of the line or the counter, or you're not, in which case you should stand back.