England

CUS · **Posted:** Fri May 09, 2008 18:06

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England is a nation of "overweight, alcopop-swilling, sex- and celebrity-obsessed TV addicts", according to a new tourist guide book.

The latest edition of the Rough Guide says no other country is as "insular, self-important and irritating".

Crushingly inevitable BBC linkage. I can't say how we stand next to other countries*, but it certainly describes the place well.

* Not that closely, breathing in, obv.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

I agree, its a load of balls here.

CUS · **Posted:** Fri May 09, 2008 18:13

"No, no, you're supposed to disagree with me, so I can go off on one to some end."

I like England, I just really can't disagree with that description!

myp · **Posted:** Fri May 09, 2008 18:43

I'd say that as a sweeping generalisation, it's fairly accurate. They're cunts for saying so, of course.

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

All entirely true, if you go to the shit bits.

I don't, and tend to have a great time in England.

CUS · **Posted:** Fri May 09, 2008 18:51

You live in Wales though, P.C. Goatboy.

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

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It's a nation that prides itself on patriotism.

What absolute bollocks. Patriotism is for arsewipes. Are you proud of having knees? No? Then why be proud of where you were born? Tchah.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri May 09, 2008 20:12

I've got fuckin bostin knees and will fight anyone who disparages them.

myp · **Posted:** Fri May 09, 2008 20:18

What about if I kneecap you first?

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

I was told by a French girl I work with that we're a nation of fat bastards. I found it very difficult to disagree when I took a break from staring at her gorgeous French eyes to look at my own, very English, belly.

CUS · **Posted:** Mon May 12, 2008 0:48

We do seem to be the prime nation for both fast food junk AND The Pies. America doesn't have The Pies. A nation raised on McFlurrys and Greggs. :brrrr:

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon May 12, 2008 1:21

Zio wrote:

I was told by a French girl I work with that we're a nation of fat bastards. I found it very difficult to disagree when I took a break from staring at her gorgeous French eyes to look at my own, very English, belly.

Maybe, but they make really really really boring porn.

Pod · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2568

Disagree! French porn is quite good. German is best. JA JA

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon May 12, 2008 7:33

I spent Sunday afternoon swilling lager watching the football, then sat outside the pub and drank more lager. Dunno what that says about the UK, though.

metalangel · **Posted:** Mon May 12, 2008 7:40

Zio wrote:

I was told by a French girl I work with that we're a nation of fat bastards. I found it very difficult to disagree when I took a break from staring at her gorgeous French eyes to look at my own, very English, belly.

NICOLE: Ze sheeft in ze nieu Clio has ze tres beaucoup girth, no? Unlike ze penis de Angleterre which is like, 'ow you say, pepperami?

PAPA: Auhehahehaheha! *unzips pants*

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon May 12, 2008 9:10

I don't care what the rough guide says about Blighty, I don't go on holiday there.

English > Foreigns >>> French

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon May 12, 2008 9:28

Pod wrote:

Disagree! French porn is quite good. German is best. JA JA

SNORE! The wimmin all look like they've come from cloning vats. It's like watching boring Private boredom.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Mon May 12, 2008 9:56

Dimrill wrote:

Pod wrote:

Disagree! French porn is quite good. German is best. JA JA

SNORE! The wimmin all look like they've come from cloning vats. It's like watching boring Private boredom.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon May 12, 2008 9:58

ZING!

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Yeah, I agree, England is entirely manned by cunts. There! I said it.

CUS · **Posted:** Mon May 12, 2008 11:47

Shut it, Welshie, with your stupid traditional Celtic name.

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