Mimi wrote:
(who is actually a slightly rotund beardy white man, so makes little sense)
Suddenly many posts on this forum make a lot more sense. (
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| Author: | Cras [ Sun May 03, 2015 20:29 ] |
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He looks like he's beckoning you in for a kiss. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Sun May 03, 2015 20:32 ] |
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Oh, he's such a beautiful man. I want to give him a cuddle. |
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| Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Sun May 03, 2015 20:38 ] |
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He is rather awesome. |
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| Author: | Bamba [ Sun May 03, 2015 22:26 ] |
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Mimi wrote: Oh, he's such a beautiful man. I want to give him a cuddle. So 'cuddle' is a filthy euphemism now? Noted! |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Mon May 04, 2015 5:58 ] |
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No, actual cuddle. He just seems so awesome. He reminds me of my old manager (who is actually a slightly rotund beardy white man, so makes little sense), but he gives me a big cuddle and kiss when I see him, so I think it's because of that. |
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| Author: | JBR [ Mon May 04, 2015 22:28 ] |
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Mimi wrote: (who is actually a slightly rotund beardy white man, so makes little sense) Suddenly many posts on this forum make a lot more sense. ( )
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| Author: | Mimi [ Tue May 05, 2015 16:49 ] |
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I don't even understand that, but I'm going to go ahead and just believe that you are saying something nice  
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| Author: | Cras [ Tue May 05, 2015 17:21 ] |
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We are decidedly well represented in the slightly rotund beardy white man demographic. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Tue May 05, 2015 18:04 ] |
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Ah, but none of you is Idris Elba. Chloe and I were talking about him in the office today (because my old manager was there, and I was trying to get her to see how he could look like a man who is 2ft taller, made of muscle and a different race... she couldn't see it) but we decided that Idris Elba is so strong and solid that if he were walking down the street you could jump and cling onto his back and he'd just keep on walking, like you weren't there. I think we're going to find him and try it. |
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| Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Tue May 05, 2015 18:05 ] |
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If you'd come up with this plan last week I could have tested it for you. I suspect you'd have more luck with a Mimi-sized passenger than me though. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Tue May 05, 2015 18:18 ] |
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Though I do have a sizeable passenger of my own right now. I was writing on the white board at work (it's a magic wall... it's great being able to write all over the wall) and as I filled in all the information at above-eye level and stood back to admire all my hard work I realised that I'd erased all of the very important information that was at my belly level with my bump. |
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| Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Tue May 05, 2015 19:00 ] |
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Hehehe, whoops! |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed May 06, 2015 11:28 ] |
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Mimi wrote: Ah, but none of you is Idris Elba. I'm not sure he fits into the description. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Wed May 06, 2015 14:59 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Mimi wrote: Ah, but none of you is Idris Elba. I'm not sure he fits into the description. He's a beautiful man. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed May 06, 2015 15:03 ] |
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Maybe so, but he's not exactly a "slightly rotund beardy white man". I mean, in my opinion. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Wed May 06, 2015 15:06 ] |
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No, but working back from this, my ex manager is. BUT my ex manager reminds me of Idris Elba. So if HE can be like Idris Elba, maybe you can too? Don't give up hope! |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Fri May 08, 2015 9:51 ] |
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I've just paid off my mortgage. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Fri May 08, 2015 9:54 ] |
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Zardoz wrote: I've just paid off my mortgage. Woop! |
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| Author: | KovacsC [ Fri May 08, 2015 9:55 ] |
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Zardoz wrote: I've just paid off my mortgage. Fab. Can you pay off mine. |
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| Author: | Bobbyaro [ Fri May 08, 2015 9:57 ] |
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KovacsC wrote: Zardoz wrote: I've just paid off my mortgage. Fab. Can you pay off mine. mine first, please. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Fri May 08, 2015 10:08 ] |
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Just follow Zardoz's lead, and you can both pay off your own mortgage! |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Fri May 08, 2015 10:10 ] |
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Was this some sort of claims direct thing? "Have you had a heart attack because you're an unfit northener? Someone owes you money!" 
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Fri May 08, 2015 10:23 ] |
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Life Insurance paying out on Critical Illness? |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Fri May 08, 2015 10:23 ] |
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Congratulations Zardoz! That's ace. |
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| Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Fri May 08, 2015 11:07 ] |
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Result. I *could* have paid off my mortgage had I not moved to a bigger house. I'm not sure if that was the right decision or not. Oh, and no Nigel Farage MP
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| Author: | Cras [ Fri May 08, 2015 12:00 ] |
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Pfft. I paid off my mortgage two years ago. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Fri May 08, 2015 13:14 ] |
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Errr.... Haven't you just bought a flat? |
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| Author: | Cras [ Fri May 08, 2015 13:15 ] |
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Bought? Goodness no. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Fri May 08, 2015 13:28 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: Life Insurance paying out on Critical Illness?  Silver lining of my shit cloud. |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Fri May 08, 2015 13:30 ] |
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<cries> |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Fri May 08, 2015 13:52 ] |
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good for you Z. xx |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Tue May 12, 2015 20:13 ] |
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Like a dick, I forgot to send the text off that pays for my car parking, and the clampy-men and super-ticket-happy in the train carpark. However, I get to my car and there's no sticker on it! Yay! |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Tue May 12, 2015 22:52 ] |
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Someone stole the ticket for a laugh, you'll get a court summons through in 30 days. |
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| Author: | Warhead [ Wed May 13, 2015 0:31 ] |
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The swifts have begun to arrive. |
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| Author: | Trousers [ Wed May 13, 2015 8:18 ] |
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Tell Jon I really liked the story about the little people. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed May 13, 2015 9:09 ] |
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Warhead wrote: The swifts have begun to arrive. I pictured you standing in a shadowy room, looking around the edge of a heavy curtain at the bright world outside, saying this and then closing the curtain again. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed May 13, 2015 9:11 ] |
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Warhead wrote: The swifts have begun to arrive. But in the parks, the rain continues to fall. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Wed May 13, 2015 9:12 ] |
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The woods... and the darkness... and the howling vind. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed May 13, 2015 9:39 ] |
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Warhead wrote: The swifts have begun to arrive. Understood. /starts banning people |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed May 13, 2015 9:43 ] |
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GazChap wrote: The woods... and the darkness... and the howling vind. Comrade |
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| Author: | Cras [ Wed May 13, 2015 9:55 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Warhead wrote: The swifts have begun to arrive. Understood. /starts banning people I also will 'start banning people'. *adjusts for crosswind* *slides bolt* |
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| Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Wed May 13, 2015 9:59 ] |
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<leaves> |
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| Author: | Warhead [ Wed May 13, 2015 14:36 ] |
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Never thought I'd get so much mileage out of that. What fun. I think you've all been watching too many Cold War spy films. Seriously, the swifts have started to arrive, and one of my simple joys is to sit in my garden of an evening and watch them in their aerial ballet, catching insects on the wing and, as the dusk falls, chasing each other around the houses at roof level. And when they've gone wherever they go for the night (in next door's eaves, if they're nesting) a single bat flits around, hoovering up anything at low level that the swifts might have missed. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed May 13, 2015 14:37 ] |
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Warhead wrote: Never thought I'd get so much mileage out of that. What fun. I think you've all been watching too much of The Game, except that I haven't heard them using that kind of phrase so far. Seriously, the swifts have started to arrive, and one of my simple joys is to sit in my garden of an evening and watch them in their aerial ballet, cathing insects on the wing and, as the dusk falls, chasing each other around the houses at roof level. And when they've gone wherever they go for the night (in next door's eaves, if they're nesting) a single bat flits around, hoovering up anything low level that the swifts might have missed. ... Clarice. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed May 13, 2015 15:12 ] |
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Warhead wrote: The Game FUCK |
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| Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Wed May 13, 2015 15:15 ] |
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SHITTING CUNTFUCK GAME WHY DID YOU EVEN TWATTING FUCK. |
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| Author: | Kern [ Wed May 13, 2015 15:21 ] |
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Not a Yay. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed May 13, 2015 15:24 ] |
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FUCK AGAIN |
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| Author: | Warhead [ Wed May 13, 2015 15:51 ] |
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I was referring to the cold war thriller on the Beeb. I get the impression that that is not what you were all thinking of. Perhaps someone should take me to one side for a quiet word. Whatever that reference was, I've edited it out of the original post. Please accept my apologies, for whatever it was I did in my ignorance. An DO try to enjoy the swifts. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed May 13, 2015 16:31 ] |
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game) |
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